Hi everyone! this is sooooo random! and i'm sure i'm not the first one who thought of that. but since i thought of it, i wrote it!

i don't own Naruto, but i own this fanfictions :P

enjoy AND review if you don't mind.

oh! and yeah, they are 12 year old Naruto and Sasuke


"Wait!" he shouted after his friend

they were both fast and they were both NINJAS!

How's he going to catch him? The other boy was running as fast as he could, and jumping from a tree to another.

"NOWAY! Leave me the hell alone TEME!" yup, Naruto was running from Sasuke.

Sasuke growled. He wasn't in the mood to chase after the idiot, especially after the…

"NARUTO UZUMAKI! Stop right NOW!"

Naruto knew it was better to stop now or he'll suffer later.

"What?" he kept some distance between them so that he could run in case the bastard was going to jump on him or something. His cheeks were puffed and his eyes were watery… adorable, isn't he?

No, sadly Sasuke didn't think that way. He doesn't wanna feel sorry for the 'dobe'. He was after him for ONE purpose…

"Dobe, come with me!"

"Why?" Naruto whined

"Because it's a demand, dammit!"

"b..b..but am scared!"

sasuke smirked "hn. Are you a child? I thought you were a man enough to handle that!"

"SHUT UP! That has nothing to do with…" and the blonde blushed and looked away

"it has…now kindly come with-"

"but it HURTS!"

"…not that much dobe…I promise!"

"b…but…I won't be able to sit!"

"Naruto… you're exaggerating! It won't last that long. And later you'll feel better"

"b..well….WHY?"

Sasuke sighed. He was trying to resist yelling at the idiot "because it's what makes you a man and able to have kids in the future!"

"..r…really?"

"Duh!...even Kakashi and Iruka had that before"

"…even you, teme"

"yes! we DO need it!"

"but Sakura did not! Why?"

"argh… because she's not a man! She has a different thing…"

"aha…BUT…it's embarrassing!"

"what is?..."

"showing…m…my" naruto was blushing "my butt"

Sasuke blushed and his eyebrow twitched "w…well that's the only way to do it"

"…and it hurts…"

"Naruto…it's only this time…and it won't take much time and won't hurt that much. So just come now"

"you promise it won't hurt?... will you hold my hand so I won't feel the pain?"

Sasuke blushed "…that's too girly…but okay. so can we go back now and get over with it?"

Naruto sighed heavily "it will be gentle, right?"

"yeah. And it's only a small thrust then you'll feel something warm inside. Then it's all over"

they were already walking back when they continued talking "that simple?" Naruto asked.

"that simple!" sasuke answered

"…and how the hell a vaccine injection on the butt makes the man able to have babies? I mean doesn't that happen when having sex with a woman?"

with that, he gained a smack on the head and a deadly glare from Sasuke "Dobe!"

yes perverts! They are NOT talking about making love!


it was just for teasing! XD

i know most of you wanted a real yaoi :P sorry~