Know your stars Naruto style
Know your stars wtih the guys from Naruto. Stuff in italics is the know your stars guy, unless I change my mind and put it in bold. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own any Naruto charcters except when I beat them at video games then I totally own them(not really)
Everybody's favorite ninja(okay my favorite ninja and a lot of other people's) Naruto walks on to the Know Your Stars stage with a letter in hand and see the chair "You and some other people on your show are to report to the Know Your Stars place," Naruto read aloud " if your name is Naruto Uzumaki (which we're pretty sure it is) you go first, just sit down in the chair," Naruto begins to walk to the chair then stops a moment to ask himself "I wonder what they meant by show," then he just shrugs and sits in the chair(everyone else is backstage).
Know Your stars, Know Your st-
AAAHHH,"Naruto screams(duh)" who's there show yourself coward!"
My voice is coming from the ceiling, idiot, now let me finish.
"Oh, alright then continue," Naruto says happily.
Know Your stars, Know Your stars, Know Your stars
... Naruto Uzuamaki, he-
"Hey that's me!"
Yeah ...Naruto-
"Actually Naruto comes second," Naruto corrected the voice
Not in America it doesn't and would you PLEASE stop iterrupting now?
"Okay."
...Naruto Uzamaki, he stuffs fresh macorini and cheese in his pants every morning.
"Hey that's not true!"
Sure it isn't, I beleive you
"It isn't!"
Okay okay, he stuff fresh ramen down his pants every morning
"I do? Sweet, I get to eat RAMEN!" Naruto then checked his pants for ramen "Hey there's no ramen in my pants! Wait I didn't eat alredy did I?"
okay first you'd eat ramen if it was in your pants?
"Yeah I'd eat any kind of ramen no matter what."
yyeeaahh, second ew, and third I lied duh.
"You did? Well that's not nice."
That's why I'm here
...Naruto Uzumaki, he'd eat ramen that's already been fully digested.
"EEWWW! That's disgusting not even I would eat that
But you said you'd eat any kind of ramen no matter what
"Yeah but not when it's been fully digested and I didn't mean that completly literally! And besides fully digested ramen tastes awful"
Well how do you know it's not like you've eaten it before have you?
"Uummm... no comment."
...Naruto Uzumaki, he's eaten fully digested ramen before
"Hey I just wanted to know if it would still tatse good and I wouldn't have done unless Saskuke hadn't have dared me!"
BACKSTAGE
"Did you really dare Naruto to do that, Saskuke?" Sakura asked him. "Yeah and it was pretty funny, I didn't think the dobe would do it. It was pretty gross thourgh." "Why did you dare him to- on second thought I don't really want to know
ON STAGE
Naruto Uzumaki, he's never been properly toilet trained
"Now that is just a dirty lie!" Naruto shot back while everyone backstage took a few steps back, just in case
Of cousre it's dirty, you've never been properly toilet trained!
"Yes I have!"
Then why do I have all these pictures of you in diapers or with your pants wet?
Naruto was then buried by a huge pile of pictures.
"The oldest I was in any of these pictures is 2 and 3 quarters you, you, you-"
Naruto Uzumaki, he stammers a lot
"The ONLY reason I was stammering was because I couldn't think of anything good enough to insult you with!"
Naruto Uzumaki, he's too stupid to think of any good insults
"Would you shut UP already"
Would you shut up already
The guys backstage have been laughing their butts off for a while now, don't ask me when thuogh but I will tell you it was any time from the ramen in the pants thing and that they stopped for a little when they were backing up. Now they were at the point where if they all hadn't gone to the bathroom recently their pants(or for some of them dresses) would be complety soaked
"Gggrrrr.. you guys shut up too!" Naruto said to the guys off stage "You know he's gonna get you next right?
The laughter subsided for about 5 seconds but then they started laughing again. "We're smarter then you Naruto he won't be able to get us so bad.," Sakura said to him. "Yeah," Kiba agreed "even if he does get us it won't be as bad." "You just wait until you guys get up he!"Naruto retorted the guys backstage were able to bring their laughter down to chuckles and giggles, mainly because they weren't able to get enough air before.
Naruto Uzumaki, he picks his nose when no one looks he wipes it on your history books!
"You just got that off the Fairly Odd Parents, and I stopped picking my nose when I was six
Did not
"Did too!"
Did not
"Did too!"
Did not
"Are you talking about the Fairly Odd Parents thing or the I stopped picking my nose when I was six thing?
Both!
"Well I'm telling the truth about both of them so there. Nyah!"
Naruto Uzumaki, he's really immature
"Everyone all ready knew that."
They did?
"Yup"
Uuuhhh...Naruto Uzumaki, he has a total crush on H-
"I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON H- that girl you were going to say,"
I was going to say Haruna Sakura
"Oh her? I used to have a crush on her but not any more, now I have a crush on H-er someone else- I mean no one," then Naruto did that shifty eye thing after he said that. Also his face was starting to turn red
Suuurrre
"It's true!"
Then why did you do that shifty eye thing? Huh?
"because, because-"
Also why are you blushing so hard?
"Uuummm...," Naruto is really red right now
Just admit you have a crush someone
"FINE! I have a crush on somebody but I'm not going to tell you who it is, so there!"
That's okay, because I already know you she is. The annoucer voice streched the word know.
"You do?" Naruto asked weakly.
Yeah, but I won't tell anyone
"Oh thank goodness."
Yet
"Do'h!"
Who are you Homer Simpson? And I'll torture someone with your crush
"No, and I guess that crush thing is alright. Do you really know who she is?"
Yep... Naruto Uzumaki, he's really Homer Simpson in disguise
"Does my skin look yellow to you
I repeat "in diguise"
"Look I just said his stupid catchphrase, lots of people do!"
If his catchphrase is stupid then why did you say it?
Just then Homer Simpson came and punched Naruto in the stomach saying "Think my catchphrase is stupid ay? Well take this!
"I don't actually think your catchphrase is stupid, the voice guy tricked me!
Sure I did
"You did!" Naruto argued "Whatever I have to go now," Homer said leaving(duh)
Naruto Uzumaki h-
"You know what? I'm leaving now, beleive it! Good bye!
Okay whatever I was only to do that last one, but whatever be a big baby
"Forget you! And in case you forgot I'm going backstage now," Naruto said thinking he'd either make Saskuke or someone random go next.
Whatever, Now you now Naruto Uzumaki, aka Homer Simpson the ramen pants stuffer that then eats the ramen, never been properly toilet trained, nose picker who wipes it on your history books, immature baby that has a crush on H- nah, I'll tell you when she comes up.
"No they don't!" Naruto screamed
I thought you were leaving
"I'm almost gone," he shouted back. Then Naruto shoved out a random person making sure it wasn't his crush H- ahem, saying"You're next," then Naruto went to join the others despite his embarassment.
A/N: Well how do like my story so far? Please review this is my first story published. I say published because I started to write a Mario fic but I didn't finish the chapter or think of a title yet. Also anyone who guesses the next person gets a cyber cupake, and anyone who guesses Naruto's crush gets a cyber cookie or a bowl of popcorn, which ever you prefer. I'm exceptng any and all ideas. I also don't own the Simpsons or anyone or thing from it.Sorry for any spelling or grammer mistakes. You probably won't have to wait to long for the next update. Now a word to leave on ahem-SSSPPPPLLLEEEE. Thank you, hope the chapter's not to short.
