Hi everybody! I don't really have anything to say. Just I hope you like it. This is Fry's diary. Reviews bitte 3 :)

1st January 2000, 5am, in bed.

I just woke up from the weirdest dream. I was in the future and I was a delivery boy – but not like I am not; I delivered stuff to over planets in this massive spaceship. And I had friends. My best friend was a robot – Bender, I think. And then there was this girl… She was beautiful. Well, she was a cyclops and had purple hair, but she was still incredible. But she didn't like me, 'cause I always acted stupid and goofy. No change there, then. She was funny though, and loyal, but also brave and independent. Oh God, I'm in love with an imaginary person. Oh well, nothing like a good dose of insanity to help me forget the fact that my girlfriend's left me, I have a splitting headache and I have to go back to work in a couple of hours. What a brilliant start to another crappy new year.

1st January 2000, 10am, back in bed.

Well, that was weird. I was about to walk into Panucci's Pizza, when I saw her. She was just sitting on the steps in lovely, er, loveliness. The girl from my dream. And she said to me, "Fry. You're wasting your life in this place. You could do so much more…"

"Are you my conscience?" I asked, hopefully. That would be the less crazy explanation.

The girl looked sad, almost like she was going to cry. I felt an overwhelming urge to comfort her.

"No, Fry, I'm not," she said.

A tear fell from her one big eye, as she faded away to nothing.

I don't know why, but I listened to the girl and I quit my job. Maybe because I know that I'm not smart enough to imagine such a perfect angel, and she seemed so real. Anyway, now I'm back in bed with a beer in my hand, wondering what the hell I'm gonna do now. Twenty five years old, living with my parents, girlfriendless and now jobless. Oh yeah, and I'm a crazy hallucinating retard. I need another beer…

Still 1st January, 10.15am, still in bed

One more beer, just to forget it all…

10.20am

Ooh, there's still half a bottle of vodka from last night….