Disclaimer: I do not own sailor moon nor playboy, I am a poor slob that attends community college and lives in a dead ass

room that I pay rent for so you can't sue my ass because I have no collateral except rats. My philosophy: life sucks then you

dies a cold hard death at the teeth of Mickey. I was inspired by a movie with Kristy Alley and Pretty Woman I don't own

that either(I get ideas and I expand in other words NO TALENT HACK!). ENJOY!

A Bunny's Hop

Chapter one: Introduction

The place is the Playboy restaurant in New York. The manager Emerald is preparing her waitresses for a hard night ahead it

being Saturday and the place being packed. She walked in between the rows of vanities and saw a girl with long blond hair

that reached the floor having trouble with her costume. The other blonde with waist length bunny next to her was helping her

with a corset. The manager sighed and thought 'two really dumb blondes' and decided to give the new girl a break and help.

"Here." She said pulling on the strings of the corset almost making the new bunny turn blue. "No more pastries for you young

lady." She said with a ridiculous laugh. The girl laughed uneasily and watched her manager go on inspecting another girl's tail

that was dirty. "Phew, that would have been a demerit on the first day" said the girl next to her. "Hi, my names Mina! You're

a new bunny huh? So you here for cash or luv?" The girl looked nervously at Mina and said "um hi I'm Serena, yea I'm new.

Um... I guess cash for school." Mina smiled at Serena and said, "Oh cool what are your studying? Brain surgery?" Serena

felt easier going around the equally blonde bunny and answered "oh no, I'm studying to be a pediatrician. I love kids and

hope to have some of my own someday. What did you mean by love if you don't mind my asking?" Mina was starry eyed

about her coworker's dream of helping sick kids that Serena had to nudge her to get her back to reality. "Oh I'm sorry it's

just that sometimes we get some cold-hearted bitches working here LIKE REI!" A raven longhaired bunny wearing red with

purple eyes stared at Mina with a gaze that could eat through steel. "This cold hearted bitch has my brother's heart on the

frits just cause he's a chef. With A GOOD HEART THAT LOVES YOU! " Rei scoffed at Mina and continued fixing her

outfit, her tail was a mess. "That girl sometimes I gotta hate her..." Mina said fuming. Serena asked "what is wrong with your

coworker?" The mad bunny decided to fill Serena in on the details of Rei and Jed (Mina's brother). As it turns out Jed and

Rei had been intimate for two years and when he popped the million-dollar question she bailed. This was because Jed was

studying to be a chef and Rei decided to go with this guy who is a regular at the club named Jadeite. The regular was from a

wealthy family and had made some very good investments making him king of his game. Rei being the more realistic than

idealistic(my term for fools in love), decided that pining over the guy and being his servant will win his heart(bzzzzz wrong).

Serena was very surprised that someone could actually ignore what their heart is saying and go for some money. Emerald

came back and said that it was time to get to work. "Well let's go strut our stuff gurl!" Mina said hooking her arm with

Serena as they made their entrance into the club and little did Serena know but she was to fall under the gaze of the

handsome eligible bachelor named Darien Shields.


Darien was working in his study at home reviewing investments that held his best interest. He started leading this company

when he was only eighteen. It had been ten years of hardship and struggle on his part due to the grubby hands of greedy suits

vying for his position at Lunarics computer industry. The struggle for the control of his empire was monumental and

compared to the greatest epics ever written. A true 'Odyssey' that this writer can keep writing till the ends of the time and

Chaos is defeated and still one cannot describe the war of this warrior. Alas this left our hero very paranoid and incapable of

love nor emotions. Just the greed of a tyrant that is insecure of his position in the universe. The obsidian haired man with

cobalt eyes looked at the proposition in front of him and chuckled to himself. His old colleague Andrew and his wife Lita had

sent him a fax about the club called Playboy. The young couple was inviting him for a night of fun and bunnies. "This is

interesting." he said. Andrew walked in without knocking "hey Dar, how's things?" The corn-colored blonde with cerulean

eyes said, sitting down in the chair opposite from Darien making himself comfortable. "Oo leather..." he said playing with the

material of chair. "I got your fax, what don't you think I can get a date?" he said placing the fax right in front of his friend.

"Yea, but maybe you need to liven things up a bit down there ya know." he said, grinning and pulling through a box on the

desk that contains cigars. He found a Cuban one and asked Darien if he mind with a motion. Darien pulled out a cutter to cut

the end of the stick and Andrew lit that baby up. He puffed a smoke ring and looked at his cold expression friend. "I know

you have chicks throwing themselves at you how bout some more? They are paid to treat you like a king and you don't have

to respond to anything! Remember Beryl the model?" "Don't remind me of that crazy bitch, she almost ruined me!" Darien

said, looking out the window noticing a white dove on his terrace cooing(something to do). "Well if you want some security

fucking then you have to try this! Sometimes they even do favors for you." Andrew winked at his colleague. Darien decided

that it had been a while since he'd been without so maybe just a bang. "Okay, but you two are going?" the blonde looked at

him and said, "Alas no, I have some news of my wife's current state. She is pregnant! So I will be there to help you get a

key." Darien was exited for his friend and uneasy about the club. All those girls are shared with other men, he didn't like that.

They agreed to meet at the club at eight in formal attire.


Serena had it bad with the clientele pulling her hair and tail. It was almost eight and her feet were sore from the heels they

made her use to walk around. "Oowowo my feet hurt.." she said heading for the kitchen and once inside eating the leftovers.

The job was unbearable and she was thinking of maybe getting a job with less years in the medical field studies like M.R.I. or

ultrasound. Emerald came into the room asking for her. Lucky for Serena she was hidden so that her boss didn't catch her

eating. She replied, "here I am Miss. Emerald." "Oh my dear so formal with me you make me sound old Oh HA HA

HA."(the laugh) As soon as the shrill laughter of the manager subsided she said "I need you to serve this gentleman who is a

V.I.P VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. He is waiting for you in the pink room it matches your outfit dear HA HA HA."

Serena looked at her bunny costume then at her manager and said "Okay...um Emerald, I'll go serve him now." As the long

blonde haired girl made her way past the manager and to the door Emerald grabbed her arm violently and said, "screw this

one up and you'll wish you were never born! GOT THAT!" "Y..yes miss I wont I'll make you proud." responded a scared

Serena. The older woman's face brightened up and said, "that's a good girl, behave and he might give you a treat." Serena

left and heaved a sigh of relief, 'Oh my God she is crazy!.. better stay out or her way.' She walked in the pink room which

was very dark. "Hello?" she called out, when she was assaulted.

OOOOO CLIFFHANGER BUT NEXT EPISODE A LEMON AND A SICK GUY"S OBSSESION WITH HIS

BUNNY! ADIEU ADIEU I WILL UPDATE ON FRIDAY!