Why Gars aren't in SSBB

AN: Crack time. SSBB meets Genesic GaoGaiGar. I don't own. Have fun.

GGG

Another day in the smash mansion, another group of people the hands were introducing for lots of cash. This time it was a young man somewhere around 10, wearing a black and white body suit and a yellow vest. He had a mane of red hair flowing down to his waist, and had blue eyes, the kind that made you want to yell at the top of your lungs after only seeing them. He stood before a panel of experts (aka. The smashers with nothing better to do), consisting of Mario, Fox, Samus, Link, Mewtwo, Captain Falcon and Ness.

Mario began the interview. "So, who are you-a, and what-a are you from-a?" he said, in the overly stereotypical Italian way of speaking.

The young man spoke without hesitation. " I am the superhuman Evoluder, Guy Shishioh, from anime series GaoGaiGar."

The thought 'bloated ego' swept through the smashers. Ness was the next to speak. "What abilities can you bring to the table for Smash Bros Brawl?"

"Well, I can transform into a cyborg and fight better, and my final smash easily beats any of yours." Guy replied.

"We'll see about that, kid! Get in the arena and show us your moves!" shouted Capt. Falcon. He, Link and Samus were chosen as the smashers that would 'show him the ropes' around the mansion, and the arena.

Choosing the battlefield stage for the battle, the combatants got into position, Samus and Falcon on the mid tier, Link on top, and Guy on the bottom level. Before the hands, who were refereeing, could start the match, Guy held up his left hand, glowing with a stylized 'G', and yelled at the top of his voice, a single word, "EEEEEEEQQQQQQQQUUUUUIIIIIIIPPPP!!!!!". pieces of armour circled him for a few seconds before they flew at him, forming a golden set of body armour, including a ridiculous headpiece with a single green piece of glass covering one eye. Samus voiced a complaint to the hands that she was the only one that was allowed to have armour, to which the hands said that Guy had signed up to fight in armour, so it was perfectly legal.

Seconds later the match began, a hectic battle that was to generic to be described, except that guy would occasionally use a glowing green blade called the 'will knife' to counter Link's swordplay. That is until the smash ball dropped. Through some miracle, Guy managed to make it to the treasured orb first, and quickly grabbed onto it. An echoing cry of "YYOOOOSSHHHHH! FINAL FUUUSSSIIOOOONNN!!" tore through the stage, drowning out all the other clamour. With that, Guy jumped off the back of the stage and disappeared from sight. The other smashers were on their guards, having experience with other indirect fighters like the pokemon trainer.

However, they didn't expect a giant black robot with a lion head in the middle of it's chest to rise from the darkness. They thought that it would likely just take a swipe or two at them, and they would be safe.

Were they ever wrong. Further away from the fighting field, a large orange hammer descended. From where falcon and the rest were, it looked like it was around the size of the robot. Then the robot flew towards it.

And got smaller.

And smaller.

And smaller still.

Eventually it was only a speck, but one with a mighty voice, because "Crusher Connect" was heard even at that distance.

The smashers unanimously started to worry when the top of the hammer opened up, separating into eight different pieces, each forming a corner of a gigantic rectangular prism of light that made even the original hammer look tiny. The robot apparently reared back, because the hammer leaned away from them. Then they learned the attack's name, as Guy yelled "GOLDION CRRUUUUSSHHHEEERRRR!"

Before they were sent to re-spawn land, the trio heard a very loud "HIKARI NI NAREEEEEE!!!"

The game was then called due to lack of stage.

GGG

Ending note: An hour to throw together, between one and two in the morning. If you would be so kind, please leave a comment on your way out. I'm going to rest my anime fried brain now.