7/5/00

Title: King of Strange
Author: Rainey
e-mail: crazylikecat@aol.com
Cat: X-File Humor/Song Filk

Song Filk of "King of Pain," by the Police

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Chased a giant tapeworm through a sewer drain
It's the truth, I swear
Found a bunch of dead aliens aboard a train
It's the truth, I swear
Seen a man who can squeeze himself right through a door
It's the truth, I swear
And he lives underneath the escalator floor
Is the truth out there?

I'm an FBI Agent, Spooky is my name
Chasin' after the paranormal is my game
Got a partner who thinks I am half-insane
Guess it's my destiny to be the King of Strange.

There's a three-eyed martian with two horns and a snout
Another slimey head is about to pop out
There's a little green man sittin' in a tree
He is part of a government conspiracy

Donny Pfaster collects hair and fingernails
He sells ice cream and rummages through garbage pails
There's a guy named Jose Chung from outer space
Now he works part-time in the Chinese food place

There's a man with two heads but he has no brain
Alex Krycek give me a real severe pain
The government is trying to do me in
Someday I'm gonna wind up in the looney bin

I'm an FBI Agent, Spooky is my name
Chasin' after the paranormal is my game
Got a partner who thinks I may be insane
Guess it's my destiny to be the Kind of Strange.

I'll always be King of Strange
I'll always be King of Strange...

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