Enjoy!
Dye his fur hot pink
Replace his sword with one of those novilty plastic swords
Tickle him
Hug him good and hard
When he walks around in public, sing 'In the End' by Linkin Park as loudly as you can
When the villagers ask why you're singing, say that he asked for a theme song
Glomp him in public calling him Kitsu-Chan as loudly as you can
When he turns around to attack you, run away screaming 'RAPE!!!'
Put glue in his shampoo
Super glue
Put his paw on warm water while he's sleeping
While he is still half asleep in the moring, drug his breakfast
When he's good and tipsy, take him and put him on a raft in the middle of a lake
Laugh when he falls off of said raft
When he crawls out of the lake, use a super powered blow dryer to turn him into a walking black cloud
When he's hungover the next day, talk about random things as loud as you can
Shave his fur off
Laugh when he curses in twenty languages and one-hundred dialects
At quiet points of time, walk up to him and scream as loudly as you can in his ears
Laugh when he falls over from the sheer volume of your voice
Once he's recovered and tries to attack you, run away screaming 'RAPE!!!' again
Every time his farts—whether he though it was heard or not—blow as loudly as you can on a tuba
When he scratches at a flea, tell him to stop touching himself
Sing 'American Idiot' by Greenday as loudly as you can and as obnoxiously as you can every time he tries to speak
Tell him that Cyrus wants him to join the circus
Put a dead lizard in his dinner
Laugh when he shreaks and falls backwards
Once your fed up with singing 'In the End' start singing 'Me Against the World' by Simple Plan as loudly as you can
Glue his tails together and call him 'bush butt' every other minute
Tell him that Sapphire is dead
Laugh with passion when he crys
When you tell him that you were kidding, run away screaming 'RAPE!!!' yet again when he attacks you
Glue him to the ceiling while he sleeps
Dye his fur green and tell Lee and Gai that he is a youthful fox and wishes to join them on their 1000 lap run around the village
Laugh when he collapses with exaustion
While he is in a meeting, burst in randomly and call him an old man in a fox suit
Glomp him again and again and again and again...
In the middle of the night, burst into his room and scream 'I'M A PRETTY FAIRY FROM THE LAND OF OZ!!!'
For you guys, burst into his room in the middle of the night and scream 'I'M THE RULER OF ALL THINGS CUTE AND FLUFFY AND I WISH TO CLAIM YOU AS MY PET!!!'
Laugh when he attaches himself to the ceiling with his claws, shaking violently with fear, and anger, but mostly fear
Dye his fur orange and bathe him in ramen
Replace all of his food with ramen
Stare at him for eight hours or until he cracks—make sure you do owl eyes!
Dip him in mint flavored ice cream—his least favorite flavor—and show him to Choji saying that it's a fox sized ice cream treat
Laugh when his screams echo all the way to Suna
Swipe Kakashi's porn and put it in his room, in plain sight, on his desk
Laugh when Kakashi attacks him
Pair him with Tsunade or worse, Orochimaru in fanfictions
Take pictures of Sakura in erotic posses and put them all over his room
Laugh when his eyes bleed and he screams in agony and falls on the floor unconscience at the horrible, scaring sight
A bonus...
Do all this in one day than repeat for a month... or longer if you want
