PENIS DOCTOR

"I HAVE NO OWNERSHIP OVER THE 'TEEN TITANS' FRANCHISE. THIS IS SOLELY FAN WORK, AND HAS NO SIGNIFICANCE TO THE ACTUAL TV SERIES OR MOVIES OR COMICS.'

Robin was a little bit embarrassed about this. He had cuts on his penis. He didn't know where they came from, but they were starting to cause problems. Doing normal daily activities didn't trigger the pain; it was when he…did a different….twice daily activity…most of the time with him.

Robin couldn't believe there actually was a doctor that specialized in penises. He knew about gynecologists, but he didn't know there was a male version.

Robin organized an appointment and went. No one knew about this. None of the other Titans. He even made the appointment straight to the doctor of the clinic instead of the assistant.

"Come by one. Jenny will be out for lunch. It's nothing to be ashamed of. There will however be another guy there in the waiting room. I hope you don't mind."

One guy out of a million who has the same problem as him. Robin wouldn't tell he the guy didn't tell.

Robin walked into the clinic at one. Doctor Matthews welcomed him.

"You can wait in the waiting room. I just have some stuff to do."

Robin followed the sound of a television to find a room with a table and a small stack of old magazines. Slade was reading one.

Slade and Robin locked eyes. There was a silent sense of understanding. No matter whether they were enemies or not, among men, there's a certain pride and respect for each other when it comes to their penises.

"You made a lunch appointment too?" Slade asked. It was obviously yes, but Robin still answered.

"Yeah."

Slade watched Robin sit down next to him. Slade sighed.

"Kid, when you get to my age, you lose a little bit of yourself. There's something that happens to old men like me that make you realize that you're not as young as you once were."

Robin understood and knew now what he was here for.

Doctor Matthews stepped into the room and called for 'Mr. Slade'.

Slade stood up and looked at Robin.

"I suppose I don't have to ask you to not say anything."

"And I suppose I don't have to say I'll agree if you don't tell anyone about me."

Slade wrinkled his eye. He was smiling under his mask. He walked out and into Doctor Matthews office.