(AN: srry if it int rightt guyz i only read act 5 cause teh fitsrt acts r boooooring and i one ned to reed act 5.)

Hi i am Tipovi Mozzerella Crow, don't ask how i got the name its a family thing ok? i am a toll who lives on the planted calledd Aleteria. My lucus is a bird thing named arrow cause she haz a sharp face. I like music ike fallout boy (they my fav) I hav long black hair and black blood like satan. my room were i lliv with arrow is black with black darpery. i am wearind a black lace dress and balck eye lineer. my horns are pointy and the ends point forwaerd.

"hay tipovi !11!1!" i heard a excited voice scream from my phone. it wass mah frend lucy! her nam e is short for lucifer cause she changed it when she went all emo and shit like we all did.

whehn my lusic heard da voice she totes flipped out and went all crazy and shit causee she thought there was an intruder. "nOOOOoo Arrowww!" I screamed but she soon stoped cause she relized it was lucy. "omg lucy im so srry bout that arrow is spaztic." I told the phone "it ok my lucius is werid to i tink he's dead actually." She said "but i don't cre now i can get that tatoo of patric stumps dick (if u don't know whp he is go to fucking chrityuch!). "omg" i told her cause he's rlly cute.

"anyways qwanna meet me at the troll mall me and the gang r goin shopping?" she asked "sure." i siad then hang up. i put on sone black lipstick cause im cool and goth. after that my lukuc asked me where i was going but i could only hear squaks so i jus ignored it and letf. afeter i got to da troll mall i saw my friends and sad hi.
"hi tipovi." sid my friend kanyaayaa who iz a vampire. she is also veery depressed cause her gf black rose (dis is rose like dath oen character also if u dont liek the homogay gtfo.) just dies cause she was too emo. "hi kanayayaya." i said. then y other frid nd vriska who i h8 came up. "asshole' said to her as a greeding 'yabish' she relpied. next tavros came up in a wheelechair. he was parazlied after having too much sex. tdhen i was the most bootyful of them all... karkat. he looked at me ad said ''fuckass'. "haaaaaaaaay bitch' u i sed back. i love karkat wit al of my tirll heart anad i wondr if he likes me back.

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