"Exercising"
by julie
Disclaimers: fic. fanfic. FAN FICTION. I am a fan. This is fiction. Thank you.
Pairings: uhh...
Rating: G
Ahahaha...I came up with this idea when in school. Interesting no?
Also, this is not what you think. On the other hand, it could be if you're perceptive. ^_~
For those who think I copied Erin-chan, read the footnote.
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Kazusa wandered down the halls of JuOhCho and peered inside every open door. Where was Tsuzuki? She heard that he always had lots of sweets. As she walked along, she heard interesting moaning sounds coming from behind a closed door. She stopped. This was the big scary man's office. Tatsumi, his name was.
What were those weird noises? She tried to open the door, but even standing on tiptoe she could not turn the doorknob. Too short.
"Kazusa! There you are!" Hisoka called, running toward her. He caught up and bent down.
"What were you doing, wandering around?" he scolded. "You could get lost in here!"
Kazusa grinned happily and waved a tiny hand. "Hiii Hisoka!!" she gestured toward the door. "What's going on in there?"
Hisoka turned toward the office and visibly paled as he listened the the sounds inside:
"Ohhhhhh..." that sounded like Watari.
There was a dull thud, then, Watari screamed, "TATSUUUUUMIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!"
Then, Tatsumi's voice, low and soft, purred, "Do you want more, Watari-san?"
The only thing that answered him were shuddering gasps.
Hisoka turned toward the little girl and tried to explain, "Aaa..Watari-san and Tatsumi-san are...exercising! Now let's go." He tried to herd her in the other direction.
Kazusa cocked her pigtailed head adorably to the side. "Why do they need to exercise in his office? Why can't they do it outside?"
"Weell..."
"Hiiisoookaa!!!" Tsuzuki came running over, brandishing Pocky around. He caught sight of Kazusa, grinned, and offered her a chocolate-covered stick. "Kazusa-chan! How nice to see you here!"
"Sorry I can't talk now, I gotta ask Tatsumi something!" And with that, Tsuzuki shoved open the door and went in.
"Tsuzuki! No!" Hisoka yelped, then reached down to cover Kazusa's eyes and spun around. A few seconds later, the door creaked again, and a pale and shaking Tsuzuki came back out, shutting the door behind him.
He hesitantly stammered, "I just...saw...something. Tatsumi was...to Watari..."
Hisoka nodded. "I know."
"Let's go somewhere else. Anywhere else. Where we can't hear them." Tsuzuki grabbed Hisoka and Kazusa and ran away to somewhere within the big building.
Meanwhile, back in Tatsumi's office...
Watari collapsed on his stomach, gasping for breath.
Tatsumi stood over him and barked, "Only twenty-eight! That's pathetic, Watari-san! Drop and give me fifty!!"
Watari turned his head and looked up at him with imploring eyes. "No more push-ups, please, Tatsumi? I'm not very physically fit, seeing as how I spend all my days in the lab."
Tatsumi smirked evilly. "All the more reason to. Maybe next time you'll learn not to drink my coffee." He kicked Watari in the side. "Get up! Start exercising!"
Watari moaned then pushed himself back on his arms and raised himself up, muttering, "It was just a sip. What's wrong with you? Twenty-nine..."
At the same time, somewhere else in the building...
"Uh, Hisoka? I think we're lost."
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Soo, did you know it all along? Or were you like Hisoka? *grins*
Thanks for reading! ^^
Note: After posting this up, there were a few people who thought I stole the idea from SupremeOverlordErin-chan's Red Herrings [1180559]. After reading over the story again I realized, yeah, it does sound very, very similar. However, this idea came to me during daydreaming in school, and Erin-chan's Red Herrings are so much better than this little thing I wrote that it's kinda obvious I didn't plagiarize (or however you spell it). I meant no disrespect or copying, and Erin-chan, if you're reading this, I am really, truly sorry.
:3
julie
3/5/03
