Ron's mystery report

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"Ron!" Hermione squealed with delight, glancing at Ron's report on Bubble Boil Brew. "How on earth did you get your report to be that long?" She asked.

"I found Snape's potions report hard to write about," Harry explained. " I mean, in the book we got out about it all it told us about Bubble Boil Brew was it bubbles, you have to boil it, and it is a brew for something called- uh I forget. Well anyway, I really got to hand it to ya buddy, you'll get an A for sure!" Harry said patting Ron on the back. Hermione nodded in agreement.

"I'm still wondering Ron," Hermione said looking down at her parchment. "Yours is so much longer than mine, there's no possible way to get that much information about Bubble Boil Brew with that book I checked out." She clarified. "And I know you would never put that much effort into one report" She muttered.

"Well," said Ron. "I just wrote what I knew!" Hermione shook her head and rolled her eyes.

"Ron, you don't even pay attention in class, how could you know that much about Bubble Boil Brew?" Harry asked. Ron shrugged, and suddenly the bell rang.

"OFF TO POTIONS CLASS!" Ron said in a foolish voice as he skipped off to the dungeons as Harry and Hermione trudged behind him.

When the trio arrived at the classroom, they sat in their seats and took out their reports. Hermione kept striating her parchment, like the muggles do with the iron on clothing. She obviously wanted the paper to look nice for Snape so he would make a good impression on her paper (AN: Slim chance 'mione LoL)

Snape was sitting at his desk waiting for the class to become quiet. He waited for a minute or so, and the class still didn't notice he was in the room.

"QUIET YOU FOOLS!" Snape blundered with an angry look on his face. "Reports will be collected," Snape said. The class froze. "NOW!" he screamed as the class rushed to get their reports from their bags.

Snape rose from his seat and started picking up student's papers making statements here. And these statements were so stupid!

"Mr. Thomas, you have a smudge on the right hand corner, next time make sure that there are no smudges!" he snapped at Dean who rolled his eyes

"Ms. Brown, your name is written with frightful penmanship, re-write it for me." He ordered and Lavender quickly tried to write her name neater than before.

Snape had made no bad remarks to the Slytherins.

As Snape came around to Ron he picked up his paper and glanced at the long piece of parchment.

"Mr. Weasley, your parchment is longer than usual, you better knock my socks off and dazzle and WOW me with it" he grumbled at Ron.

"Oh it will Professor" Ron grinned. " It will"

When Snape got over to the shaking Neville (without his paper) Snape slapped an evil sort of grin on his face.

"Mr. Longbottom," Snape said peering over at Neville. Neville quivered and looked up at Snape.

"Y- yes Professor?" He squeaked softly, then he gulped.

"Where's your report?" Snape asked as he cocked his head right into Neville's face still grinning. Neville's eyes filled with tears.

"S-Seamus ate it p-p-professor" He stuttered as a tear trickled down his face. Snape brought his head back away from Neville's face as he raised his right eyebrow.

"Likely story Longbotttom" Snape spat "Oh yes and I believe you have a detention with me in my office at 8 o'clock" Snape added.

"Wh-Wh-When did that h-h-h-happen Professor?" Neville asked.

"A few seconds ago when you told me Finnagin ate your report." Snape snarled. Neville sank in his seat.

"I'm not lying Professor, Seamus really did eat my-" But Neville couldn't tell Snape because he cut him off with his loud voice.

"NOW! I'm going to give you a worksheet, that you should finish this class!" Snape explained. He placed a good amount of papers on Lavender's desk. She looked at the papers, then at Snape.

"Should I pass these worksheets out?" She asked quietly. Snape chuckled.

"That is your worksheet Ms. Brown." He said. Some of the Slytherin's snickered. Lavender sighed at the pile of papers on her desk.

"I would like you to do the whole worksheet, front and back!" Snape said placing more 'worksheets' on student's desks.

After he was done he sat down at his desk. "While your doing this pointless worksheet, that is not being graded or being collected, I will be sitting at my desk while I grade your reports." Snape said. The students all looked up at Snape. "WELL WHAT ARE YOU ALL WAITING FOR?" Snape screeched. "BEGIN!" ____________________________________________________________________________ _

I shall continue. I have the next chapter all planned out in my fanfiction notebook I just need to type it up, which will be between now and Friday. So please read the next chapter! Please review and I will be very happy to put you name- IN THE CREDITS OF MY STORY! Ta da! Hee hee ^___________^