The ballad of an unlucky adventurer

By DezriktheBlue

Sung to the tune of Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

I walk this empty street, an unlucky arcane devotee, don't know where it leads, 'cause I lost my glasses and I can't see.

(duh duh--, duh-duh--, duh-duh--, duh--duh).

Oh crap, here comes an orc, draw my longsword, and ask "why me?" Roll a nat'ral "1," oh my god it really sucks to be me. I walk alone, I walk alone...

A shadow couldn't even pass my AC, those goblins have one less tribe 'cause of me, but then I'm blind for just this moment, and an orc smothered me--.

(The whole duh-duh thing again)

I'm walking down the line, that divides the plane scape from my mind, skip the burning fires, go to Celestia or I'll die.

O yea I forgot, I'm already dead, that sucks bad, check my vital signs, no the cleric hasn't revived me yet, I walk alone.

A shadow couldn't even pass my AC, those goblins have one less tribe 'cause of me, but then I'm blind for just this moment, and an orc smotethed me--.

I walk this empty street, on the infinite bleakness of Gehenna, don't know where I'll go, but the cleric still hasn't revified me.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

O, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, crap, I'm zombie!