Uh oh! This Is Definitely Not Good! What would happen if Inuyasha and Hojo where to meet? More importantly, what would happen to Hojo? And what about Kagome? Let's just say Inuyasha probably wouldn't be too happy with her.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, although it is a dream of mine. He belongs to Romiko Takahashi (did I spell it right?). anyway, he is hers. BUT THIS FIC IS MINE! ALL BLOOSY MINE! MUAHAHA! *Inuyasha: Damn right I am. Hey, wait a sec, I don't belong to anyone dammit.

Ok, this is my first fic, so give me a break. I'm a sucker for lemony Inuyasha-Kagome fic, with a little humor twist. And for you Sango and Miroku lovers out there I've included them too. So read and enjoy, and please give me your thoughts. I love praise and welcome constructive criticisms, but don't totally rip me.

Warnings: Strong language (bad Inuyasha, SIT!), and some EXTREMELY BAD HUMOR!

Ch. 1 Hojo's Mistake

Kagome gathered her bag and raced out the door to the mini-shrine in which housed the Bone Eater's Well. Running backwards, she waved to her mom. "Ill be back soon mom, don't worry." "Kagome wait! You still need to finish your chores!" shouted Mrs. Higurashi as she waved a broom at Kagome's backside. Sighing, she went back to her sweeping. There just wasn't any keeping Kagome from her ancient times. The sound of a girl's voice brought Hojo's eyes up. He watched from across the courtyard as Kagome raced into the well house. Smiling, Hojo ran after her, wanting to ask her if she wanted to go to the movies later. Slowly he rehused the lines in his head, and entered the well house just in time to see Kagome jump over the lip of the well. Hojo reached out in fear. "Kagome your gonna break a leg doing tha-aahhhhh!" the schoolboy fell into the well after her, hitting the ground a moment later. Gasping for air, he looked around. Where was Kagome? Standing, he brushed the dirt from his school uniform then looked up the well wall. Huh. He hadn't remembered vines growing out of the well. Oh well. "Hello, is anyone up there, anybody? Heeeellllllooooo?" the disappointed boy let out a growl of frustration and grasped a vine in his hand and started to pull himself up. He had to find Kagome. Now he had his mind set on it, and it had to be done.

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Kagome looked back to the well as she started into the woods. She had thought she heard a 'thump', but it was probably just her. Shrugging her shoulders, she started running into the forest. Inuyasha is gonna kill me, she thought with distaste. I promised him I'd be here early, and it's almost two! If mom hadn't kept me so long doing chores. All that could be heard were her feet padding on the soft forest ground. Suddenly a something with white hair and little dog-ears dropped in front of her. Screaming, Kagome slapped whatever was in her way and ran even faster. The dog-eared something in question fell to the ground with bump and a very colorful oath. Kagome recognized the swearing and turned around. There on the ground sat Inuyasha on his head, a very distraught and angry look on his face. "What in the seven hells was that for bitch?" cried the extremely annoyed demon, a red handprint on his cheek. Kagome turned her nose up and snorted. "To Sit or not to Sit, that is the Sit question." The demon planted face foreword into the dirt three times, yelping in pain. Slowly Kagome circled the demon with a smug look on her face. The demon raised his head carefully and growled deep in his throat. Taking her foot, Kagome pushed his head back into the dirt. "Grr yourself. And next time if you're going to insult me don't use that word because all it does is insult your own kind. I'm not a female dog, so therefor I cant be a you-know-what. Man, no wonder your always getting into trouble. You can't think for yourself." Inuyasha growled deep in his throat once again as Kagome took her foot off his head. Standing he shook like a dog (wait, he is a dog!) and raced after Kagome who was already several feet in front of him. "Your late you know. You said you were going to be here earlier." He snorted, ignoring the throbbing pain in his head. Kagome shot him a look of warning over her shoulder. "And I would have been here on time is I wasn't busy. And you don't have to be such a jerk you know. Is Sango and Shippo and Miroku ready at the village?" Inuyasha hesitated for several steps so he could get out of Kagome's range of hitting. "Yea I guess so. Iv been waiting for your ass all day, so I can't say for-" *Smack!* "Watch your mouth!" she snapped. The demon huffed. "Have you ever tried to watch your mouth? It's impossible unless you have a damn mirror-" *Smack!* "Ok, then ill put it into simpler terms for your petty mind. WATCH WHAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" The demon grumbled softly and continued after Kagome, his head pounding somewhat more than when he had started. :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P

Hojo was gasping for breath when he reached the top of the well. Flopping over the top of the well, he lay on the grass, breathing deeply, sweat forming on his brow. Now he knew he wasn't at Kagome's place anymore. No wellhouse, no house, no Higurashi sweeping the yard. Hojo rested his head against the smooth hard earth, watching the clouds drift in the sky. He had to find Kagome. She was somewhere here, probably lost, and Hojo would come out of nowhere and save her. Standing up at the thought, he started off into the woods when he heard a familiar scream coming from the opposite direction. He would know that voice anywhere. Kagome. Turning on his heel, Hojo raced off into the woods toward the scream. "I'm coming Kagome, don't worr-" Hojo fell face first into a small hole, about an inch deep, a fairly familiar imprint to all of us Inuyasha lovers out there. He coughed and spat the dirt from his mouth, then stood up and dusted himself off again. What a day he was having. :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P

Kagome slung the arrows over her shoulder and grabbed her bow. She looked up at Sango, who was in her demon slaying outfit, her hair up in a tight ponytail. Kilala sat obediantly at her side, chirping every now and then. Outside she could here Inuyasha and Miroku taking about something unknown. "Are you ready Sango? I'm eager to get moving and find some new shards. Inuyasha said he picked up a few tips from other villages." Kagome stepped to stand beside her friend. Sango nodded and sighed. "I just hope we don't run into Naraku today though. I've had enough of that guy." Sango looked down at the floor, a memory of Kuhaku flashing threw her mind. Kagome patted Sango on the back and led her outside. " "it will be ok Sango, well get him one of these days." The boys stopped chatting as Kagome gathered her bike from the side of the hut, strapping her backpack up on it. Kilala transformed into her demonic form and Sango hopped on, Miroku behind her and her boomerang protecting her from any unknown attacks. Inuyasha sat behind Kagome on her bike and Shippo was in her basket as preusuall. Finally the five started off in search of more jewel shards. :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P

"So she was just here?" Hojo questioned. The older lady in whom he spoke to nodded her head lightly. "Kagome was just here. She left no later than two minutes ago. If you hurry you can catch up to her." She older lady motioned down a leery path back into the woods. Hojo nodded and thanked the woman. Kaede watched as the young man started into the woods, wondering how he knew Kagome. Hojo ran with all his might. Already the sun was setting. On the ground he could see the tires of a bike and the footprints of something rather big. He followed them to a spot under some trees where we was greeted by a fire. And sitting next to it was..(suspense, lol) :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P :P:P:P:P:P

"Can we stop, my legs hurt from sitting in here," whined Shippo from the basket. Inuyasha growled. He was tired of the kitsune's whining. "Shut up whelp. If they hurt so much then start walking." Kagome looked over her shoulder and eyed the demon. "Well, my legs hurt too Inuyasha." Sango and Miroku nodded in unison, and Kilala stopped to look at Inuyasha. The cornered hanyou looked from face to face, then threw his hands up in retreat. "Ok fine lets make camp!" Kagome sighed and jumped off her bike. Shippo leaped from the basket and stretched on the ground. Kilala sat emediantly and both surprised Miroku and Sango slid down her back until Sango was on Miroku. The priest smiled as Sango came to rest on his lap. "You don't have to move you know," he coed. Taking her fist, Sango socked him right in the cheek and got off of the cat, and Kilala followed, dumping Miroku in the dirt in pain. "You really should know by now not to come on to a women like that. It didn't work with Kagome and I can tell you right now it isn't working with Sango." Shippo said as he piled up some wood next to a rock. Miroku smiled. "You know, I think she likes me." Taking a match, Kagome lit a small twig and watched as it burned slowly, ignigting the rest of the wood on fire. She smiled in satisfaction as Inuyasha carried a pile of leaves and spread them on the ground. She sat down and listened to Inuyasha talk about the jewel, Sango about her life, then Miroku, Shippo and finally her. One by one the companions drifted off into a heavy sleep until only Inuyasha and Kagome were left awake. The demon was staring thoughtfully into the flames, as if mesmerized by them. Kagome stole a glance at him over her shoulder, then went back to poking at a leaf with a small twig. She didn't know what to think about Inuyasha and Kikyo. She was scared out of her mind of Kikyo, afraid that she might try and kill her before anything happened between her and Inuyasha. Wait, hold on, back up. Nothing is gonna happen between us. I mean, I don't even like him, do I? Color raced to her cheeks and she blushed softly. Inuyasha noticed her discomfort and looked at her over his shoulder. "What's wrong?" he said in a low husky voice. Kagome tried to swallow the embarrassment, but it wasn't happening. Inuyasha just sat there and stared at her. Finally Kagome had had enough. She waved her hand in front of his face and waited for the reaction. The demon looked away, yawning softly. A light breeze tugged at his hair. Suddenly something caught his nose. Scrambling to his feet, he sniffed the air once again and caught the scent.

Kagome grew a little leery and tugged on the hanyou's kimono. "Inuyasha, what is it?" "Someone, but not a demon, but I'm gonna go see who it is, stay there." The demon leapt into the air, and Kagome snuggled closer to Sango and Kilala. Inuyasha soared threw the air. Yes, it was a human, and a male. Instinctively Inuyasha had to protect his territory. That and whatever was in it, most importantly Kagome. Slipping threw some menacing tree branches Inuyasha landed softly on a tree branch high enough to keep him hidden yet so he could also see the intruder. He appeared to be a young man, about Kagome's age. The demon smiled and leapt from the tree, flipping in the air and landing about two inches in front of his victim. The boy yelled with surprise and fell backwards. Glancing over his shoulder, Inuyasha looked to see Kagome looking in there direction. "Inuyasha, who is it?" said Kagome as she started to rise. "Kagome! I told you to stay there! Don't move." Hojo raised his head at his love's name. Kagome? Suddenly he was nose to nose with the dog creature again, who snarled into his face. "This is my territory, my lands. Why are you here? Tell me now before I get too hungry." The demon said in a deadly whisper-growl. Slowly he raised one clawed hand and stared to crack his knuckles, then smiled, showing off his gleaming white fangs. Hojo crawled backwards and was just about to state his purpose when Kagome gasped. Both demon and boy looked up to see Kagome, her hand partially over her mouth, eyes wide with shock. "Hojo? Is it really you?" she said barley above a whisper. The boy nodded, then glanced at the angry demon that was staring at Kagome with disbelief. Pushing Inuyasha over, Kagome grabbed Hojo's hand and helped him up. The demon eyed Kagome as she helped brush him off. "Kagome, can I talk to you for a moment?" the demon started off in towards a thicker part of the woods. Kagome looked at Hojo, pointed to the fire then started off behind Inuyasha. Finally they stopped next to a huge tree in the center of a small clearing. Inuyasha turned his back to Kagome, who was completely puzzled. "So who is that boy," he growled softly. Kagome looked at the demon with confusion. "His name is Hojo. He's my friend from my time." She smiled weakly and stepped toward the hanyou. Inuyasha tilted his head and snarled. "So you let him come here? How in the seven hells did he manage to do that? He doesn't have a jewel shard." Kagome frowned. "How am I supposed to know. I didn't tell anyone outside of my family, not any of my friends, not even my boyfrien-" Kagome cut the sentence short. She liked Hojo, but not in that way. She began to blush and she turned away from Inuyasha, her face turning a dark crimson. The demon's eyes grew wide. She had a boyfriend? A pang of jealousy turned his stomach. Growling, he turned away and headed back towards the makeshift camp.