Hello and welcome to my first ever funny fic. This was inspired by the stupid episode where Jou and Mai like each other. ROAR!
Disclaimer: I do not own Joe, Steve, Dora, Boots, or any other character off of Blue's Clues. That idea was all AFKA Liz. I am giving her the credit. AFKA Liz… YOU ROCK!
Well… here starts the fic, Yami's Insanity.
Chapter 1 - The Madness Begins!
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(*Somewhere in Yu-Gi-Oh! Land*)
Yami: Guys, I'm bored.
Yugi: *leans against Yami* *yawns*
Jou: Yeah, me too.
Bakura: I almost miss those times we went to little kid's TV land.
Seto: How did you all get in my house again?!
Malik: ...
Seto: *growls*
Everyone: *disappears*
(*In some American studio*)
Bakura: Wtf, how'd we get here?
Jou: And where exactly is "here?"
Sign: *appears* You are at an American Anime Production Studio, you idiot.
Ryou: Now, that wasn't very nice.
Seto: v_v I wanna go home.
Jou: 'He looks so cute when he's sad.' It's okay, Seto. I'll keep you company! *walks over to Seto and puts his arms around him*
Yugi: Why are we here anyway?
Mysterious Voice: I am so glad you asked.
Yami: Who the hell are you?
Malik: And where'd you come from?
Marik: And why is everyone asking you questions?
Kalina: My name is Kalina, and I have brought you all here, so I can yell at the goddamned American idiots that made Jou and Mai hook up on American Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Everyone: *GASP*
Seto: THEY DID WHAT?!?
Jou: But... but... I'm with Seto... v_v
Seto: *comforts Jou*
Kalina: I know, I know. They screwed up a lot of other stuff too. I'll explain the rest when we talk to The Idiots.
Seto: I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!!!
Everyone: YEAH!! *leaves*
(*In the Producer's Office*)
Kalina: What the hell do you guys think you're doing screwing with Yu-Gi-Oh!?
Jou: ...You made me... and Mai... AHHHHH! *falls on the ground, rocking back and forth, hugging his knees* ...Why...?
Seto: GRR... Look at what you did to my Jou! DIE!!!! *attacks Producer*
Kalina: *stops Seto* No... First... I have to complain!
Seto: v_v Fine. *sits next to Jou*
Kalina: You gay-ass faggets! You're all anti-yaoi! Why? Why?!! First, you screw up Set and Jou. Then you make Anzu say all the Friendship crap. I mean, she's worse enough without her "speeches."
Anzu: *runs away crying*
Yami: O_O How'd she get here?
Yugi: O_O I dunno. Shhh...
Kalina: And what's with giving half the characters English names? Ex: Jou-Joey, Honda-Tristan, Anzu-Tea... ect. If that's not worse enough, Ryou and Malik don't even exist!
Bakura: WTF! I'm gonna kill these bastards!
Kalina: Hold on, Bakura. Let me explain. They call Ryou "Bakura" and Bakura "Bakura." You see, they've called Ryou "Bakura" from the beginning. This Bakura has a good side (Ryou) and a bad side (Bakura). But they're still the same person. These idiots don't realize that the Ryou/Bakura thing is the same as the Yugi/Yami thing. It gets me so pissed when they call Ryou "Bakura."
Ryou and Bakura: Grrrr...
Kalina: Then they go and call Malik "Marik!"
Malik: WHAT!
Kalina: Yeah. Marik doesn't even exist. Seriously.
Malik: I'm gonna rip these bitches' heads off!
Kalina: STOP! I'm not done yet! Now, if you all think that was bad, you're in for a shock. These... these, MONSTERS are ANTI-YAOI!!! There's no fluff. NOTHING! Yami and Yugi don't get together. Neither does Seto and Jou, Bakura and Ryou, and Malik and Marik. AND THESE FOUL CREATURES CALL ANZU "CUTE!!!"
Everyone: *GASP*
All the yamis: *trying to kill everyone in the studio*
All the hikaris: *trying to stop their yamis*
Jou/Mai Fans: *are very offended* WE HATE GAY PEOPLE!
Everyone: *stops*
Kalina: Yeah well, you wanna know what I think?
*silence*
Kalina: FUCK YOU! *gives Jou/Mai Fans the finger*
Jou/Seto Fans: KAWAII!!!
Kalina: Yaoi ROCKS! ...Oh yeah, no offense to you, Mai. I think you're the coolest girl character on Yu-Gi-Oh!. But when the put you with Jou, that just pisses me off.
Mai: None taken... But if Jou has Seto, who do I have?
Kalina: MOKUBA!
Yami: Yeah, so, anyway... where were we?
Bakura: Right here! *about to strangle a stray and very unfortunate janitor*
Mysterious Voice: No! Wait!
Everyone: Huh?
Mysterious Voice: NO MORE KILLING!!!
Joe, Steve, Dora, and Boots: *appear*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yami: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... NOOOOOO!!!!!!! *beats head off walls*
Bakura: What the he-
Steve: HELLO!!!
Bakura: AHH! *runs around in circles*
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Will this madness ever end for Yami and the rest of the cast? Review and wait for the next episode of Yami's Insanity!
Well, I hope you all enjoyed the story. I'll update as soon as I can. Please R/R. Ja ne!
~Kalina
Disclaimer: I do not own Joe, Steve, Dora, Boots, or any other character off of Blue's Clues. That idea was all AFKA Liz. I am giving her the credit. AFKA Liz… YOU ROCK!
Well… here starts the fic, Yami's Insanity.
Chapter 1 - The Madness Begins!
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(*Somewhere in Yu-Gi-Oh! Land*)
Yami: Guys, I'm bored.
Yugi: *leans against Yami* *yawns*
Jou: Yeah, me too.
Bakura: I almost miss those times we went to little kid's TV land.
Seto: How did you all get in my house again?!
Malik: ...
Seto: *growls*
Everyone: *disappears*
(*In some American studio*)
Bakura: Wtf, how'd we get here?
Jou: And where exactly is "here?"
Sign: *appears* You are at an American Anime Production Studio, you idiot.
Ryou: Now, that wasn't very nice.
Seto: v_v I wanna go home.
Jou: 'He looks so cute when he's sad.' It's okay, Seto. I'll keep you company! *walks over to Seto and puts his arms around him*
Yugi: Why are we here anyway?
Mysterious Voice: I am so glad you asked.
Yami: Who the hell are you?
Malik: And where'd you come from?
Marik: And why is everyone asking you questions?
Kalina: My name is Kalina, and I have brought you all here, so I can yell at the goddamned American idiots that made Jou and Mai hook up on American Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Everyone: *GASP*
Seto: THEY DID WHAT?!?
Jou: But... but... I'm with Seto... v_v
Seto: *comforts Jou*
Kalina: I know, I know. They screwed up a lot of other stuff too. I'll explain the rest when we talk to The Idiots.
Seto: I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!!!
Everyone: YEAH!! *leaves*
(*In the Producer's Office*)
Kalina: What the hell do you guys think you're doing screwing with Yu-Gi-Oh!?
Jou: ...You made me... and Mai... AHHHHH! *falls on the ground, rocking back and forth, hugging his knees* ...Why...?
Seto: GRR... Look at what you did to my Jou! DIE!!!! *attacks Producer*
Kalina: *stops Seto* No... First... I have to complain!
Seto: v_v Fine. *sits next to Jou*
Kalina: You gay-ass faggets! You're all anti-yaoi! Why? Why?!! First, you screw up Set and Jou. Then you make Anzu say all the Friendship crap. I mean, she's worse enough without her "speeches."
Anzu: *runs away crying*
Yami: O_O How'd she get here?
Yugi: O_O I dunno. Shhh...
Kalina: And what's with giving half the characters English names? Ex: Jou-Joey, Honda-Tristan, Anzu-Tea... ect. If that's not worse enough, Ryou and Malik don't even exist!
Bakura: WTF! I'm gonna kill these bastards!
Kalina: Hold on, Bakura. Let me explain. They call Ryou "Bakura" and Bakura "Bakura." You see, they've called Ryou "Bakura" from the beginning. This Bakura has a good side (Ryou) and a bad side (Bakura). But they're still the same person. These idiots don't realize that the Ryou/Bakura thing is the same as the Yugi/Yami thing. It gets me so pissed when they call Ryou "Bakura."
Ryou and Bakura: Grrrr...
Kalina: Then they go and call Malik "Marik!"
Malik: WHAT!
Kalina: Yeah. Marik doesn't even exist. Seriously.
Malik: I'm gonna rip these bitches' heads off!
Kalina: STOP! I'm not done yet! Now, if you all think that was bad, you're in for a shock. These... these, MONSTERS are ANTI-YAOI!!! There's no fluff. NOTHING! Yami and Yugi don't get together. Neither does Seto and Jou, Bakura and Ryou, and Malik and Marik. AND THESE FOUL CREATURES CALL ANZU "CUTE!!!"
Everyone: *GASP*
All the yamis: *trying to kill everyone in the studio*
All the hikaris: *trying to stop their yamis*
Jou/Mai Fans: *are very offended* WE HATE GAY PEOPLE!
Everyone: *stops*
Kalina: Yeah well, you wanna know what I think?
*silence*
Kalina: FUCK YOU! *gives Jou/Mai Fans the finger*
Jou/Seto Fans: KAWAII!!!
Kalina: Yaoi ROCKS! ...Oh yeah, no offense to you, Mai. I think you're the coolest girl character on Yu-Gi-Oh!. But when the put you with Jou, that just pisses me off.
Mai: None taken... But if Jou has Seto, who do I have?
Kalina: MOKUBA!
Yami: Yeah, so, anyway... where were we?
Bakura: Right here! *about to strangle a stray and very unfortunate janitor*
Mysterious Voice: No! Wait!
Everyone: Huh?
Mysterious Voice: NO MORE KILLING!!!
Joe, Steve, Dora, and Boots: *appear*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yami: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... NOOOOOO!!!!!!! *beats head off walls*
Bakura: What the he-
Steve: HELLO!!!
Bakura: AHH! *runs around in circles*
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Will this madness ever end for Yami and the rest of the cast? Review and wait for the next episode of Yami's Insanity!
Well, I hope you all enjoyed the story. I'll update as soon as I can. Please R/R. Ja ne!
~Kalina
