7/5/00
Title: When A Woman Loves Fanfiction
Author: Rainey
E-mail: crazylikecat@aol.com
Cat: X-File Humor/Song Filk
Song filk of "When A Man Loves a Woman"
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When a woman loves fanfiction,
Can't keep her mind on nothin' else
Except goin' online
To feed her X-file addiction
She will burn your tv dinner
Forget to wash your underwear
'Cause Mulder's bein' tortured
And Scully's frozen somewhere
When a woman loves fanfiction
A man's patience may start to wear
Seein' his woman's butt glued
To that computer chair
She'll forget all his comforts
Let him sleep out in the rain
So he better not forget his keys again
When a woman loves fanfiction
She just can't tear herself away
Might as well go out for a beer and a pizza
'Cause, baby, she's online to stay
When a woman loves fanfiction
A man may start to worry
Maybe his woman's lost her mind
And needs some therapy
Yes, when a woman loves fanfiction
I know exactly how she feels, you see
'Cause baby, baby, baby, that woman is me
When a woman loves fanfiction...
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Silly, I know, but I'm silly.
It's who I am, it's what I do.
Title: When A Woman Loves Fanfiction
Author: Rainey
E-mail: crazylikecat@aol.com
Cat: X-File Humor/Song Filk
Song filk of "When A Man Loves a Woman"
*************************************************
When a woman loves fanfiction,
Can't keep her mind on nothin' else
Except goin' online
To feed her X-file addiction
She will burn your tv dinner
Forget to wash your underwear
'Cause Mulder's bein' tortured
And Scully's frozen somewhere
When a woman loves fanfiction
A man's patience may start to wear
Seein' his woman's butt glued
To that computer chair
She'll forget all his comforts
Let him sleep out in the rain
So he better not forget his keys again
When a woman loves fanfiction
She just can't tear herself away
Might as well go out for a beer and a pizza
'Cause, baby, she's online to stay
When a woman loves fanfiction
A man may start to worry
Maybe his woman's lost her mind
And needs some therapy
Yes, when a woman loves fanfiction
I know exactly how she feels, you see
'Cause baby, baby, baby, that woman is me
When a woman loves fanfiction...
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Silly, I know, but I'm silly.
It's who I am, it's what I do.
