"Water 35 L, Carbon 20 kg, Ammonia 4 L, Lime 1.5 kg, Phosphorous 800 g, Salt 250… ugh what am I kidding Alphonse, I'll never be able to revive anyone," said Edward. A few moments later, a news alert came on the old rundown TV in their shared home.

"All residents of Konohagakure please evacuate the vicinity immediately," the TV fuzzed to static.

"What is Konohagakure?" Asked the younger of the two boys banging the TV in hopes that it would turn back on. As the TV turned back on, slowly fuzzing to the screen again the TV said something that alerted Edward.

"The man claimed to be Edward Elric. The police are now in pursuit of the man known as Edward Elric."

"I'm going to catch the next boat to 'Konohagakure,'" shouted Edward clutching Alphonse's arm. "We need to clear my name and catch this clone of me."

2 days pass

"Finally I'm here!" Shouted Edward over the loud commotion of the boat's motor.

The boy disembarked the boat and saw an orange blur pass. Edward glared at the ninja and said "doesn't he look like a moron," Said Edward in an unimpressed tone, "Who is he I wonder."

"That's Naruto Uzumaki, the savior of the leaf village and smite of the Akatsuki who are somehow being revived now," chimed the sailor as Edward glared.

"Who are the akatsuki?" asked Edward. The sailor pulled up the old wanted posters. "Sasori of the red sand, Deidara of the stone village, Madara of the leaf, Hidan of the steam, Kakuzu of the waterfall, zetsu of unknown origin, Kisame of the mist, Itachi of the leaf, Konan of the rain, and "Pein of the rain," said Edward as he glanced at their photos. "It's time to find that Naruto kid," said Edward as he rushed off after the orange blur.

Finally, Naruto stopped dead in his tracks and so did Edward. Naruto yelled, "Kakuzu! Stop!" Edward ran toward Naruto.

"Naruto I'm Edward, but I'm the real Edward, the one that is reviving the Akatsuki is not the real Edward," explained Edward. "The one that revived the Akatsuki is surely using alchemy."

"what is alchemy?" Naruto asked

"Alchemy is the ancient metaphysical science of manipulating and altering matter by using natural energy," Explained Edward

"So it's like sage mode?" said Naruto making unreal analogies.

"Sure. Less talk more fight he's already gained the upper hand," exclaimed Edward in a ticked off voice. "lets go!"

Naruto started with a feint, then he planted on the ground, then he wove some… hand signs? After the small sequence of hand signs the ninja shouted "MASSIVE HAREM JUTSU!" Following that, his one form turned into hundreds, of sexy women. As Edward's jaw dropped to the ground Kakuzu clutched his chest falling down. Then bursting into thousands of tentacle-like things, Kakuzu smirked under the tentacles coming out of his mouth.

Naruto shouted, "aim for the masks on his back, they act as his hearts." Edward leapt forward and chopped off the blue wooden mask peering out of the was at that moment, a tall man with gray hair that stood up on its own slanting to the side, and an average sized pink haired girl jumped out of a bush, both with a glowing hand hit a mask and then tried for Edward. Naruto shouted, "sensei, Sakura, he is not the enemy, I'll explain later, focus on Kakuzu!"

With Kakuzu left with only one mask Naruto shouted at the top of his lungs, "RASENGAN!" he bound off the nearby tree and hit Kakuzu's last mask with a glowing energy ball. Kakazu fell to the ground with a thud. "Let's go to the ramen shop in the leaf, I'll explain everything there," said Naruto with a smirk.