Ever been annoyed at someone and wanted to kill them? Well, here is your chance!

Wanted: Sith Apprentice (the last ones sadly died)

Warning: this job is not open to Jedi. Unless you want to serve the Dark Side of the Force. I don't want another lecture on how killing Gungans is rude.

Thank you,

Darth Sideous

Qualifications

Must not be whiny, annoying, or a Gungan.

Must be willing to use anger and hate.

Must have a strong connection with the Force.

NO COMPLAINING ALLOWED!

Responsibilities

Killing/ maiming Jedi (Please, do not try this on yourself first.).

Doing whatever I feel like making you do. :)

Keeping the Gungan population under check.

Good Things About Your New Job

Cool powers that can help you save a loved one!

Power over death!

Cool, new, lightsaber!

Actually interesting training!

Force lightning!

Getting rid of Gungans!

How to Apply

Call Chancellor Palpatine at 1-800-SITH-LORD.

Pick a cool name, and put 'Darth' in front of it.

Making a red lightsaber. (Must be awesome.)

Welcome! You are now a Sith Lord!

-Darth "Chancellor Sheev Palpatine" Sidious

NOW HIRING!