- Chapter 1 -
It was just one of those normal days in Death City, as the cheerful yet goofy Weapon walked down the streets with her smiling Meister. The weird looking sun in the sky just shifted its sight throughout everyone in the town. Sam, the Meister was just walking carelessly following Tina down the street.
"Sam. I'm bored." Tina said as he put her hands behind her head and continued to walk. Tina's long brown hair, which showed blonde streaks going through it, let the wind blow the hair as it flowed with the wind. She then took her hands out of the pockets of her blue and black shorts, she had a normal blue T-Shirt, and she looked down at her black and blue Jordan's. As you can tell she loves the colors blue and black.
"When are you not?" Sam said with a sarcastic voice as he looked at Tina. Sam has a dark blue color of hair. He was wearing a olive-ish green colored shirt, green and white shorts, he also wore green and white Niky's. And as you can see with him, he loves the colors green and white.
"Umm... I don't have an answer for that question..." Tina said as she continued to walk, she jumped on a ledge of a garden and tried to keep her balance.
"You're such an idiot..." Sam said as he sweat-dropped and looked towards the direction.
"Thanks, Sam. That means a lot." Tina said and almost fell off of the mini-ledge.
"Don't fall!" Sam said as he helped me keep my balance. After that, Tina jumped off of the ledge and onto the ground. A smile appeared on Tina's face as she looked at Sam.
"Thanks for helping me!" Tina said with her happy expression.
"It's no problem." Sam said and smiled at me. Then we started to walk towards the DWMA again.
As the two usually would be, C. J. and Isaac could be found not too far away from the Death Weapon Meister Academy; they were only in their apartment. It was the early morning, with that creepy sun shining brightly. As usual, Isaac was stuck sleeping on the couch, a blanket, green eyes, short cut light brown hair, and a pajama outfit, her long brown hair hanging low with brown eyes to match. C. J. did hog the only bed in there. So the male was greeted with the bright morning sun; as much as he hated to do so, it was time to get up. So Isaac did so, but he kind of just rolled off the couch. This didn't help anything, unless if you count banging your head on the wood floor good.
". . . AHHHHHHH!"
His arms were thrown up, but only to hold his head as the student shook his skull back and forth. There really was no way to get rid of the pain. Oh no. C. J. was standing right at her doorway, now thinking to herself.
(This clown will pay. . .)
She did hate to be awoken, and with her pillow in hand, a pajama top and gray sweat pants as a bottom. She chucked it, aiming the cushion right for his face. What do ya know, DIRECT HIT! Now, he just lie on the floor, the pillow still on his face as he mumbled.
"Good morning. . ."
Though it was muffled, the sound was audible enough. She pretty much ignored what he said, then took a seat on the couch he once slept on. Not like he was there now. Isaac was on the floor. But, now the female had something to say.
"Hey, Isaac. . . You know I love you right?"
No one could tell but him, but the student's face was now a bright red when he replied.
"Wh-. . . What?"
A smirk quickly formed on the lips of C. J.
"Yeah, I do. So can you make breakfast for your lover~?"
Then, his blush faded like a memory at her words, as he removed the pillow from his face, all that could be seen was an annoyed expression.
". . . Just because I feel nice today."
Was all he said. C. J. had just won. She got him to make breakfast, if this wasn't an accomplishment, then what was? Isaac stood to his feet, then strolled off into the kitchen, he was in there for a couple of minutes. But the female patiently waited for her partner. Though soon enough, she got up. She felt it right to at least look what was taking him so long. Then, C. J. found two plates. One with egg,bacon, toast, just about everything nice; and Isaac was eating from this plate. Then there was the second plate. It had a piece of bread. Not toasted. Nothing on it. Just a plain piece of bread.
"What the hell is this!?"
The girl demanded a meaning. Then, the male casually stated.
"Breakfast. Eat."
She stood there, not a word to be said.
"You're a real jerk sometimes."
As annoyed as she was, C. J. needed to be honest. Then, the smartass reply came.
"I try."
Yeah, this morning wasn't his time to be nice. Oh well. The two got dressed, C. J. didn't even change her bottom. But instead she switched her top to a guinea T, right before walking out the door without Isaac.
"I'll meet you there!"
And just like that, she was gone. Though Isaac took a little bit of time in his outfit. A pair of shorts and a short sleeve shirt to go along, even if they didn't match, yet her hair still hung low; and he went out the door a few minutes after her, not like Isaac was worried about her safety. C. J. was never the one to lose a fight.
C. J. would soon arrive at the DWMA academy. As a meister, she wasn't the most powerful around, but by looks; the girl was an ace in the hole. She was big. . .well,in all the right places; and this didn't exactly attract the most positive attention. Well, one person felt lucky. This guy wasn't really anything special, just a freshman who saw a new face. Then just like that, her went to grab at her /chest/. Not five seconds later, the fist of C. J. would be a foot deep into the male's head. Then, he went flying. Right down the gigantic corridor they were in. The girl's hands now relocated to her hips as she shouted out to the plethora of people.
"ANYONE ELSE?!"
At first, there was only silence.
"NO?!. . . Carry on. . ."
Then she resumed walking, god, if there was anything she hated, it was the boys with one too many hormones.
Now that she was done with her little display of power, Isaac was soon at the entrance of the DWMA. The male now stepping in like nothing really happened. Well, besides seeing the freshman who was still knocked unconscious thanks to C. J. The weapon strolled through the halls, making his way to his homeroom for the day. As he entered the large doorway, he saw his partner in the center of the room. Her back was to him, so he went right up. Tapping the shoulder of C. J. to get her attention.
"Whaaaat."
With an annoyed tone, the female turned around and looked directly at Isaac. Her "melons" were larger than normal, and yes, they shook. She was wearing a guinea T. And OH YES. Isaac had the biggest nosebleed in his life. A stream odd blood began to flow at the male casually fell onto the floor. C. J. wanted to take his head off so badly. But then, what would she use as a weapon? So the girl kinda just picked him up like a rag-doll, throwing him over her shoulder as she walked to their seats. Though when she reached their seats, she left him on her lap. He was unconscious, and looked like an idiot. Oh well. What else was there to do; at least the weapon wasn't sitting up with blood flowing out of his nose. It was like handling a baby, a grown, and loving idiot for a baby. His arms and legs hung off to the side and she left him there. Well, now she was just waiting for her friend, Tina to arrive. That was just about the only other thing to look forward to.
Soon enough, the Weapon dressed in all blue and black with her brown hair down and the blonde highlights showing, walked into the EAT classroom and looked kinda bored. C. J. looked around, just as she took sight of Tina. Her hand was thrown up into the air; not like she could stand up. Well, without throwing Isaac onto the floor.
"Hey C.J.!" Tina said and ran up to meet with her. She would be seated behind the third row of seats. Pretty much just having Isaac lie on her lap as she now took a look up at Tina, a sort of annoyed expression could be seen on her face
"Took you long enough. . ."
"Eh? What did I miss?" Tina said as she walked over, sat down and noticed that Isaac is kind of passed out.
"What do you mean. . .?"
The girl's head tilted over to the side with an eyebrow raised simultaneously. Honestly, she was clueless.
"... What happened to Isaac...?" Tina said as she sweat-dropped and motioned towards Isaac. Her head immediately snapped back into place.
"OHH! Yeah, that. . . He's a sucker for looks. . . At least he ain't a full on perv. . ."
Her expression soon shifted to one of a slight temper. It was pretty annoying.
"Oh... The boys in this school need to learn some manners or something..." Tina said as she looked at the door and saw Sam coming through the door. C. J. caught sight of Sam seemingly just as Tina did. Then, a question came to mind.
"I can't remember. . . Is that kid a clown like Isaac or what?"
"He can be weird like that sometimes..." Tina sighed and took a glance at her phone.
"Ugh. . ."
She groaned, wasn't that just dandy.
"You want me to handle him? I'll do it for free."
Yes, she meant kick his ass. How nice to do to a friend.
"It's alright." Tina said, "But if you want to.. That's a whole other topic..."
Her hand went right up to her head, giving it more of a thorough scratch.
"Ehh. . .? What do you mean by that?"
"I mean, that he can be annoying sometimes.. Even more than me, which is pretty surprising..." Tina said and laughed a bit.
"Oh shut it. You ain't even that bad. . .saying crap like that is what makes you annoying."
Even if she was joking around. Criticism always helps. . .right?
"Eh.. I guess." Tina said and laughed a bit again.
"No, no, no. You know!"
Now, she stood up. Isaac casually rolled off her lap and hit the floor with a thud. It seemed like C. J. barely cared. But a finger was raised and pointed directly at Tina.
"Want me to prove it?!"
"How can you prove it?" Tina asked a little curious.
"Well. . ."
For a moment there, her mind was blank. Just how do you prove that?
"I'll kick your ass."
Yes, C. J. That solves everything.
"Umm... How is a fight supposed to prove it?" Tina said and tilted her head to left a bit with a curious face.
"Uhh. . ."
Yeah, she wasn't the brightest when it came to these situations. So why not answer a question with a question?
"Why don't you know?!"
Tina then had a look of stupidity on her face as she started to think. "Uhh... I don't know..."
"Tch. That's what I thought!"
Mainly, the girl was surprised that worked. Like, really surprised.
"Shush! Let me think about this.. Or at least try to..." Tina put her index finger on her chin as she continued to think.
"Nope. You lost. Game over. Oh well. Let's do something." If it was one thing, C. J. seemed to have a really short attention span. . .
"Huh? Oh okay. I'm bored too..." Tina started to look around for something to do but spotted nothing.
C. J. actually had an idea. She leaned right over to the ground, casually grabbing the arm of Isaac; but only to throw him over her shoulder once more.
"Well, since you're clueless like a kid. I'm gonna ACTUALLY do something. Kay? Kay."
And now she began to walk, kinda just taking her own path, right past Tina. C. J. was a jerk sometimes.
"Okie! See ya later?" Tina asked C.J. , awaiting an answer.
"Am I gonna see you later, or are you gonna hang out with Sammy boy over there~?"
Yes, her tone did have that little seductive ring to it. In her head she was shipping Tina X Sam. Oops.
"B-be quiet!" Tina stuttered a bit, and you could see a tiny bit of pink on her face.
"Heh. Don't make me try to get this thing going. I'll make it work. I make everything work."
Then, it was like a death glare shot at Tina as she said this. Her emotions just. . .they never stopped changing.
"E-Eh? What do you mean by that...?" Tina asked C.J. with a confused expression.
The meister leaned right up to the ear of Tina. Whispering into it quietly.
"You don't wanna find out~."
She could be creepy too. Who knew.
"E-eh?! I-I don't like this..." Tina said with semi-scared look on her face.
Her figure soon reverted to its normal position, wearing a slight smile on her face.
"Good. Why would I want you to?"
"I.. I don't know... I'm just confused.." Tina replied.
"Shh. Quiet down, Tina-kun. You'll learn soon enough~!"
Now, she finally began to walk towards the entrance of this room, where else would the girl be going besides the mission board?
Tina just sat in her seat in silence, thinking about what had just happened...
As the girl carried her partner out of the room and down miscellaneous halls. They would eventually come to the mission board. As annoying as it was, everybody was staring at them. As C. J. scanned over the board, taking note of every single job there; one was taken. . it was a mission for a one star team. Weren't they all here?. . . This sent her into a worse state of confusion then Tina. But now, she was now than confident in one thing. To find out what bumb took her job, everyone should know that she gets first pick around here.
