"Haruhi! Don't walk away from Daddy!" Tamaki says trying to take command
over Haruhi, in between sobs.

"Tamaki-sempai, you don't need to take orders! I can control myself just
fine!" Haruhi says, clearly getting ticked. She begins to walk a little faster,
but that is practically impossible to do, with Tamaki holding onto her foot, as
he is dragged along the ground with every step. "Haruhi!" He whines. That only
makes Haruhi more ticked.

"Guys, we'll be open for business soon." Says Hikaru.

"What exactly do you want to tell the guests when they walk in and see this
scene?" Kaoru replies.

"You no good twins! Can't you see I'm trying to take control of my little
girl!" All of Tamaki's attention has drifted away from Haruhi, and is now
towards the twins, yelling at them with a fist in the air. The twins look at
him, showing no care in the world.

"The twins are right, Tamaki. They'll be here soon, and we should be ready."
Kyoya says, sitting at a table, doing his work. Tamaki looks at Kyoya, surprised
of his agreement with the twins. Even if he didn't want to admit it, they were
right. Business would be starting soon. And this time they had the perfect
theme.

-

"A WHAT theme!" Says a shocked Haruhi.

"A cops and robbers theme! Now put your costume on!" Says Tamaki, holding a
cop costume up, to show her.

"I'm not wearing that!" She replies, crossing her arms.

"But you'll look adorable! Do it for Daddy!" Tamaki begins to sob again.

"It looks too much like it was made for a girl, if I wear that, people might
know, Tamaki-sempai!"

Tamaki crawls up into a ball in the corner of the room, all doom and gloom.
This makes Haruhi feel irritated, because she can't give in, but doesn't exactly
want to just watch him sit there, being all emotional.

"Boss, you got Haruhi ready yet?" Kaoru says, peeping his head in. Followed
by Hikaru's head.

"Why isn't she even dressed yet?"

"It's too feminine!" Haruhi says back, at the twins.

"That's fine."

"We have another costume for you to use, if you want." They both say.

"Well, can you get it?" She was growing a bit impatient.

"Sure, we'll go get it... If you can get Boss out of his emo-phase." Replies
Hikaru.

Tamaki looks up. "Shut up! I can act however I want when it comes to my
little girl!" That got him to stand back up. Hikaru and Kaoru have already left
to get the next costume.

"Haruhi, we got the co-" Both of them say, but were interrupted by their
shock of when they peeped their heads in again. Tamaki was on top of Haruhi.
"Uh... We don't wanna know."

Tamaki and Haruhi looked at them, for a second, without any emotion. Then
Tamaki is quickly off of her, yelling at the twins, once again. "It's not what
it looks like!"

"Yeah, okay." Says one.

"Whatever you say, Boss." Says another. Both were smirking.

Haruhi gets up, and the twins hand her a robber's costume. The twins then
leave, but Tamaki stayed.

"Do you expect me to change in front of you, Sempai?" She says towards him.
It came out more cold than she had intended.

"Oh, uh... Right.." He says as he walks out.

The twins were gossiping about the incident from before, making sure they
were loud enough for him to hear.

"Did you see how he was right on top of her?"

"I didn't know Boss was such a perv."

"Who knew? I bet they would've done it right then and there, too."

"You guys don't understand! It was an accident, Daddy would never do that to
her!"

"Then why were you on her?" Says one of them.

"I was... Pushed..." He said a little quietly, realizing how insane it
sounded.

"Oh yeah?"

"By who? Honey-sempai's still sleeping, so he couldn't have done it."

"And that means Mori-sempai wouldn't have, either."

"And Kyoya just isn't like that."

"So who, Boss?"

"I don't know! All I know is that I was pushed, okay!" Suddenly, the door
opened.

"Uh, hello...?" Calls a voice- a girl's voice. Hikaru and Kaoru Go over to
the door, and look at the girl.

"Sorry, we're not open yet. Try coming back later." They both say.

"Open? I just wanted to-" She started, but was interrupted by the ladies-man,
Tamaki.

"Don't you worry you, precious Lily! You can come back as soon as we're open.
And you will be in my thoughts, till then." He said as he held her, dipping her
a little bit. The girl didn't react at first. But just a few seconds later,
Tamaki was getting smacked upside the head, and with that he let go.

"What the hell!" She yelled.

"Ow..." he said, rubbing the pained area.

"What do I look like to you? Some love-sick puppy, thast'll get swept off
their feet by some random dude!"

"Uh... Isn't that why you wanted in the Host Club?" He asked.

"Host club? Why would I want in a host club?" She said, brushing her red and
black skirt with chains. That is when the whole club realized, she wasn't
wearing a unifrom.

"You don't go to Ouran Academy, do you?"

"Of course I do! Why else would I be in this stupid school?" She clearly did
not like Tamaki, but he didn't realize.

"That's impossible, though.." He says, almost to himself.

"Actually, she does go to Ouran. She's a new student- she just arrived here
last week. Second year student, Kazu Takahashi."

"But she doesn't look like she goes here." Says one twin.

"With how she dresses and everything." Then the other.

"What do you mean by that!" The club wasn't sure if she was just easily
ticked all the time, or just really ticked off as of right now.

"Well, you're not wearing the uniform." Says one of the twins.

"That's 'cause it's retarded looking, there's no way I'm walking around in
that!"

"And you haven't gotten in trouble for that yet? Wow..."

"Why is my life suddenly your business!" She snaps.

"Actually, there's a lot of rules that she doesn't have to follow. Her
family's very rich. And because her parents have close relationships with the
Head of Ouran Academy, there's a lot of regulations she doesn't have to follow."
Kyoya states.

"Huh.. We got the pervert, the freakish twins, and the stalker... Some host
club." She says, rolling her eyes.

"You shouldn't offend the host club like that." Haruhi says, walking in.
Tamaki looks at her, with hearts for his eyes. Before you know it, Tamaki was
giving Haruhi a huge bear-hug.

"You look so cute~!" He says.

"Hands off, sempai!" She says, ticked. Kazu just stands there watching them,
with suspisiouns.

"...Girl." She says, pointing to Haruhi. The whole club goes silent for
about a minute. Then Tamaki goes over to her.

"What are you saying? A girl? In the host club? Don't be ridiculous!" He
nervously laughs.

"Do I look like an idiot to you! I know a girl when I see one!"

The hosts exchange glances, unsure of what to do.

"...Or you've always known." Says Kyoya.

"What are you talking about?" She says, sincerely confused.

"Since you have tight ties with the founders of this school, you were easily
put in. And you had easy access to all of the students here. Not to mention
because you third year brother was curious about Haruhi, which made her secret
revealed to your family. I'm hoping you can keep our secret."

"Of course I can keep it! I've kept it for this long, haven't I!"

Kyoya subtly nodds.

"So... Why did you come into the host club?" Tamaki asks.

"I don't even remember..." She says, holding her head.

"Well then, it's about time you go."

"We have lots to do still, so no time for chatting." The two say, as they
push her out. But she stops herself, not letting them push her any further.

"I'm not leaving just yet! I want to see how this 'host club' works." Tamaki
opens his mouth to say something, but is interrupted by another voice.

"What's going on here?" Says a groggy Honey, holding his plush rabbit,
Usa-chan with one hand, rubbing his eye with the other. Mori stands towering
behind him as usual.

"Who's that?" Says Kazu, and it almost looked like there was fear in her
eyes,

The hosts noticed.

"Mori-sempai? He won't hurt you. He just looks scary." Hikaru jokes.

Kazu shakes her head, frowning.

"Not him.." Now she's staring off, in Honey's and Mori's direction, but
particularly at nothing- or from what it looks like, nothing.

"...Honey-sempai?" Haruhi asks.

Kazu's eyes go into big shock.

"Get that away from me!" She screams, pointing at Honey. Honey looked
at her, confused and a little sad.

"I'm not scary..." He says, with a puppy-dog face.

"Stay away.. From me...!" She says, backing away.

"Kyoya-sempai, why is she acting like this?" Haruhi asks.

"I'm not sure..." He says, taking his index finger to the center of his
falling glasses, and puts them back into place over his eyes.

Honey walks towards her slowly, which makes Kazu panic even more. As he kept
walking, Kazu quickly ran out of the room, slamming the door behind her.

"What was that all about?" Asked Haruhi.

"There's only one reason as to why she would do that- Kazu is partially
insane." Says Kyoya, staring at the door.