Ever been annoyed at someone and wanted to kill them? Well, here is your chance!
Wanted: Sith Apprentice (the last ones sadly died)
Warning: this job is not open to Jedi. Unless you want to serve the Dark Side of the Force. I don't want another lecture on how killing Gungans is rude.
Thank you,
Darth Sideous
Qualifications
Must not be whiny, annoying, or a Gungan.
Must be willing to use anger and hate.
Must have a strong connection with the Force.
NO COMPLAINING ALLOWED!
Responsibilities
Killing/ maiming Jedi (Please, do not try this on yourself first.).
Doing whatever I feel like making you do. :)
Keeping the Gungan population under check.
Good Things About Your New Job
Cool powers that can help you save a loved one!
Power over death!
Cool, new, lightsaber!
Actually interesting training!
Force lightning!
Getting rid of Gungans!
How to Apply
Call Chancellor Palpatine at 1-800-SITH-LORD.
Pick a cool name, and put 'Darth' in front of it.
Making a red lightsaber. (Must be awesome.)
Welcome! You are now a Sith Lord!
-Darth "Chancellor Sheev Palpatine" Sidious
NOW HIRING!
