A Dog Act
"I'm a lady" said Simon Cowell as he towered over David Walliams in his suspenders and bra. "I know you are." said David "And it's a 'yes' from me". They were in Ant & Dec's dressing room. There was a risk the Geordie funsters could walk in at anytime. But David liked that risk. With his heart racing, he got on all fours. Simon smiled, "Oh David, you know I how much I enjoy a dog act." Just then the aforementioned Geordie funsters burst in to see David licking Simon's Bone. They gasped and looked at each other, for once speechless. Simon didn't even look at them, he just waved his hand like royalty and beckoned them away "Close the door will you". Ant and Dec did as they were told, it was then that Simon looked down at the panting David "You've really got into your role have't you". "Woof" David replied. Simon smirked, "you're through to the judges houses, come anytime you want."
