Hello and welcome to my first ever funny fic. This was inspired by the stupid episode where Jou and Mai like each other. ROAR!

Disclaimer: I do not own Joe, Steve, Dora, Boots, or any other character off of Blue's Clues. That idea was all AFKA Liz. I am giving her the credit. AFKA Liz… YOU ROCK!

Well… here starts the fic, Yami's Insanity.

Chapter 1 - The Madness Begins!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(*Somewhere in Yu-Gi-Oh! Land*)



Yami: Guys, I'm bored.



Yugi: *leans against Yami* *yawns*



Jou: Yeah, me too.



Bakura: I almost miss those times we went to little kid's TV land.



Seto: How did you all get in my house again?!



Malik: ...



Seto: *growls*



Everyone: *disappears*



(*In some American studio*)



Bakura: Wtf, how'd we get here?



Jou: And where exactly is "here?"



Sign: *appears* You are at an American Anime Production Studio, you idiot.



Ryou: Now, that wasn't very nice.



Seto: v_v I wanna go home.



Jou: 'He looks so cute when he's sad.' It's okay, Seto. I'll keep you company! *walks over to Seto and puts his arms around him*



Yugi: Why are we here anyway?



Mysterious Voice: I am so glad you asked.



Yami: Who the hell are you?



Malik: And where'd you come from?



Marik: And why is everyone asking you questions?



Kalina: My name is Kalina, and I have brought you all here, so I can yell at the goddamned American idiots that made Jou and Mai hook up on American Yu-Gi-Oh!!



Everyone: *GASP*



Seto: THEY DID WHAT?!?



Jou: But... but... I'm with Seto... v_v



Seto: *comforts Jou*



Kalina: I know, I know. They screwed up a lot of other stuff too. I'll explain the rest when we talk to The Idiots.



Seto: I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!!!



Everyone: YEAH!! *leaves*



(*In the Producer's Office*)



Kalina: What the hell do you guys think you're doing screwing with Yu-Gi-Oh!?



Jou: ...You made me... and Mai... AHHHHH! *falls on the ground, rocking back and forth, hugging his knees* ...Why...?



Seto: GRR... Look at what you did to my Jou! DIE!!!! *attacks Producer*



Kalina: *stops Seto* No... First... I have to complain!



Seto: v_v Fine. *sits next to Jou*



Kalina: You gay-ass faggets! You're all anti-yaoi! Why? Why?!! First, you screw up Set and Jou. Then you make Anzu say all the Friendship crap. I mean, she's worse enough without her "speeches."



Anzu: *runs away crying*



Yami: O_O How'd she get here?



Yugi: O_O I dunno. Shhh...



Kalina: And what's with giving half the characters English names? Ex: Jou-Joey, Honda-Tristan, Anzu-Tea... ect. If that's not worse enough, Ryou and Malik don't even exist!



Bakura: WTF! I'm gonna kill these bastards!



Kalina: Hold on, Bakura. Let me explain. They call Ryou "Bakura" and Bakura "Bakura." You see, they've called Ryou "Bakura" from the beginning. This Bakura has a good side (Ryou) and a bad side (Bakura). But they're still the same person. These idiots don't realize that the Ryou/Bakura thing is the same as the Yugi/Yami thing. It gets me so pissed when they call Ryou "Bakura."



Ryou and Bakura: Grrrr...



Kalina: Then they go and call Malik "Marik!"



Malik: WHAT!



Kalina: Yeah. Marik doesn't even exist. Seriously.



Malik: I'm gonna rip these bitches' heads off!



Kalina: STOP! I'm not done yet! Now, if you all think that was bad, you're in for a shock. These... these, MONSTERS are ANTI-YAOI!!! There's no fluff. NOTHING! Yami and Yugi don't get together. Neither does Seto and Jou, Bakura and Ryou, and Malik and Marik. AND THESE FOUL CREATURES CALL ANZU "CUTE!!!"



Everyone: *GASP*



All the yamis: *trying to kill everyone in the studio*



All the hikaris: *trying to stop their yamis*



Jou/Mai Fans: *are very offended* WE HATE GAY PEOPLE!



Everyone: *stops*



Kalina: Yeah well, you wanna know what I think?



*silence*



Kalina: FUCK YOU! *gives Jou/Mai Fans the finger*



Jou/Seto Fans: KAWAII!!!



Kalina: Yaoi ROCKS! ...Oh yeah, no offense to you, Mai. I think you're the coolest girl character on Yu-Gi-Oh!. But when the put you with Jou, that just pisses me off.



Mai: None taken... But if Jou has Seto, who do I have?



Kalina: MOKUBA!



Yami: Yeah, so, anyway... where were we?



Bakura: Right here! *about to strangle a stray and very unfortunate janitor*



Mysterious Voice: No! Wait!



Everyone: Huh?



Mysterious Voice: NO MORE KILLING!!!



Joe, Steve, Dora, and Boots: *appear*



Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



Yami: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... NOOOOOO!!!!!!! *beats head off walls*



Bakura: What the he-



Steve: HELLO!!!



Bakura: AHH! *runs around in circles*



----------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Will this madness ever end for Yami and the rest of the cast? Review and wait for the next episode of Yami's Insanity!





Well, I hope you all enjoyed the story. I'll update as soon as I can. Please R/R. Ja ne!



~Kalina