Heehee! I'm the Pillsbury Doughboy! Poke my tummy or die! I have decided to write a comedy! DUN DUN DUUUN!
In case you were wondering, this is about Organization XIII. It will be OOC.
Yaar. I kinda hope you like it.
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The Organization Goes Ice Skating
Everybody in the castle was gathered in the meeting room with Xemnas sitting in his overly large sized chair.
"Now everybody don't forget our evil bake sale next week," he stated. "And don't you dare attempt to try and bake cookies again, Larxene. Do you remember what happened last time?"
"Well, Axel shouldn't have eaten so many," she said in a whiney voice.
"One week of pain and indigestion and you blame me?" asked Axel. "And anyway, I only ate ten."
"Hey! It wasn't my fault! I swear Vexen put some of his toxic sludge into the dough!"
"Oh, right," said Vexen sarcastically. "Always blame it on the old guy."
"Silence!" yelled Xemnas. "You people are way too annoying!"
"Yeah, what he said," said Saïx.
Xemnas was getting red in the face.
"Anyways, now we must decide on our yearly field trip. That is why I have brought you here."
"Ooooooh! Ooooooooh!" yelled Demyx. "I've got a really good idea!"
"What is it?" asked Zexion boredly.
"We could go to M&M World!"
"Yay!" screamed Axel.
"You have enough sugar already, Demyx," said Saïx. "And so do you, Axel."
"Aw darnit!" they chorused.
"Lexaeus wants to go to box factory!" yelled Lexaeus. "Boxes make Lexaeus happy!"
He suddenly got pelted with multiple office supplies, poorly thrown by Vexen.
"Do you even know how many grammatical errors you so stupidly expressed in that 'so-called' sentence of yours? Clearly you don't know whether to express your thoughts in third person or first. I shall have to tutor you on my own free time," said Vexen.
"Lexaeus's brain hurts bad."
"Mine too," said Xigbar.
"Where should we go?" asked Xemnas to himself.
"We could go to an alternate dimension and start a reign of terror and destruction," suggested Xaldin.
"No, no," said Xemnas. "We did that last year. We have to think of something more fun."
"What could be more fun than that?" asked Luxord.
"Ooooh. I've got an idea," piped up Marluxia.
"What is it?" everybody asked.
"We could go ice skating!"
"Wait," said Axel. "You mean with ice? The frozen form of my arch nemesis, water?"
"Yep."
"Ice is frozen water, so I'd do that," said Demyx.
"Yeah, and I like rollerblading, so it can't be that different," said Roxas.
"But I…" said Axel.
"I like ice," said Vexen.
"I don't care," said Zexion.
"Sounds like that's what we're doing," said Xemnas. "All in favor of it, raise your hands."
Everybody raised their hands except for Zexion and Axel. Zexion didn't care and Axel just…is Axel.
"It's settled then! Next week on March 28, we go ice skating!"
"Everyone remember to mark your calendars!" yelled Saïx.
As soon as he said that they all poofed outta there.
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Well, that's the first chapter. The next ones will be longer, I promise, but that was just an introduction.
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