Disclaimer: I do not own sailor moon nor playboy, I am a poor slob that attends community college and lives in a dead ass
room that I pay rent for so you can't sue my ass because I have no collateral except rats. My philosophy: life sucks then you
dies a cold hard death at the teeth of Mickey. I was inspired by a movie with Kristy Alley and Pretty Woman I don't own
that either(I get ideas and I expand in other words NO TALENT HACK!). ENJOY!
A Bunny's Hop
Chapter one: Introduction
The place is the Playboy restaurant in New York. The manager Emerald is preparing her waitresses for a hard night ahead it
being Saturday and the place being packed. She walked in between the rows of vanities and saw a girl with long blond hair
that reached the floor having trouble with her costume. The other blonde with waist length bunny next to her was helping her
with a corset. The manager sighed and thought 'two really dumb blondes' and decided to give the new girl a break and help.
"Here." She said pulling on the strings of the corset almost making the new bunny turn blue. "No more pastries for you young
lady." She said with a ridiculous laugh. The girl laughed uneasily and watched her manager go on inspecting another girl's tail
that was dirty. "Phew, that would have been a demerit on the first day" said the girl next to her. "Hi, my names Mina! You're
a new bunny huh? So you here for cash or luv?" The girl looked nervously at Mina and said "um hi I'm Serena, yea I'm new.
Um... I guess cash for school." Mina smiled at Serena and said, "Oh cool what are your studying? Brain surgery?" Serena
felt easier going around the equally blonde bunny and answered "oh no, I'm studying to be a pediatrician. I love kids and
hope to have some of my own someday. What did you mean by love if you don't mind my asking?" Mina was starry eyed
about her coworker's dream of helping sick kids that Serena had to nudge her to get her back to reality. "Oh I'm sorry it's
just that sometimes we get some cold-hearted bitches working here LIKE REI!" A raven longhaired bunny wearing red with
purple eyes stared at Mina with a gaze that could eat through steel. "This cold hearted bitch has my brother's heart on the
frits just cause he's a chef. With A GOOD HEART THAT LOVES YOU! " Rei scoffed at Mina and continued fixing her
outfit, her tail was a mess. "That girl sometimes I gotta hate her..." Mina said fuming. Serena asked "what is wrong with your
coworker?" The mad bunny decided to fill Serena in on the details of Rei and Jed (Mina's brother). As it turns out Jed and
Rei had been intimate for two years and when he popped the million-dollar question she bailed. This was because Jed was
studying to be a chef and Rei decided to go with this guy who is a regular at the club named Jadeite. The regular was from a
wealthy family and had made some very good investments making him king of his game. Rei being the more realistic than
idealistic(my term for fools in love), decided that pining over the guy and being his servant will win his heart(bzzzzz wrong).
Serena was very surprised that someone could actually ignore what their heart is saying and go for some money. Emerald
came back and said that it was time to get to work. "Well let's go strut our stuff gurl!" Mina said hooking her arm with
Serena as they made their entrance into the club and little did Serena know but she was to fall under the gaze of the
handsome eligible bachelor named Darien Shields.
Darien was working in his study at home reviewing investments that held his best interest. He started leading this company
when he was only eighteen. It had been ten years of hardship and struggle on his part due to the grubby hands of greedy suits
vying for his position at Lunarics computer industry. The struggle for the control of his empire was monumental and
compared to the greatest epics ever written. A true 'Odyssey' that this writer can keep writing till the ends of the time and
Chaos is defeated and still one cannot describe the war of this warrior. Alas this left our hero very paranoid and incapable of
love nor emotions. Just the greed of a tyrant that is insecure of his position in the universe. The obsidian haired man with
cobalt eyes looked at the proposition in front of him and chuckled to himself. His old colleague Andrew and his wife Lita had
sent him a fax about the club called Playboy. The young couple was inviting him for a night of fun and bunnies. "This is
interesting." he said. Andrew walked in without knocking "hey Dar, how's things?" The corn-colored blonde with cerulean
eyes said, sitting down in the chair opposite from Darien making himself comfortable. "Oo leather..." he said playing with the
material of chair. "I got your fax, what don't you think I can get a date?" he said placing the fax right in front of his friend.
"Yea, but maybe you need to liven things up a bit down there ya know." he said, grinning and pulling through a box on the
desk that contains cigars. He found a Cuban one and asked Darien if he mind with a motion. Darien pulled out a cutter to cut
the end of the stick and Andrew lit that baby up. He puffed a smoke ring and looked at his cold expression friend. "I know
you have chicks throwing themselves at you how bout some more? They are paid to treat you like a king and you don't have
to respond to anything! Remember Beryl the model?" "Don't remind me of that crazy bitch, she almost ruined me!" Darien
said, looking out the window noticing a white dove on his terrace cooing(something to do). "Well if you want some security
fucking then you have to try this! Sometimes they even do favors for you." Andrew winked at his colleague. Darien decided
that it had been a while since he'd been without so maybe just a bang. "Okay, but you two are going?" the blonde looked at
him and said, "Alas no, I have some news of my wife's current state. She is pregnant! So I will be there to help you get a
key." Darien was exited for his friend and uneasy about the club. All those girls are shared with other men, he didn't like that.
They agreed to meet at the club at eight in formal attire.
Serena had it bad with the clientele pulling her hair and tail. It was almost eight and her feet were sore from the heels they
made her use to walk around. "Oowowo my feet hurt.." she said heading for the kitchen and once inside eating the leftovers.
The job was unbearable and she was thinking of maybe getting a job with less years in the medical field studies like M.R.I. or
ultrasound. Emerald came into the room asking for her. Lucky for Serena she was hidden so that her boss didn't catch her
eating. She replied, "here I am Miss. Emerald." "Oh my dear so formal with me you make me sound old Oh HA HA
HA."(the laugh) As soon as the shrill laughter of the manager subsided she said "I need you to serve this gentleman who is a
V.I.P VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. He is waiting for you in the pink room it matches your outfit dear HA HA HA."
Serena looked at her bunny costume then at her manager and said "Okay...um Emerald, I'll go serve him now." As the long
blonde haired girl made her way past the manager and to the door Emerald grabbed her arm violently and said, "screw this
one up and you'll wish you were never born! GOT THAT!" "Y..yes miss I wont I'll make you proud." responded a scared
Serena. The older woman's face brightened up and said, "that's a good girl, behave and he might give you a treat." Serena
left and heaved a sigh of relief, 'Oh my God she is crazy!.. better stay out or her way.' She walked in the pink room which
was very dark. "Hello?" she called out, when she was assaulted.
OOOOO CLIFFHANGER BUT NEXT EPISODE A LEMON AND A SICK GUY"S OBSSESION WITH HIS
BUNNY! ADIEU ADIEU I WILL UPDATE ON FRIDAY!
