Author's Note- Soooo…this was the product of a game played at a Doctor Who fanclub meeting. What we did was we each started a story and we wrote for a minute and then passed the paper to the next person in the circle. They wrote for a minute and passed it on. And so on, and so on for a couple of rounds. Seven people contributed to this story so if it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, that's why. It was supposed to be funny but some of it may be offensive. Don't blame me. Those weren't my parts. Sorry if you're offended. Enjoy!
Doctor Who Randomness
The Doctor sat in the TARDIS, enjoying his alone time. Music was blasting through the TARDIS. As the sweet licks of Blood on the Dance Floor soothed his crying soul he sighed and took a swig of Dalek blood ale, which was made from actual Daleks he had killed. He drank to celebrate the victories, but missed. He drank it as he masturbated.
"Yeah huyah! Daleks can die!" he yelled. He zipped his pants up, got in his car, and grabbed his shotgun. "TEXAS!" Robert E. Lee came down from on high and asked the Doctor to save the Confederacy. He said yes because owning slaves was his god-given right. But he was distracted by barbecue because Confederates were really stupid. It was stupid because if he believed in "lesser people" being slaves, wouldn't he just enslave the entire planet of Earth? But he wouldn't do that. He would only enslave the people that didn't like Blood on the Dance Floor. He ran a Hello Kitty nail polished hand through his scene hair. It seemed like a good idea actually so the Doctor enslaved all humans but the Master saved them and freed them because just this one time, everybody lives. But just then, the Doctor just remembered his Southern history. He was from the south of Galifrey!
"The South will rise again! The Master is a dirty Yankee!" the Doctor yelled as he ate a rack of spare ribs.
"You have insulted my honor!" said Colonel Master T. Beauregard. They both took out their pistols (NOT A EUPHEMISM! -this was actually in the person's writing) and aimed them at each other. They both fired at the same time and both died, leaving the people of Earth free forever.
A/N- This was weird. You can say it. I'm fine with it. I hope it didn't horribly offend anyone.
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