It was a normal jet ride home for the elite profilers of the BAU. Morgan and Garcia were playfully flirting with each other while Prentiss and JJ were arguing over who could drink the most. Hotch was doing some paperwork, and Rossi was suffering from Reid's ranting over how bad Twilight is.
"The sparkling vampires are just disrespectful to vampire lore. The werewolves aren't much better. They've been reduced to mere dogs. And do NOT get me started on Bella."
"Reid..." The ranting was getting on everyones nerves.
"And-" Suddenly Reid stood up, startling everyone. He started muttering something under his breath that nobody could hear.
Morgan was the first to speak. "Reid?" Reid kept staring at the floor with blank eyes. This behavior was unsettling. "Reid you okay?" He looked out of the window and muttered something. Morgan got up and walked toward Reid. "You okay buddy?"
That's when Reid stopped muttering and looked up with a crazy smile. "Of couse I'm fine!" The smile was creeping Morgan out.
"Spencer are you sure you're-"
"I said I'm fine! I love you."
"WHAT!" After he said that Spencer ran into the larger man's frame and kissed him, shocking everyone.
When he pulled back, Spencer turned to Hotch's gaping mouth. Clapsing his hands, he exclaimed, "Don't worry Hotch! I love you too!" Pushing a still stunned Morgan out of the way, he jumped on Hotch and started attacking him with kisses.
Hotch was trying to push Reid off of him while Morgan stood speechless. The ladies were speechless as well. Rossi was trying not to laugh as he watched Hotch struggle.
"Reid get off me!" He didn't stop, instead started to giggle at Hotch's discomfort. Once he started giggling, Rossi couldn't hold it in anymore and erupted in a fit of laughter.
Reid stopped kissing Hotch and walked towards the still laughing Rossi. Rossi stood up smiling. " What now Reid? Going to profess your love for me?"
Reid smiled back. "No I'm going to give you something really funny to laugh at." At that he pulled Rossi's pants down, revealing Spongebob Squarepants boxers.
