''HEY YOU FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A MATESPRIT WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL MY ROMCOMS''
''i put them in the basement,i needed a place for my clothes you know i cant walk naked,i mean i know you'd like it but yeah,everything is in the basement,safe and sound.''
''ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU ASS FUCKING FAGGOT MY PRECIOUS ARE THERE RUSTING SURROUNDED BY SPIDERS AND BUGS''
dave just sighed.
''GET UP FUCKASS WERE GOING SHOPPING YOU ARE BUYING ME A COPY OF EVERY MOVIE I EVER OWNED''
dave just started crying inside but he kept his cool persona and went with it.
the shopping trip lasted 666 years and they went to every planet in the universe ever but finally bought all of them,karkat then thanked dave by letting him fuck his ass for every day they spent shopping.
do the math,kids.
