Voldemorts Diary

The day of my resurrection

Dear diary

Today I tried to eliminate that annoying Potter boy again but he just won't die!

I can't count how many times I tried and then failed to kill him.

First he survives when he's a baby and now this! I had a perfect graveyard scene set up and Wormtail even resurrected me in front of the boy, it was dramatic, it was perfect, I couldn't fail he had to die. But oh no, Potter gets mad at me for killing his friend and then runs away before I had a chance to kill him. I mean who does that! I guess he is the Chosen One but still…

Dear diary

I am upset. Everything is going wrong. Even though me graveyard plan failed I thought my spy would get Potter but instead I got information that he's either in Azkaban or dead, for his sake he better be dead.

I've been thinking about changing my name because a lot more people have been saying it. It used to just be Dumbledore but now Potter and a few others are saying it to!

Earlier today I killed a few muggles to let my feelings out. They screamed and tried to run! Now everyone will know I still got it!

Dear diary

Some of my death eaters think Snape is a traitor because he didn't show up when I called them. You don't think he'd dessert me do you? I really hope not or I'd have to kill him…. Not that I care! I'm Lord Voldemort I kill for fun!

I've been brainstorming evil plans to kill Potter but the only ones I have are: hold one of his loved ones hostage, but that won't be easy hmm; I'll have to think about that one.

The other one was to find the Prophecy and… hey! I could make him think I have one of his loved ones but I don't and, no, no that's stupid. Now excuse me as I go and kill Igor Karkroff.

Dear diary

One of my death eaters caught me writing in you earlier and guess what. It's not evil or even manly to write a diary! Who would have known? Oh well, we'll just have to keep this a secret. It won't be that hard seeing as you can't talk and I can kill any one who sees me.

I've been thinking about getting a wife that way we can have a evil kingdom and have and evil heir to the throne of, well evilness, if that's a word at least I think it is…

Anyway! I've been thinking about Bellatrix because even though she's crazy she's pure evil. All I have to do is break her and a few others out of Azkaban.

I've heard that the order of the phoenix is regrouping. I shall send Snape in and we shall crush them! Mu ha haaa wait that's not right, ha ha haa, no… I got it! Ho ho ho hmm. Evil laughs are so hard to perfect…

I have it! I stick Potter in a cage over a pit of, wait I'd still have to capture him. Urghh! Being the Dark Lord is so much harder than I thought it would be! :(

Dear diary

Do you want to know the bad sides of being evil? Well here they are anyway; first you can't walk into a store without someone screaming or someone calling the guards! Second no one will tell me if I look good in dark blue because they're too scared about saying the wrong thing. Life stinks…

Oh well, until next time.

Dear diary

Do you know how much I hate Harry Potter, the boy who lived, the Chosen One? A lot that's what!

There are so many people these days that die from stuff like food poison or broom accidents or well you get the idea. Why can't he be like them? Why does he have to go around being so perfect? It's sickening.

Earlier I had to kill four people because they saw me writing in you. I should have probably written in a more private space than the meeting table but I had a lot on my mind. At least the rest of them looked away before I could use my wand.

I've decided to put more time and effort into this killing Potter thing so don't expect a lot more entries from here until I eliminate Potter. I SHALL BE DONE! Voldy out!