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Chapter1:Riley freeman's guide to being a real nigga

This will be ma vlog every week coz that's how we real niggas roll.

Wait hol' up you askin to be a real nigga well step 1 real nigga's don't ask, that would be a bitch-nigga move you think young reezy the worlds youngest millionaire asks pfft please…

The fundraiser

"Grandad can I have an allowance"

"Allowance? I allow you to live here! I allow you to eat up my food! I allow you to burn up my electricity!"

back to the program

well that was different that ol'-ass nigga had me getting no paper stacks so I had to ask if I try to take he'll my ass so to avoid ass-whoppins you can break the first rule so "don't hate, appresiate you jus made cause im on a ballin ballin" reference to ma nigga day-day you you think my money came easy I had to get my hustle on!

Another rule don't spend your money on bitches and hoes. period unless it's your nigga like me an cindy cause she ma homie ya dig alright.

Guess hoes coming to dinner

"Well, I don't see what big deal is with hos, anyway."

"Riley! All women are not hos! We're talkin' 20... 25 per cent tops."

"What if they have kids? Then our brother and our sister are gonna be half-ho!"

back to the program

See how dem hoes fuck up your li…

"riley what the hell are you writing on my computer, do you pay the bills"

oh snap granddad caught me again this old nigga needs to stop barging in im tryin' to educate the young niggas that wanna be like young reezy but he always comes and fucks it up. "Now you ask for money you eat out all my god-damn foo.. wah wah wah waahh wah waaah waaaaah wah waah wah whaa.. boy you listning to me" all I heard was wah just blah blah eating ma food blah blah bills what the h homie. "riley go find your own place and get the fuck outa my house unless you want to pay rent! Huh what was that"

"no real niggas don't waste money" I stated like a true ni..

"boy what the fuck is this you rather live on the streets hobo stealin' your clothes than live here well get the fuck out" he shouted "god damn kids with no damn respect well this nigga can stop dreaming saying he's balin' when he lives with his granddaddy with no career, who he think I is"he ranted why man ,now I have to contact everybody but the first nigga I callin is my man(no homo) thugnificent he still have his house, and as if on cue my iPhone rang "ay yo thugnificent can ya do me a favo… what .. your in debt ! ah shit that's cold you broke ass motha fu.." beep he put the phone down. Ah man now where I gonna live. Lemme walk over to heuy's house he may be a bitch nigga but he still my brother.i was about to knock the door but I heard something a moan. My eye's went wide when I heard jasmine scream heuy's name oh shit they were getting there freak on I can't live here with dat. I walked out the drive when some guy's pulled up and dragged me into the car. "make a dis track bout my mama huh well I'll fuck you up you brok.." eww this nigga gay I had to say this doe ,

"pause!" ahh man this was funny for a second, but they saw me laughing and kicked me out the car, threw my stuff at me then the next that happened could have killed me I was shot 5 times, twice in tha left tricep, 1 in tha foot and 2 in tha thigh, all I remember is seeing red&black.

did you like it ,any needed improvement, was riley out of character I rushed this this morning so if there's any room for improvement then tell mealso read these boondock fics:

with uncle reezy – Schweetpea1870

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Revolutionist-Cruella De 'Chelle

those are the top 3 I can think of so sorry if I missed you out peace