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My mum can be so funny sometimes. Here I am sitting around the table with her and her new boyfriend, his daughter, his brother, his brother's wife and their adopted children a boy and two girls. Ha-ha it is just too funny. We live in a massive house my two brothers, my mother and I, in Seattle because of what we do. We are in the army. I am a 2IC and captain in the army my brothers are on my team. We pride ourselves on being the best snipers on the base.

My brother jasper kicked me bringing me back to the present and the constant awkwardness of us 'kids' sitting together. We were meant to be meting each other's family. Yay what joy, the three girls were sitting there talking about shopping and skirts and make-up – absolutely nothing I want to be a part of I hate shopping. The three girls were named Alice who was short with black spiky hair, Rosalie who was tall with blonde hair , she was gorgeous except for the fact she kept sneering at me and last Phil's daughter renesme who likes to be called nessie –que eye roll- what a name. The boy Edward looked about my age he had bronze hair with beautiful green eyes that I could just swim in. the boys didn't try to include him in our conversation as he sat stiffly looking like he had a pole shoved up his ass. Not our problem.

Anyway back to the conversation at hand my mother had asked me "Bella can you please take the kids with you to the base I'm sure they will love it" she said in her child like voice.

I couldn't help it o just started to laugh it was hysterical them? All dolled up in nice clothes to the base? Where there is mud? Hahaha they won't last. I felt jasper pinching my thigh to get me to stop. I slowly stopped laughing and looked at my mum. Clearly she didn't find this funny. At all. Oops

I cleared my thought "uhhh mum do you think that's such a good idea I mean really? I think it might be too dirty for them and they'll have to sit there on the steps and be board …." I trailed off.

"Come on Bella I know you can pull a few strings to get at least Edward n there so he can participate? The girls can go shopping maybe?"

"Mum… I don't think he will be able to handle it I train my men extremely hard no mercy besides there's mud there he probably doesn't want to get his nice clothes dirty" I winked at jasper he knows I was full of shit I loved my team they were the best of the best I had some mercy when it came to them.

I think that was the wrong thing to say because Rosalie spoke up just then." So what are you saying? That we're not as strong or tough as you? Hmmm or that or brother is to girly to handle a little mud?"

"No what I am saying is that I don't think he will be able to handle how far I push my men mentally or otherwise"

"He will go and he will do better than your 'boys'" she actually made air quotes how funny "because he's the MAN that is right for the job"

I started to laugh. Just as mum cut in. "ladies please there is no need to argur here bella was simple stating that she pushes her men hard physically and mentally….. But Bella I think you should give him a chance though"

"ahah tear "I wiped a fake tear from my eye-"suit yourself but princess" I looked at Edward "when you come into my team you will have to keep up with my men you fall behind your left behind" I stood from the table and looked at my brothers also standing "we will be leaving in two hours be waiting here or you'll be left behind. One more thing take the pole that is up your ass and pull it out I have no time or patience for your pathetic moods" with that I left the table and went upstairs to get ready.

The rest of the boys from my team came an hour later to get ready and by ten o'clock am we were all down stairs ready to leave as I went to say goodbye my mother called me back.

"Bella don't you think you should introduce the boys to Edward?"

"Do I need to hold his hand or is he a big boy that can introduce himself?" I raised my eyebrow. At my mum's hurt look I tried to make things right." Fine don't get your knickers in a not guys this is Edward, Edward this is Jake , Sam, quill, embery, jarred, Paul, tom, ride and trigga. Ok great now let's go"

They all replied "yes captain". We were all in the car I got stuck with Edward, Jake my best friend, trigga and Sam. Edward was finally starting to pull the pole out he was talking to trigga."I was just curious why they call you trigga, I mean you do have a real name right?"

"Ha-ha yeah of course but when I first joined the army I was a little trigga happy and shot our here captain" he said patting me on the head. "of course I didn't mean to and she took it with good graces as usual" he said winking at me.

"Well what was I supposed to do? Shoot you back? That would have been fun ha-ha" Edward looked a little scared when I said that. Fear is good. The rest of the ride was mainly silent; thank the lord for small graces.