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What the guards at Arkham should've said when the Joker got free and got people killed.

The Joker slammed into the orderly on the left and wrapped his hands around the guard, using the plastic quick-cuffs to suffocate the man. As the patient pacification system was designed by Wayne Industries to be hack-proof, the only thing Batman could do was watch through the glass window as the Joker killed two people and ran off into the confines of Arkham, his goons already taking control of the island.

The Batman growled at the Joker, punching the TV screen. "You'll pay for this Joker!"

One of the guards that was in the booth simply rolled his eyes, having heard the Batman's promises of pain and what-not over the course of his career at Arkham surprisingly.

"'You'll pay for this!'" The guard mocked. "Sheesh, give me a break. Every time you say the same thing, and everytime after you catch these guys, they break out again. When the hell are you going to wizen up?" He demanded.

"Seriously." The other guard chimed in. "I know you're fighting for justice and everything, but I think after several breakouts and a few hundred deaths at the Joker's hands is grounds for immediate termination."

The Batman turned around, narrowing his eyes at the two guards. "Just because they don't obey the law doesn't mean we stoop to their level." He growled. "It's the right thing to do."

Guard Number One rolled his eyes. "'I'll put you behind bars!' You say. 'It's the right thing to do!' You say. You SUCK, Batman."

Deciding he didn't want to listen to this abuse, he quickly knocked out both of them.