Ezekiel has eyes in the back of his head

Dagbert got turned into an Apple iDagbert, which was promptly bought by Charlie

FEAR THE CORN CHIPS!ONE!

Tancred is an expert at making daisy chains

Zelda won't let me and Emma into her horrible fortress of doom

Billy's as heavy as three apples. Wow, those must be some huge apples…

Olivia knows more about cartoons than most people should

Charlie is trying to sell iDagbert

I says: Oh, that's it! No more Mr Nice Girl! Emma, can you help me lift this battering ram?

Drink coffee! It helps you do stupider things faster!

Lysander likes to eat corn chips coated in chocolate with cookies and milk

Manfred wants to buy iDagbert

Benjamin drank five cups of coffee

The battering ram isn't working 

Benjamin says: MewannadrinkalotmorecoffeeenownowNOW!

Manfred saw Tancy kissing Sander Claus under the Christmas tree

Billy misses his box. After all, they went through a lot together…

iDagbert says: Well, this sucks!

Emma went to the shops and bought several bombs

Don't get lost in heaven, peeps

Idith keeps losing sleep, she keeps counting sheep, but it doesn't work.

Manfred now officially owns iDagbert. Oh dear…

Dr. Bloor thinks that being drunk is pleasant

Joshua got beaten up by Manfred. There is an important lesson in this, kiddies: Never, EVER steal lip-gloss from Manfred

Who wants to help me and Emma bomb Zelda's fortress?

Dorcas says: LOBSTER, DAMN IT! (Hits Benjamin on the head with a giant frozen lobster)

Manfred started using iDagbert as a teddy bear. O.o

iDagbert says: The second I get my drowning powers back, that crazy author lady is gonna DIE!

I says: OKAY, IT'S TIME TO GET DODGY ON THAT UNGRATEFUL LIL' FREAK'S ASS!

Some crazy fangirls shot Manfred, Asa and Gabriel with the Gay Gun

iDagbert can't run away from Manfred

iDagbert says: WHAT? Why not?

I says: Because he bought you. Now get over there!

The bombs aren't working on the fortress door. 

Billy broke into the Billy fan's house to steal his box back

Asa and Gabriel started making out

Dorcas says: Well, we all saw THAT coming, right Fred?

I says: Hmm… Hey Dorcas, can I borrow your lobster?

Dorcas says: No

I knocked out Dorcas and stole her lobster

The Billy fan caught Billy with the box on his head

iDagbert finally got turned back into Dagbert

Dagbert says: Hey… my powers are back… BWAHAHAHAHAA! DROWN, MANFRED, DROWN!

Ezekiel says: Boooooooooooobies… (drools)

Music is Olivia's king size bed

Me and Emma broke down the fortress door with the lobster! Woo-pee-doo-bee-doo!

Zelda says: Aww, crap

ENDRETARD!1