This is some story I got from a weird idea. One day ago, I was watching the Naruto movie then I went to play Mario Kart Double Dash after the movie was over. And then that's when it hit me. Now I present you this OOC-ridden parody fanfiction. Enjoy.
Purple Flower
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Naruto went clicking away on the laptop he borrowed from Iruka. He spotted a little kid carrying a video game, so, he gone online to see if he can get one himself.
"Hm... Whoa, there's lots to choose from..." He mumbled. And then knocks sounded at his door. "Yes?" Naruto said, not turning around.
"May I come in?" Iruka replied.
Once Iruka entered Naruto's small apartment, he saw that Naruto had his eyes glued to a certain game on the screen.
"Thinking of buying something, eh?" Iruka said, placing his hand on Naruto's shoulder. Then he saw what game Naruto had locked eyes on.
"Mario Kart... Double Dash?"
"Yes, Iruka-sensei."
"Isn't this a Western game?"
"So? I saw a kid today have one."
"Oh, I see."
Naruto clicked a button, and a window came on the screen that said 'Please wait 1-2 weeks for delivery'.
"Yes!" Naruto said. "How much it cost?" Iruka asked him.
"About 24.50 yen." The hyperactive young teen replied, shutting the laptop down. "Hm... I'll give you the money." Iruka offered.
"Thanks!" Naruto gave him a hug.
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-One and a half week later-
Another knock sounded at Naruto's door. Naruto dashed right over.
"Here's your game." The deilvery lady said, handing him his video game. "Thank you very much."
Naruto thanked her. And then he handed the lady the money.
Once the lady left, Naruto began jumping up and down.
"Whoopie!" He cheered.
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-Later, at Kakashi's place-
"You just received your video game you ordered?" Kakashi stated. Naruto nodded enthusiastically.
"Mind if I play it here? I don't have a GameCube." Naruto asked him.
"Uh... Sure."
Naruto came inside Kakashi's house, and went right over to his teacher's secret game system. He popped in the small disc, inserted the memory card, then turned the GameCube on.
"Wanna play?" Naruto gestured a spare controller.
"Fine." Kakashi sighed, putting away his Icha Icha Paridise book.
Just a few minutes playing in the game, they were both set on beating each other.
"I'm beating ya, I'm beating ya!"
"No, you just fell off-course, Naruto!"
"Oh-- Damn it!"
"Ha ha."
"Here, a gift from me: Blue Spiked Shell!"
"Noooo!!"
"Ha ha, I'm back in 1st, Sensei!"
They continued racing when someone knocked. "Yeah?" They both said, taking their eyes off the TV. And then they crashed and lost. "NOO!!"
"What's wrong?" Sakura asked, coming in with Sasuke.
"Nothing... We lost." Naruto replied, he and Kakashi replaying their current racing track.
"What'cha playing-- Mario Kart??" Sakura spoke, then gasped.
Naruto nodded when more knocks at the door. Hinata, Shino, and Kiba peeked in. "I heard you got a v-v-video game, Naruto." Hinata smiled shyly. "Yeah! Any spare controllers?" Kiba added.
Kakashi handed Kiba another controller, then they restarted the game for a third player.
Again, a few minutes into the game, they were so into it that their eyes were glued to the screen.
"Go, Naruto!" Hinata said, watching over his shoulder.
And then Shikamaru and Ino walked in. "I heard from Kiba that you just got your new game." Shikamaru said. "It looks and sounds like fun." Ino bent over Kiba's shoulder to watch them play.
"Someone go and get Lee. He'll love this!" Naruto said.
Sighing, Shikamaru turned to leave. But once as he opened the door, Lee came dashing inside.
"Speak of the devil!" He gasped and got knocked onto the couch. "Sorry about that." Neji said. "Lee got this weird premonition that Naruto had been delivered his game today." He added.
"...And he brung us along." TenTen, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro walked in, finishing Neji's sentence.
"Someone can take my turn, I'm stepping out for a few minutes." Kakashi held out his controller.
Lee grabbed it and sat down next to Naruto and started playing.
-Meanwhile-
"Heh heh, what dunces." A certain, glasses wearing medic chuckled to himself. He looked in onto the genin inside. "This'll be one report Lord Orochimaru won't sneeze at."
"...He'll probably laugh." Kakashi said, popping up from the blue.
"Okay, you got me." The medic turned around to face the masked Jonin standing before him, arms crossed.
"What brings you here, Kabuto?" Kakashi asked him. "I was ordered to spy on Naruto and Sasuke." He replied, smiling like he's innocent and turning into chibi mode.
"I see... I'm in a good mood, so I won't punish you. For now." Kakashi said. Kabuto turned back into regular form, then they both looked in.
"What are those three buffoons playing?" Kabuto glanced over. "Some kind of game Naruto bought over the internet." Kakashi said. "Okay..."
And then they saw the TV screen turn black.
"Alright, what happened?" They saw Naruto stand up. "Who unplugged the power cord??" Kiba said. Gaara stepped away, whistling.
"Darn it, now we have to start over." Lee tossed his head backwards.
Right after he said that, everyone heard a humming noise emnating from the TV screen, then colors started appearing on it. First silver, then a rainbow of colors, then back to silver.
"What's going on?" Kakashi said, walking back in with Kabuto slightly behind. They shut the door, which surprisingly locked in on themselves.
"Something's up with the TV, Sensei." Sakura whined. And then, for no reason, Kabuto pressed the Power Button after he gestured Gaara to plug the cord back in.
Suddenly, they felt a gravity force tug them towards the TV. When Naruto crashed face-first into the TV screen, he started to get sucked in!
"Naruto!" Hinata gasped, and grabbed his hand, only to be sucked in as well. Their feet disappeared inside like they were sinking into a giant bowl of pudding.
"Hey! Where'd they go?" Lee said, and then the gravity force formed some kind of a wormhole that started to suck in everyone in the room!
"Whoaaa!!" He and Kiba shrieked and disappeared inside.
"What the heck?!" Sasuke gasped as he got swept off his feet and vanished inside too. And then Sakura got sucked in, and everyone one by one.
"Now what's going on??" Kakashi grabbed a chair to prevent from being sucked in but it was no use. He then grabbed Kabuto's hand and dragged him in. "Hey!" Kabuto said.
Soon, there was nobody left in the room. The TV returned to normal then the main screen of the game flashed on... With everyone as the characters!
Surprisingly, when the cut-screen came on, instead of seeing the Mario characters, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Tenten, Neji, Shikamaru, Ino, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, Kabuto, and Kakashi were seen racing each other in pairs of two.
Everyone inside the game were totally going, "What the?!"
To Be Continued...
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Something weird is going on. Now that the gang are now in the game, a Lakitu tells them that to return back home they must pass through all 16 race tracks. If someone loses two tracks, those two people will return to Konoha, in a mess though. The remaining six racers will receive great prizes if they manage to finish the game determining on which two people places in.
Eight cars... 16 racers... 16 tracks... How will everyone survive? To you, much, much hilarity ensues.
