Here's a change. They're actually 9! Just like in the show! crows gasps

Disclaimer: Tweek, Craig and Cartman are not mine. No kitties were harmed in the making of this fic.
Warnings: They're actually 9. Also, only mild slash.


I jumped out the front doors, leaving Tweek in my dust. He was coming over to my house like we always do on Fridays, except Clyde was sick and Token was visiting his grandma. So, it was just us. When I mentioned that, it was just my luck that everyone's favourite fatass managed to hear. I could still hear his ringing laughter, until the rest of the scene played out in my head. I got sent to the office, but it was worth it. I smiled, and ran along the road, stopping every so often for a wheezing Tweek.

"C… C… Craig… St-stop going… so… fast…" he choked out.

"Sorry. You know how I get about weekends," I apologized, slowing down. I shoved my hands in my pockets, and continued down the sidewalk, until I saw a blurry grey shape lying in the middle of the sidewalk. "What's that?"

"Oh dear Gods, it's a monster!" Tweek screamed, diving behind me and cowering. I stepped a little closer.

"It's just a cat, Tweek," I said quietly. It was a fluffy little kitty, with grey fur and a soft cream stripe down his forehead. I started walking towards it.

"Craig, no!" he yelled, trying to restrain me. "Do you have any idea what kind of diseases it might have? Or it might be violent! It could kill us!"

"Tweek…. Just. A. Cat." I said slowly. I reached down, and picked it up. It hardly stirred. I slowly stroked its fur, and it seemed cold. I sighed slowly.

"What's wrong? Did it give you AIDS?" Tweek asked innocently.

"No Tweek… I think it's dead." I sighed. I slowly moved my head over the small creature, and a shiver ran down my spine. I was holding a dead creature, and for some reason, I didn't care.

"Oh…" he said, looking over the cat. For some reason, he wasn't ranting about the diseases jumping off of it. I let out a small sniffle, and looked up. I was looking right into Tweek's face. We stayed lost in each other's eyes for what seemed like an eternity, until I broke away. I looked down at the cat again, and it stirred. It slowly opened its eyes, and yawned a fluffy kitty yawn.

"Hey, it's alive!" I exclaimed, jumping up and down slightly. I could tell Tweek was afraid, but just as elated as I was. He had a heart-warming smile on his face. The kitty stopped yawning, and I slowly lowered it to the ground. It quickly scampered away.

"Don't mention this to anyone Tweek," I said coldly.

"Aw, you don't want everyone knowing Craig Nommel has a soft spot for kitty cats?" he joked.

"Yeah… Sure Tweek," I sighed. He just didn't get it…


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Songs lol:
God Put a Smile Upon Your Face - Coldplay
A Whisper - Coldplay
White Shadows - Coldplay
Little Boy - Captain Jack
Cry For Eternity - DragonForce
Seperate Ways - Journey