Chapter 1 Sharing a Bed With the Goddess.

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"I have some news," said Xavier.

"Good or bad?" asked Logan.

"It depends Logan," said Xavier.

"Professor you wanted us?" asked Ororo with Kurt right behind her.

"Yes two of you will have to share a room and a bed," said Xavier.

"Me and Kurt will share a room," said Ororo.

"Thank you" Ororo said Xavier.

"Your welcome" said Ororo.

"Good luck elf she's way out of your league" said Logan.

"Mien Gott I can't sleep with Ororo", said Kurt.

Kurt teleported to Ororo's room and accidentally landed on Ororo knocking her to the floor.

"I'm sorry," said Kurt,

"It's okay," said Ororo.

"Vell are you hungry?" asked Kurt, pulling Ororo to her feet.

"I'm starving," said Ororo.

"I really don't know any good restaurants and I'm short on money" said Kurt.

"Don't worry I know this great Italian restaurant and I'll pay" said Ororo.

"No I vill pay" said Kurt. "What about my looks?" sighed Kurt.

"Don't worry the owner is mutant too and he needs someone like you to talk to" said Ororo.

The restaurant was only a few blocks from the school so Kurt and Ororo walked there.

"Ororo I haven't seen you in a while" said their waiter. "So who is friend?"

"Kurt Vagner" said Kurt.

"Jack Quentin" said Jack. So can I interest you in some drinks?"

"Margarita on rocks" said Ororo.

"And for you Kurt" said Jack.

"A Coke" said Kurt.

"Ohhh very exotic" said Jack.

Ororo sipped on her margarita and twirled her shrimp alfredo. Kurt and Ororo were both stuffed.

"Can I get you some dessert?" asked Jack.

"No thank you" said Ororo.

"I'm sure Harrison would love to see you again," said Jack. I can take you too his office.

Jack lead Kurt and Ororo to a door.

"Harrison can I come in?" asked Jack.

"Yes" said Harrison.

Jack opened the door. Kurt and Ororo walked into Harrison's office.

Sitting in a chair was a man who must have known exactly how Kurt felt sometimes. His body was covered with what appeared to be snake scales and when he smiled Kurt could see two pointed fangs.

"Ororo nice to see you" said Harrison.

"You too Harrison" said Ororo.

"Hello I'm Kurt Vagner," said Kurt.

"Harrison Farton" said Harrison." Nice to meet you Kurt".

"You too" said Kurt.

"Hey Ororo can me and Kurt talk in private?" asked Harrison.

"Sure I'll be outside waiting for Kurt" said Ororo.

"Kurt how did you get a woman as beautiful as Ororo to eat dinner with you?" asked Harrison.

"Just be kind and gentle and loving" said Kurt. "So vho iz this lady?"

"Actually I'm gay" said Harrison.

"Vho iz this man?" asked Kurt.

"Jack" said Harrison.

"Tell him how you feel," said Kurt.

"Thanks Kurt" said Harrison.

Kurt met Ororo outside and they walked the three blocks back to the school. Kurt followed Ororo up to her room and instantly fell asleep.

A/N In bad mood so no flames please suggestions would be nice though! That means review! Go Kurt and Ororo! I'll kill Bryan Singer if they don't kiss in X3! Oh and one more thing. Halle Berry might as well deal with the lack of camera time cuz she ain't gonna last long with the films she been doing X-Men is her only hope for survival. You can never let your guard down in Hollywood. Wow this is like the longest chapter I have ever written! So review people! And if you haven't heard already X3 which was originally going to be released 2006(that's what I heard). Is now going to be released in 2005. This is true it came from Bryan's mouth it might change again though.