Chapter 1: Surfs Up!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
The night had been an absolute disaster from the moment Victoria had woken up-she was still tired.
There on the table chilling in a sliver bucket of ice was a packet of blood. Victoria went through her ceremonial routine of pouring the afore mentioned blood into the bowl provided, stirring it idly for a few minutes with a silver spoon which had been placed beside the bowl and then ceremonially wishing it "bon voyage' as she flushed it down the toilet.
Then of course when she headed out of her room she opened the door and plowed right into Placard's chest. As usual her master proceeded to give her a telepathic lecture on how she had to eat if she wanted to function properly during which she could barely keep her eyes open, until they reached the main hall. There Alucard left her to walk up to Integra's office alone, while he made his usual entrance through the wall; she never noticed how many stairs there were.
As Victoria walked up the stairs she passed Walter who seemed nothing less than shaken, this meant only one thing-Integra was in one of her moods. She just hoped Walter had managed to disarm Integra, if there was one thing she was afraid of it was her master's master open firing and her not getting out of the way in time.
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In her office Integra was staring at the portrait of her father as she leaned against the front of her desk smoking a cigar-
"I know, I know," she thought as she looked into the eyes of the painting, "I still owe you an heir, if you only knew how time consuming caring for two vampires is-"
"Then you would know how well my master spins stories," said Alucard as he walked out of the wall and turned to the portrait.
"What have I told you about reading my thoughts?!" asked Integra in a dangerous tone.
"Good evening, Master," said Alucard in his usual manner.
Integra was about to give Alucard a lecture with the aid of many four letter words when there came a knock at the door, "Come in,"
Victoria opened the door cautiously and peered in-
Integra rolled her eyes, "I have the safety on!"
Alucard just laughed at his fledging as she came into the room, but stuck close to the door.
Integra picked up a folder from her desk, "We received word of a disturbance at a grocery store."
"Excuse me-" Seras wasn't sure she heard that right.
"Apparently a small coven of vampires has been using the deli meat locker to store corpses and use them for some type of ritual. The soldiers are waiting outside-enter the building with extreme caution, Father Anderson was spotted on the premises as well- Oh, and Victoria-"
"Yes?" asked the little vampire.
"Let's see if we can't keep this Captain in tact-Dismissed!"
THUD-Victoria walked into the door.
Integra and Alucard exchanged glances, but didn't say anything
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When they arrived on the scene Father Anderson had taken out all the vampires all that was left to clean up were the mindless zombies.
So while Alucard and Father Anderson were attempting to put an end to each other the new captain sent Victoria into the supermarket to dispose of all the zombies. There was just one problem-Victoria was so exhausted she could barely see straight, but despite her better judgment.
Before long she spotted a bogie at the back door, she thought she aimed her gun at the zombie's head. But when she fired her shot soared above their mark and took out three shelves of glass Perrie water bottles sending an imported title wave down isle 6, which just happened to be home to 20,000 packets of Alka-Seltzer. Victoria was swept to the front of the store and down the express checkout lane.
She was so disoriented at that point she tried to pull herself up on the nearest object-a lobster tank. Needless to say she only succeeded at tipping it over on herself.
By the time she staggered out of the store she was still fizzing, a lobster was clinging to her hair and her gun was no where to be see.
Alucard and Father Anderson had to stop fighting because they were laughing so hard.
"Well I'm glad you think this is so DAMN funny, Alucard!" yelled Integra, "because I blame you. When we get back to the manor I'm going to chain you in the dungeon for a month!" Then she turned her attention towards Seras, "And what do you have to say for yourself?!"
Seras just looked at her blankly for a few seconds before keeling over- THUD!
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When she woke up she was back in her room at Hellsing Manor and had a splitting headache. Walter was sitting off to the side in a wooden kitchen chair holding a bowl of blood.
"Glad you finally decided to wake up, Miss Victoria. Now how about something to eat?" asked Walter.
After a half-hour of trying to get Seras to eat he finally gave up and left.
Victoria had had enough, she got up and went to go look for some extra strength aspirin. But once again when she opened the door she plowed into her master's chest only this time he wasn't wearing his sunglasses or hat. Alucard picked her up and put her back down on the bed.
"Now what have we learned tonight?" he asked picking up the bowl of blood, "That we should obey our master in the future?"
He held put a spoon of blood for her.
Seras turned away.
"Do not test me Police Girl-I hate playing nursemaid to a fledging who has barely grown into her fangs yet," he warned.
"But master, I-" before Seras knew what happened Alucard shoved the spoon into her mouth.
She started to gag.
"Swallow!" he commanded.
Victoria was barely able to override her gag reflex long enough to gulp the first mouthful down.
"Thank you, Master, I feel a whole lot-" Alucard shoved another spoonful into her mouth.
In fact he made her choke down three bowls before he tucked her back into bed. In truth she still wasn't feeling too great and could feel her consciousness slipping away.
It was as Alucard was walking towards the door he heard Integra call him.
"With any luck she's calmed down by now," he thought to himself, but knew too well otherwise.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
The night had been an absolute disaster from the moment Victoria had woken up-she was still tired.
There on the table chilling in a sliver bucket of ice was a packet of blood. Victoria went through her ceremonial routine of pouring the afore mentioned blood into the bowl provided, stirring it idly for a few minutes with a silver spoon which had been placed beside the bowl and then ceremonially wishing it "bon voyage' as she flushed it down the toilet.
Then of course when she headed out of her room she opened the door and plowed right into Placard's chest. As usual her master proceeded to give her a telepathic lecture on how she had to eat if she wanted to function properly during which she could barely keep her eyes open, until they reached the main hall. There Alucard left her to walk up to Integra's office alone, while he made his usual entrance through the wall; she never noticed how many stairs there were.
As Victoria walked up the stairs she passed Walter who seemed nothing less than shaken, this meant only one thing-Integra was in one of her moods. She just hoped Walter had managed to disarm Integra, if there was one thing she was afraid of it was her master's master open firing and her not getting out of the way in time.
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In her office Integra was staring at the portrait of her father as she leaned against the front of her desk smoking a cigar-
"I know, I know," she thought as she looked into the eyes of the painting, "I still owe you an heir, if you only knew how time consuming caring for two vampires is-"
"Then you would know how well my master spins stories," said Alucard as he walked out of the wall and turned to the portrait.
"What have I told you about reading my thoughts?!" asked Integra in a dangerous tone.
"Good evening, Master," said Alucard in his usual manner.
Integra was about to give Alucard a lecture with the aid of many four letter words when there came a knock at the door, "Come in,"
Victoria opened the door cautiously and peered in-
Integra rolled her eyes, "I have the safety on!"
Alucard just laughed at his fledging as she came into the room, but stuck close to the door.
Integra picked up a folder from her desk, "We received word of a disturbance at a grocery store."
"Excuse me-" Seras wasn't sure she heard that right.
"Apparently a small coven of vampires has been using the deli meat locker to store corpses and use them for some type of ritual. The soldiers are waiting outside-enter the building with extreme caution, Father Anderson was spotted on the premises as well- Oh, and Victoria-"
"Yes?" asked the little vampire.
"Let's see if we can't keep this Captain in tact-Dismissed!"
THUD-Victoria walked into the door.
Integra and Alucard exchanged glances, but didn't say anything
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When they arrived on the scene Father Anderson had taken out all the vampires all that was left to clean up were the mindless zombies.
So while Alucard and Father Anderson were attempting to put an end to each other the new captain sent Victoria into the supermarket to dispose of all the zombies. There was just one problem-Victoria was so exhausted she could barely see straight, but despite her better judgment.
Before long she spotted a bogie at the back door, she thought she aimed her gun at the zombie's head. But when she fired her shot soared above their mark and took out three shelves of glass Perrie water bottles sending an imported title wave down isle 6, which just happened to be home to 20,000 packets of Alka-Seltzer. Victoria was swept to the front of the store and down the express checkout lane.
She was so disoriented at that point she tried to pull herself up on the nearest object-a lobster tank. Needless to say she only succeeded at tipping it over on herself.
By the time she staggered out of the store she was still fizzing, a lobster was clinging to her hair and her gun was no where to be see.
Alucard and Father Anderson had to stop fighting because they were laughing so hard.
"Well I'm glad you think this is so DAMN funny, Alucard!" yelled Integra, "because I blame you. When we get back to the manor I'm going to chain you in the dungeon for a month!" Then she turned her attention towards Seras, "And what do you have to say for yourself?!"
Seras just looked at her blankly for a few seconds before keeling over- THUD!
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When she woke up she was back in her room at Hellsing Manor and had a splitting headache. Walter was sitting off to the side in a wooden kitchen chair holding a bowl of blood.
"Glad you finally decided to wake up, Miss Victoria. Now how about something to eat?" asked Walter.
After a half-hour of trying to get Seras to eat he finally gave up and left.
Victoria had had enough, she got up and went to go look for some extra strength aspirin. But once again when she opened the door she plowed into her master's chest only this time he wasn't wearing his sunglasses or hat. Alucard picked her up and put her back down on the bed.
"Now what have we learned tonight?" he asked picking up the bowl of blood, "That we should obey our master in the future?"
He held put a spoon of blood for her.
Seras turned away.
"Do not test me Police Girl-I hate playing nursemaid to a fledging who has barely grown into her fangs yet," he warned.
"But master, I-" before Seras knew what happened Alucard shoved the spoon into her mouth.
She started to gag.
"Swallow!" he commanded.
Victoria was barely able to override her gag reflex long enough to gulp the first mouthful down.
"Thank you, Master, I feel a whole lot-" Alucard shoved another spoonful into her mouth.
In fact he made her choke down three bowls before he tucked her back into bed. In truth she still wasn't feeling too great and could feel her consciousness slipping away.
It was as Alucard was walking towards the door he heard Integra call him.
"With any luck she's calmed down by now," he thought to himself, but knew too well otherwise.
