Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters so don't sue me. I'm not making money from this even I wanted to.

The Jade Shadow landed on the Mon Calamari space dock. The landing platform lowered and Mara Jade came out of the ship carrying little Ben in her arms. Mirax Horn and Iella Antilles were waiting, and they almost blacked out when they didn't see Luke beside Mara. At last the shock wore off.

Mirax said, "Hi Mara, where's Luke?"

"Oh, so that's why you fainted, well we were all in the Shadow when he "felt" he had to be in another place so he just took his X-Wing and flew off."

Iella then noticed that Mara was kinda sad. So she asked, "And you just let him fly off? That's not like you."

"Well, I really miss him and with the Yuuzhan Vong invading the galaxy we haven't spent much time together lately, but whatever, he can go get lost for all I care, he would save me the effort of killing him when he gets back."

Mirax noticing Mara was really mad tried to calm her down, "Okay Mara just remember you have left him a lot of times too."

Mara putting on her innocent face replied, "Me? Never, well except when I had to work for Karrde or when the three of us went and had our little adventures, or when I got tired of his stupid jedi academy or …. Ok, ok I get your point it's not his fault entirely."

Iella said, "Well I haven't seen Wedge in a long time."

Mirax smiled devilishly, "Hey I have an idea let's kidnap, I mean take our husbands out on a date."

Mara started jumping up and down in excitement, "Ohmygosh like in a triple date, that will be soooooo fun, Ohmygosh, like…" Mara had forgotten Ben was in her arms, and after all the jumping and shrieking he just had to cry, so Mara had to become her normal, farm boy-loving, ex-assassin, Ben's mother self again, and started rocking Ben in her arms.

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Meanwhile at the Solo headquarters

"But I don't wanna"

"Jaina, your dad and I don't know this what's-his-name Fel so you have to have invite him over to dinner."

"But mommy, your cooking sucks besides I don't wanna double date with you and dad, I think I'll just grab my X-Wing and fly away."

Suddenly, author appears out of nowhere. "Sorry Jaina I just disappeared your X-Wing and you will have to go to dinner. Not because I give a damn about your parents knowing your boyfriend, but I just wanna see you suffer by making you double-date with your parents. I also want to see you try to commit suicide when you see them making out like teenagers."

"Eeeeeeeew, bad mental image, and you can't make me go I'll, I'll fight you."

"No need, I'm the author I do what I want, sorry folks, back to the story."

"You see Jaina you will have to go thanks to the author, and we're going somewhere romantic since I haven't dated your dad for a while."

Jaina pouts and tries not to think what her parents might do somewhere "romantic".

Auhor's Note: I know no one reads the authors note but any way RxR please, this is my first story so be kind.

Jaina: So that's why you're being cruel to the characters.

Author: Shut up or else.

Jaina: eep