I don't own Sonic or any Sega related characters….. Seriously, I don't.

Sonic's….. Lost

Chapter 1: This is COMPLETELY normal…

(Note If you noticed this story has been reformatted. Have a nice day.)

A large commercial airplane flew across the Pacific Ocean in the most normal of settings. Everything you could possibly think of was normal. The sky was normal, the sea was normal, the sharks eating the dead whale was normal, and the ship was as normal as can be. EVERYTHING was normal…… That is, except for the F&&&ED UP PASSENGERS!

"GIVE ME BACK MY PEANUTS, BEAN!" Nack yelled as he and Bean fought over the salty, delicious nuts….yeah… Bark sat towards the outside of the three seats, attempting to read his favorite magna. However he found it hard to concentrate with a violent, blood-thirsty weasel and an over caffeinated duck fighting over a snack.

" I'll give it if you say 'I'M A BIG POOP HEAD WHO LIKES TO EAT POOP!'" Bean replied as he did his best to keep the nuts out of Nack's reach.

" I'LL MAKE YOU EAT WORSE THAN THAT IF YOU DON'T HAND ME THE PEANUTS!" He replied as he proceeded to pounding the mallard in his face.

" Please guys," Bark said as he took the peanuts and threw them to the back" Don't make them kick us off the plane."

" ….. YOU THREW AWAY MY PEANUTS!" Nack yelled as he turned his rage onto Bark.

" You gonna get yo' ass kicked, boy!" Bean said as he started to mess with the overhead lights.

As Bark opened his book again, while being punched by Nack, he said" I knew I should've sat between them…. And had them put back in cargo."

The bag of peanut flew to the back, landing in the lap of a purple, sleeping Chameleon. As he open his eyes he looked to the bag then looked around in anger, saying" OKAY, who threw these and woke me up?"

"Calm down Espio." Vector said as he tried to relax and fall asleep himself.

" Was it you Mighty?" Espio said as he looked towards the seat in front of him, to the outer right.

" No Espio," Mighty replied as he watched the in-flight movie" Go back to sleep and dream about those Ninja women you like so much…."

"I don't dream about that kind of stuff!" Espio said in defense of himself.

" Ha! Espio has sexy dreams!" Charmy said, taking his attention away from the window for a second to see Espio's reaction."

You don't know that!" Espio said as his anger started to rise.

" Okay, Okay." Mighty said as he turned to his reptilian friend" Maybe Ray threw it at you. He does like to play jokes on us."

Taking Mighty's advice Espio not only threw the bag onto Rays sleeping head, but also kicked his seat several times. Ray quickly woke up, yelling" PLEASE TIKAL, DON'T LEAVE ME! DON'T LEAVE ME!"

"Is something… wrong Ray?" Tikal asked, sitting to the Rays left having been looking out the window. Ray looked around nervously noticing that all his friends were looking at him.

" I meant don't…. um…. Eat me Tikal…. You were a monster you see…."

"Okay…" She replied as she turned back to the window.

" Really?" Mighty asked as he suspiciously looked at his best friend" Because you're 'pitching a tent', if you know what I mean."

Ray quickly looked you know where as he said" OH, NO….. Wait….." "Just kidding ya." Mighty said as he patted his Rays back.

" Yeah….. Funny…." Ray angrily said as Mina walked by towards her seat. Mighty stared with his mouth open, which lead Ray to look from him to Mina until he understood what was going on." Not to worry you," He said as he slyly looked at Mighty" But you're drooling… a …. Pool… or whatever…. Attraction….."

"I get what you mean." Mighty said as he wiped the drool off his face" What can I say…. I like purple haired girls."

"But… she's the only purple haired girl…." Ray replied as Mighty patted his back.

" Yes, Ray. Yes she is" He said as the bag of peanuts dropped into Rays lap.

" How did this get here?" He asked as he threw the bag across the seats.

" That's sort of a long story….. That I don't feel like telling." Mighty replied as he began to watch the movie again.

Shadow sat between Rouge and Omega, putting together a Build-Your-Own-Laser Rifle laser rifle. Rouge was busy watching the movie while Omega had put itself on Standby. As Shadow nearly finished his laser rifle Rouge turned to him and asked" Shadow, are you still trying to kill Sonic?"

"NO, NO!" Shadow replied as he got an innocent look on his face" I'm just…um... becoming a terrorist…. No…. a… Gun enthusiast!"

Rouge looked at him for a moment in a confused manner then turned back to the movie saying" Okay, but I seriously hope you haven't become a terrorist…. Again…"

"Yeah… that's… funny that's… really…. Funny… enough of this crap." Shadow said under his breath as he aimed the rifle at Sonics head." My own video game…. HA! I'm too ambitious to just have ONE! After you're gone Sonic, the series will from now on belong to ME! HA, HA, HA!" He then carefully took aim, steadied his hands and slowed his breath. He brought his finger to the trigger and pulled.

A small laser beam shot from the rifle, traveling straight towards the back of Sonics head. When it almost hit the bag of Peanuts flew over Sonics head and reflected the beam, shooting it right back at Shadow. Out of instinct Shadow held up the gun to protect himself. The laser went right through the rifle and hit Shadow in the eye." DAMN IT!" Shadow yelled as blood spilled out of his eye. " DOUBLE DAMN IT!" He said again as his rifle fell into pieces completely beyond repair.

" Uh, Shadow." Rouge said as she handed him the construction kit, obviously having seen the whole event.

" Lasers are reflected by plastic…. TRIPLE DAMN IT! How could this get any worse?" Shadow said as Omega woke out of standby.

The large robot turned to Shadow with its arms raised, saying" Systems detect lasers have been fired in Omega's vicinity. Source found! DESTROY THREAT!"

"WAIT, THE RIFLE WAS DESTROYED….. DON'T AIM THOSE AT….. QUADRUPLE DAMN IT!"

Sonic was busy playing his DS when the bag of peanuts landed in his lap." Free snack!" He said as he tried to open the bag. As Sonic struggled to rip the bag Knuckles looked up from his book and watched for a minute as the hedgehog continued to struggle.

After a few minutes Knuckles lazily asked" Sonic…. Do you want me to open it?"

"No," Sonic replied as he started to use his teeth" I can get this….. Fine."

"Whatever." Knuckles said as he went back to his book. Sonic continued to try with his teeth until he accepted the fact that he just couldn't open it. He looked to Knuckles but knew that he would rub it in his face if he admitted it.

He then prodded Tails, who was busy tinkering with some little gadget of his." Can you open this bag Tails?" Sonic asked as he handed the bag to the small fox.

"…. You're telling me you need the help of a prepubescent fox to open a simple bag of peanuts?" Tails replied in a slightly sarcastic manner.

" Never mind then." Sonic darkly said as he took the bag back.

" Sonic can't open what?" Cream said as she looked from behind her seat to theirs.

" I can open it!" Sonic yelled as Amy and Mina looked back as well.

" Sonic can't open a bag of peanuts." Knuckles said while Sonic gave him a dirty look.

" That's…….um…..weird…" Mina said as she looked at the bag.

"IT IS NOT WEIRD! This…. Bag….must be made of…. Space age……… technology…" Sonic replied as he started to try and pop the bag.

" Stop making fun of my baby!" Amy yelled as she began to fight Mina.

" Sonic's not your boyfriend Amy, he's Sally's." Cream said which sent Amy into a massive fit.

" HE IS, HE IS, HE IS, HE IS, HE IS, HE IS!" Amy yelled as she started to choke Cream. While Mina and Tails tried to calm her down, and Knuckles continued to read his book, Sonic kept trying to open the bag, having completely ignored what had just happened. After a few minutes Sonic got fed up and threw the bag to the back saying" Damn bag. I don't even like peanuts…."

The bag fell to the ground near the lavatory just as Big the cat was getting out. As he walked down the aisle he stepped on the small bag, causing him to fall over. Sitting up, Big blankly stared forward for a moment, then picked up the bag and read it, saying" P-P-P…. Pea…. Peanuts…….. …. Eat….. Peanuts?...eat?"

Big continued to stare until Froggy jumped onto his shoulder and spoke to him through a mental link saying" Throw the bag…… Bad THINGS will happen…."

"But…. Big not like….. Bad things…"

"THROW THE BAG YOU INBRED FREAK, BEFORE I JUMP DOWN YOUR THROAT AND DESTROY YOUR VITAL ORGANS! DO IT NOW!"

"BIG WILL, BIG WILL!" Big screamed as he threw the bag towards a random set of seats.

"Good," Froggy said as Big got up and walked to his seat, whimpering as he went" You best do what I say Big…… or I'll slaughter your soul with powers beyond my comprehension…….. And I realize that made no sense…… MUSH FOOL!" Froggy said as he hurried Big on.

The bag flew threw the air, hitting Espio once again, but this time giving him a black eye. As Espio rage began to rise Vector tried to calm him down saying" Listen Espio, it's…. not that bad…."

"Yeah," Mighty said as he turned to him" That black eye is HARDLY noticeable."

Before Vector could stop Mighty, Espio realized he had the black eye and, in a fit of rage, he started beating Ray on the head, just after he had fallen asleep, saying" RAY YOU STUPID JACKASS! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

As Tikal tried to help Ray shield himself Mighty looked at Espio and said" Leave Ray alone, Espio! Big was the one who threw the peanuts!"

Seeing Big walk near his seat Espio stopped beating Ray and yelled" BIG! I'M COMING OVER THERE TO KICK YOUR FAT ASS! AND I'LL PROBABLY EAT YOUR FROG TOO!... FRENCH STYLE!"

" BIG! An infidel has insulted me! CRUSH HIM!" Froggy yelled to Big as the slow cat took in the details.

" But…. Big not want to crush-"

"KILL THAT CHAMELEON OR I WILL KILL YOU!... Then him eventually I suppose….. KILL HIM!"

"NO!" Big yelled as he put his hands on his head and started crying" IT'S NOT GOOD!"

"YOU SELFISH EXCUSE FOR A PIG, I'LL BREAK YOUR BONES!" Froggy said, then proceeded to biting Big's ear.

As Big struggled and screamed Espio( And everyone for that matter.) watched in confusion until Espio yelled" TAKE THIS YOU PUNK!" Then threw the bag at Big.

Froggy noticed the bag coming and said to Big" IF YOU WANT YOUR LIFE YOU WILL DODGE THAT BAG AND KEEP FROM FALLING WHICH WOULD KILL ME! NOW DUCK!" Big ducked, letting the bag sail into the cockpit.

As Espio got up from his seat, Mighty looked at the enraged Chameleon saying" I seriously hope that bag doesn't hit the pilot."

"Don't worry about stupid stuff!" Espio said as he rushed over to and tackled Big.

The Captain and Co-Pilot sat at their stations keeping the ship flying straight. As they sailed through the sky the Co-Pilot said" Hey Joe, you know what would be darkly funny? If something were to press the unnecessarily large 'Make The Plane Fall Apart' button!"

"Yeah!" The Captain said as the bag of Peanuts sailed in and hit the button.

The pilots could here the ship malfunction as the Captain picked up the bag yelling" PEANUTS! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME? HOW!"

As Ray and Tikal watched the movie the plane began to shake wildly. As Tikal got nervous and gripped her arm rest Ray turned to her and said" This is just turbulence. This is COMPLETELY Normal." Suddenly a large explosion could be heard and Tikal looked out the window to see one of the planes engines blow off." That's COMPLETELY normal." Ray said as the right wing flew off.

" Attention passengers…… WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" The Captain screamed over the inner-com.

As the passengers began to scream and run around Ray turned to Tikal and said" The Captain HAS to say that. This is COMPLETELY Normal."

Meanwhile Sonic was busy screaming" WE'RE DEAD KNUCKLES! WE'RE DEAD TAILS! WE'RE ALL DEAD!" Knuckles turned to Sonic and said in an annoyed manner" We ALL know that Sonic, but you don't have to WHINE about it!"

As everyone ran around and panicked Shadow turned to Omega saying" OMEGA! USE YOUR AWESOME ROBOT POWERS TO SAVE US!"

Omega immediately stood up and made many action stances saying" OMEGA HERO MODE ACTIVATED! READY TO SAVE ALL PASSENGERS!" Suddenly both the cockpit and first class blew up and the plane nosedived towards a large gathering of rocks sticking out of the ocean." OMEGA 'SAVE MY OWN ASS' MODE ACTIVATED! YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN JACKASSES!" Omega said as he flew out of the ships side not only leaving a huge hole, but also knocking off the remaining wing.

" That's COMPLETELY normal!" Ray said again to Tikal.

" SHUT UP RAY!" Shadow yelled as he held to his seat to keep from being sucked out. He noticed Sonic holding on as well and was filled with anger." IF I DIE HE'S GOING WITH ME!...AND I REALIZE WE WILL ALL DIE ANYWAY!" Shadow yelled as he leaped towards Sonic. When he was halfway there Shadow was hit from the side by some luggage and was shot with it out of the Plane.

" Who saw that coming?" Bean asked Nack as they held onto Bark for dear life.

As the plane dived towards the large rocks Tikal grabbed Ray and held onto him out of fear." SWEET! If I wasn't about to die I'd ask her for a date!" Ray thought as the plane got halfway to the rocks.

"GOD, JESUS, BUDDAH, GANIESHA, CONFUSIOUS! ONE OF YOU GUYS GET DOWN HERE AND SAVE ME!... EVEN YOU SATAN! I DID ENOUGH OF YOUR WORK TO EARN A FAVOR!" Nack yelled as Bean and Bark started to cry.

Sonic, Knuckles and Tails held onto each other while Sonic said" You guys are my best friends!" "Same here!" Tails said as tears flowed from his eyes." Secretly…. I've kind of hated you both…." Knuckles said, causing the two to look at him in a hurt manner.

" SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!" Bean yelled as the plane was seconds away from hitting the rocks.

The plane hit the rocks with crushing force, but surprisingly ricocheted of the rocks and crashed on a nearby island. After a few minutes the people found the strength to leave what was left of the plane. As the passengers crawled from the wreckage Nack slowly got to his feet and looked to Vector asking " Who survived?"

Vector breathed heavily as he said" All the Sega and Archie characters. Oh, and some fan-made characters. Everyone else died." Everyone got to their feet and stared at the deserted beach and the tall trees of the jungle.

After a few moments Bean said" This place sucks! Where are we?"

"Likely a Deserted Island." Nack said as he helped look over the injured.

" Wait!" Rouge screamed" Where's Shadow and Omega? I thought all the Sega characters lived?"

Just then a scream came from far out at the ocean and everyone watched as Shadow hit the rocks sticking out of the ocean and ricocheted off them landing on to the island as well( And by that I mean he landed face first on a coconut.). As Shadow brought his bleeding and tooth-less face up from the ground he brought up a piece of glass and crawled towards Sonic. When he was halfway to the Hedgehog Omega suddenly landed on the back of his head and forced it deep into the sand." OMEGA HAS SURVIVED THE CATACLYSM! PRAISE OMEGA! PRAISE ME NOW!" Everyone stared at Omega's feet as he watched their surprised faces." What?" He said then looked at his feet and saw Shadow's spines sticking out of the ground." Comrade Shadow is injured!" He said as he pulled the hedgehog out." Are you okay, Comrade Shadow?"

"…………Yes……." Shadow replied as blood and tears dripped down his face"…… Are we in heaven…… or hell?..."

"No…." Nack replied as he looked towards the ocean" We're………………LOST!"

"Okay…" Bean replied as everyone walked around and collected whatever there was of use lying around.

" LOST? But….. My temple…… My Chao……. Chaos…… I'll never see my home…… again!" Tikal said as she began to cry.

" Don't worry Tikal," Ray said as he put his arm on her shoulder" This is COMPLETELY normal." Tikal and everyone else stared at Ray for a few moments until Tikal gave him a hard right hook and walked away, leaving the foolish squirrel unconscious." HA, HA!" Bean laughed as the crowd dispersed and went to figuring out their situation……

Episode 2( or chapter, I don't know…..): CRAZY!

The stranded characters try to take control of their situation as they gather food, build shelter and scout their surroundings. As Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles explore the forest the others try to put their many differences aside and work together……. But it wouldn't be funny if that happened now would it? No, they fight and curse and destroy everything! Expect beatings, arguments, cross-species dating, exploring and more of Ray getting his ass handed to him by Tikal! Oh, and something about odd and unnatural animals but that's not important.

Finished! Was a little easier than some of the other stuff I've done. Enjoy. I'm out.