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Rashka's sister decides to write something. HERE:


"Len, what are u doing!"

"Eating….. Nummy…. Banana….. ."

"Well stop it!"

"Why?"

"Because you are making A MESS!"

"But Rinnnnnnn!"

"No buts. And why did you lose your voice? It sounds weird."

"Well sorry."

Rin then decided to slap Len in the face.

"OWWWWWWYYYYYYY!"

"LEN, NO EATINGTHE BANANA LIKE A FISH."

"NO; I LOVE THE BANANA!"

Miku walked in and Miku shouted,

"Len!"

Len froze and curled up in a ball.

"Drop the banana."

Len dropped the banana, but stayed in a ball.

"Good. Now apologize to Rin."

Len slowly turned his head toward Rin,

"Sorry Rin."

Miku narrowed her eyes at Len.

"I'm sorry Rin! I love you Rin!"

Len hopped up and squeezed Rin.

"Good Len. Now leave."

Len walked carefully around Miku, but once he was behind her, he darted up the stairs and started crying… like a shota.

"Hey, Rin, guess what!"

"What?"

"I found this flyer on the street and it has a haunted house picture on it. Let me read it to you: Saturday June 16. Come see this haunted house and paranormal investigation in action. You wanna go?"

"Why not? Wait, what about Len?"

Len was shivering at the top of the stairs.

"Ohh Leeennnnn, if you keep eavesdropping I'm going to make Miku eat all of your bananas!"

Rin said in a singsong voice. Len let out a shriek and ran into his room. Rin and Miku heard him trip over his stuffed toy banana.

"Poor, poor Len."

"Okay, see you then! I can't wait!"