"Senpai," Edrax whispered as Torax caressed his face. "I don't know if I'm ready to become a full yaoi with you…"

"Oh, Edrax," Torax chuckled, looking into his kouhai's eyes. His silvery face was incredibly cute. "It's okay. We don't have to do the sex yet. But…" He gave a smoulder to the other space devil. "I know what we will be doing."

"Wh-what do you mean?" Edrax inquired in a shota-like, innocent way.

Torax didn't say anything. Instead, his lips crashed down on Edrax's. They frenched passionately. It was truly love. "Mmmmmh," Torax moaned as he grinded against Edrax. "You're such a good kisser, sweetie-pie."

"I c-can't do this, baka!" Edrax yelped, pulling away. "I can't do this, Torax…"

"WHAT?! Why, honeycakes?"

Edrax gulped. "Because…" This was going to be hard to admit, but he would do it. He had to, for the good of the world! "Because I have dokis for someone else."

Torax felt like his heart had been hacked out with a butter knife. "NO!" he cried bisexually. "You're supposed to be MY uke, my love!" He fell to his knees, tears pouring from his sorry tear-ducts onto the floor in front of him. "I…I love you, Edrax…who…who is the traitor who has stolen you, my betrothed, my precious!"

"It's…Winston Churchill!"

The two stood in silence. It was Torax who broke it.

"Oh, baby…" he whispered, cuddling up to Edrax. "It's okay…you can yell out his name while having the sex with me!" He was acting like he was okay but really, he was going to use the new secret weapon, the super-hyper-mega-level beam of obliteration on Earth as soon as he had frick-fracked Edrax.

There was a pause. "Eh, worth a shot," Edrax agreed.

Torax pushed his bitch back onto the bed that was inexplicably there. He pressed many kisses to Edrax's face, then tore off his schoolgirl skirt. "We're gonna go all the way tonight, mmmmmmh, yeah," Torax sang. He put his thing in Edrax's you-know-what and they began the long journey that was fricking. They used a condom, though, if Space Devils use condoms, that is.

"Ohhhh…ohhhhhh, senpai," Edrax moaned as Torax thrust inside him.

"Mmmmmmmmhhhhhh, yeah, ohhh, Edrax," Torax cried. He went faster. They fricked hard.

"I'm…I'm!" Edrax yelled.

"AARHGHH!" Torax grunted as he came inside Edrax. Simultaneously, Edrax orgasmed. "Congratulations, you're a full yaoi now," said Torax. "Now, let's obliterate the world."

"But my true love Churchill lives there!"

"So what? He's a virgin nerd!" Torax said.

"Suppose," agreed Edrax.

The Space Devils attacked that day. They obliterated the world with the super-hyper-mega-level beam of obliteration at Earth. Everyone died really hard, then Edrax and Torax had sex over Winston Churchill's corpse.