Meki: And the third installment of Guardians is back up.
Angel: Hmph.
Meki: Don't be mad! Hey, I got it up!
Angel: Fine.
Meki: I am so going to be dead by the end of this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Chapter 1
We join the GX gang and the Guardians in the Slifer Cafeteria during lunch.
"I do not see why they don't just get together already!" Blaire muttered just for the group of kids to hear. She was talking about, of course, Jaden and Jeanna who were sitting at a separate table, talking and laughing. They had, obviously, finished their lunch already.
"I think Jaden's biding his time," Alexis said. The guys at the table, except Jesse, sighed and rolled their eyes. The conversation was turning into an "All Girls Conversation" meaning you had to be girly enough just to know what the hell they were saying. Jesse wanted to do it, but his girlfriend, Jenna, would smack him for it.
"Yeah but Jeanna has a problem coming up," Flare muttered to herself.
"What do you mean?" Alexis and Blaire asked.
"Jeanna's eighteenth birthday is coming up," Terri said. "Meaning…"
"Meaning… What?" Alexis asked.
"Meaning it's time for her to receive the Coronation," Jenna stated.
"The Coronation?" Blaire asked, and Jenny sighed.
"Coronation, get it?" She said exasperatedly. "Meaning it's almost time that she takes over the throne and ruling the dimensions." The kids "Oohed" and nodded to what Jenny said. Before anybody could say anything, a small flash of light appeared around the kids and Faith appeared on Jenna's lap with a note in her mouth.
"Well," Jenna said, "Looks like Jeanna has another message from her parents. Lucky Faith likes me just as much as she likes Jeanna."
"Well, what does it say?" Flare asked, and the kids nodded. They didn't care about reading Jeanna's mail from her parents. They were iffy at first, but know they were alright.
"Alright," Jenna said, "It says:
Dear Jeanna,
As you know, in a week it will be your eighteenth birthday, meaning it will be time for you to take over the throne. Meaning, you will have to marry in a week.
The kids gasped, and looked over to Jaden and Jeanna, shocked.
"An arranged marriage!" Alexis mouthed to Jenna, and Jenna nodded disapprovingly. Jenna continued to read.
You will be marrying a son of one of your mother's friends. He is a nice boy, and you will like him when you see him. We expect you, Flare, and Terri to return to the castle by tomorrow evening. The wedding will take place on your birthday. Well, we'll talk to you in a couple days.
Jenna didn't read the last bit, which was just Jason's signature.
"I better give this to her," Jenna said, forcing a happy face and walking over to Jeanna.
"Hey, Jeanna," She said cheerfully, holding out the letter, "Faith accidentally came to me with your mail again. So, here it is." Jeanna nodded.
"Thanks Jenna," She said, "I'll read it later." And she went back to reading.
Later that day, out at the Abandoned Dorm where the kids met after school, Jeanna read the letter out loud to them, and screamed when she found out about her arranged marriage.
"What the Hell!" She shouted furiously. "What the fuck does this mean!"
"Ummm…It means you get an arranged marriage?" Sam said unwisely. Jeanna growled at him.
"I knew that already thank you very much Captain Obvious," Jeanna growled.
"Always happy to help and be on duty," Sam said, saluting Jeanna with a grin. Jeanna rolled her eyes and headed for the door.
"Where are you going?" Jenny asked.
"Out." Came the curt reply. "Don't follow me. I need some time alone to… think things over." The door was slammed shut.
"Wish we could do something," Jaden muttered, staring at the door.
But there is something you can do, A disembodied voice said.
"What do you want Ilyana?" Jenny snapped, "We don't want any of your tricks today." The ghost queen shrugged her shoulder as she appeared on the chandelier of the room they were in.
"What is up with you and Chandeliers anyway?" Jaden asked. Ilyana shrugged her shoulders.
That's for another time, she said, Right now, you wanted an answer, didn't you? Well, I've brought it to you.
"What are you talking about?" Chazz snapped. Ilyana giggled.
I mean, there's one answer. She said. What about being a wedding crasher? You know, like a party crasher? You crash the wedding? Jaden stared blankly at Ilyana.
"Meaning?" He asked, and Ilyana laughed.
You know that part where the preacher goes, "Speak now or forever hold your peace"? In the sermon? Ilyana asked.
"Yeah," Alexis said.
Well, all you have to do is get Jaden to say, "I object" and stop the marriage. Ilyana said, Then he and Jeanna can have their happily ever after. The kids nodded and started talking about how to get Jeanna to let them come and not let their true reason out.
Ilyana laughed silently to herself as she disappeared.
This is going to be the funnest wedding ever! She gloated to herself, And it's going to be more exciting. Now, how to stir up some trouble as well? O, I know! Put hot sauce in the cake, soak the guests when they enter, switch the salt and pepper shakers and fill them with chili powder, talk Symara into getting lose and wreaking havoc, and lotsa other fun stuff! Yup, this is going to be a hell of a fun wedding! Ilyana laughed silently to herself.
What was going to happen next?
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Angel: What the (censored)! Jenna's going the (censored) out with Jesse! No (censored) way? Layla, bring my chainsaw!
Meki: Down Angel. I don't want to release Alyssa.
Angel: What can she do!
Meki: Well... The girls were doing a test with her last night...
Angel: And?
Meki: They wanted to see how fast it would take for Alyssa to get drunk enough to act like she was on coffee and...
Angel: And?
Meki: It took three shots.
Angel: Damn, that must be strong stuff they gave her!
Meki: Nope. It was the weakest thing they had.
Angel: (twitch) That cat has issues.
Meki: You know it. So, that ends chapter 1. So how was it? Leave reviews, and if you have anymore ideas for how Ilyana can stir up more trouble, it's always welcome!
-Meki signing out-
