Season 1 Episode 8 Lieutenant Adventures 8 October 1999 Marriage Talks.
In the TARDIS.
Ezmerelda: "You don't love me at all do you? I love you Lieutenant. You're not exactly sexy but...you make me laugh."
Lieutenant: "I wouldn't say at all. I have an interest in you but I need to get to know you first. Then we'll get engaged to be married. We'll get married when I'm 1500 years old.
Ezmerelda: "I'll be dead."
Lieutenant: "No, Ezmerelda. You won't."
Ezmerelda: "How?"
Lieutenant: "Come into the bedroom with me."
Lieutenant and Ezmerelda: Go through to the bedroom.
Lieutenant: "Lie down."
Ezmerelda: "It's a hammock."
Lieutenant: "So what? Your bed is too!"
Ezmerelda: "Yeah. I thought it would be more fancy."
Lieutenant: "This is my bedroom. That hammock has been there since I stole the TARDIS."
Ezmerelda: "Ok." Lies on hammock.
Lieutenant: Kneels over her. They kiss. "There."
Ezmerelda: "That felt good. In fact that felt very good. How did you make it feel so good?"
Lieutenant: "I half-converted you." Smiles.
Ezmerelda: "You mean...?"
Lieutenant: "Yep. Good huh?"
Ezmerelda: "What am I now then?"
Lieutenant: "Time Lord."
Ezmerelda: Gasps. "I won't be dead."
Lieutenant: "Nope."
Ezmerelda: "Can I still have a normal life?"
Lieutenant: "If you like."
Ezmerelda: "Can I have a TARDIS?"
Lieutenant: "If you can find one."
Ezmerelda: "Can you get me one?"
Lieutenant: "Engagement present."
Ezmerelda: "Ok."
The End The Lieutenant Roger Bowen Ezmerelda Hartingale Beth Morris With special thanks to the BBC.
Main writer and producer Liam Hickey.