One day, in the torchwood lair, Jack and Ianto were havin a srss convo about they looove.
"Jack bb you be getin big. ITs kinda gross."
"Oh yeah... abou thta theres been somthin ive been meaning to talk to you about."
Ianto moves toward jack lookin at his belly all worried like.
"What is it Jack?"
"well you see the other day I was in my room and I saw Owen walked by and let me tell you he was lookin Fiiiiiine"
"OMG OMG ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU CHEATED?"
"Ianto calm down noone saide we were goin steady so its not cheatin. And plus Im trying to tell you iM pregnant."
"OH NO!" Ianto runs off crying.
Jack ran after him and when he caught up he said: "Its ok were gonna name him after you." Ianto stopped crying and they did the do and it was super sexy.
