This is a script my friend and I wrote for fun. We were bored. remember, italics means you sing the song written.

Spongebob theme

Patrick:
Wow spongebob, I can't wait to go perform for the king!

Spongebob:
Yeah, I know! AAAHHHH! There's a dragon!

Patrick:
It's the kings fault!

The king is bad

Spongebob:
Let's go before the king beheads us!

Cut to Krusty Krab

Mr. Krabs:
Spongeboy me bob! I don't know how to say this, you have to go work for Plankton now

Spongebob:
NOOOO!

This stove is not a home

Spongebob:
Plankton fired me! I'm back!

Mr. Krabs:
You're back me boy!

Spongebob:
Let's go to goofy goobers ice cream party boat to celebrate!

goofy goober theme song

SPongebob:
This was the best day ever! Hey Patrick, let's sing a song to celebrate!

Patrick:
What's a song?

Best day ever (reprise)

That's it, even my friend who doesn't like spongebob thought it was good. Anyway, you can expect to see way more of me on here.