Disclaimer: I own none of the dragon ball z characters if I did Frieza would win all has fights and goku be in hell.
"Man I can't believe dad's finely letting us go on this trip" said Frieza "Ah, hey men did you pack the matches and food for this trip because none of us are patient, that we have no idea how to fish" asked Cooler "Yes I packed the matches and food" said Frieza "What time did Salza and Zarbon say they we're coming?" asked Cooler "They said they we're coming at 4:00 why?"Asked Frieza "Because it's 4:30 and there still not here" said Cooler "So there 30 minutes late big deal" said Frieza "Frieza it is a big deal because it's a full moon out tonight in you know how Salza and Zarbon are about the full moon in I would like it get to the camping site before night fall" said Cooler "Ah that's right they do turn into wolves so what in all the universe do you think there doing?" asked Frieza "How the hell I'm I suppose to know men call them to see what taking so long. "Said Cooler "O.K. men calm down go watch t.v. or something." Said Frieza "Just call them before I whip your butt." Growled Cooler "O.K. hey what's there number?" asked Frieza "(876)083-3325" said Cooler.
(At Zarbon and Salza's house)
"Hey man pick up the pace we're 30 minutes late." Yelled Zarbon to Salza from down stairs "Shut up I'm moving as fast as I can." Yelled Salza
(Phone rings)
"The phones ringing I'll get It." yelled Zarbon
(Phone call)
Zarbon: Hello
Frieza: Hey Zarbon It me Frieza what's taking you and Salza so long to get here you guys are 30 minutes late and Cooler's about to blow it.
Zarbon: To give you the short version Salza is moving slow as hell.
Frieza: What the hell is he doing?
Zarbon: He's still packing.
Frieza: Tell him to drink a red bull or 5 hour energy and get down here.
Zarbon: O.K. I'll call you when we're on our way.
Frieza: O.K.
(End call)
"What's taking so long?"Cooler asked "Salza's still packing Zarbon said he call us when there on their way." Said Frieza "What the hell how long does it take someone to pack one stupid bag?"Asked Cooler "I don't know gut I think Salza set the world record for It." said Frieza
(Phone starts to ring)
"Phones ringing I'll get it." Said Cooler picking up the phone "Hello" "Hey cooler we're on our way right now will be there in about 10 minutes." Said Zarbon "Alright see ya in 10 minutes."
(End call)
"Zarbon said they be here in 10 minutes. "Said Cooler "O.K. "said Frieza
(10 minutes later)
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