Note: I tried to use bold and italics but I found it difficult on my mobile device. So what should be bold or italicized is simply quoted.

I would be more than happy to continue this story. I have a lot of things planned but I need to know what you guys think so I'm not feeling like I would be wasting my time on something I think no one would enjoy. Any input would be nice. Thanks :D

Chapter 1

The Talk

"Hey, mom. Can you sign this for school?" Gabe handed Amy a sheet of paper as she readied herself with a pen already on deck. Her expression the same as every other time Gabe came home with a parent required signature for his misconduct.

"What did you do this time?" Bob asked as he entered the kitchen, the question being to the point of being mundane and redundant.

"Nothing." He explained. "It just allows me to take sex ed."

"Sex ed?" Amy shook her head. "No no. We took care of that already. You opted out last year and your father took care of the rest."

Gabe looked puzzled. "The rest?"

Amy then turned to her husband with a look of dismay.

"What?" was all he could say.

"You didn't give him The Talk?"

Gabe butted in."What talk?"

Trying to defend himself, Bob replied, "I was waiting for the right time!" (Poorly defending himself.)

"What time?" Gabe's insignifficant question was again being ignored.

"Well, I think right now is a damn good time." The mother patted her husband's cheek before making her exit and giving her final words. "Have fun you two."

Bob looked across the kitchen to his son and suggested he sit down. The two males only shared the steadiness of silence, that both would agree was completely awkward. Gabe gestured his hands and shook his head, implying his father better get to the point, well? Bob, obviously not having the slightest in where to begin left him mimicking the same action as his son and letting out a confused series of jumbled cut-off exhales, as if he were on the verge of saying something but nothing but air came out.

"Hey, guys." Pj's presence instantly relieved his terrified father.

"Oh, thank God." Bob bolted out his seat and patted his eldest on the back. "You do it." "What?" Pj had no clue what he had just gotten himself into.

"The Talk." Gabe answered for him.

"Have fun you two." Bob smiled and removed himself from the situation as quickly as he could.

Pj gazed over to his younger brother. "Uhhhh." Was all that he could think to say. The Duncan men obviously lacked the proper selection of words to enlighten the younger teen about the world of sex education.

"Well..." He moved on to say. "Here's a little story about the birds and the bees. You see. The bees flutter around and get pollen on their feet so they can drink the nectar later and..." Gabe raised an eyebrow.
"Ok, let's try this." Pj made his way to the kitchen table and took a banana from the fruit bowl. "So, imagine a girl and she wants to have a baby." He raised the yellow fruit. "This is the guy. Ok, so now imagine the girl..." He began peeling it. "She takes the guy and erm..." He stopped himself and switched glances from the fruit to Gabe, whom he assumed couldn't be anymore comfortable with the situation than he. He quickly changed tactics. "So, the stork comes..." He made a bird with his hands and made it flap its wings.

"This is pointless. And really stupid."

Pj sighed and agreed. "I know. You're probably better off learning about sex the same way I did." He paused. "With the internet."

Gabe nodded. "You're right. The internet is the best source of knowledge, after all." He stood up. "Thanks bro. I'll be in my room."

A sense of accomplishment seized Pj for a moment as he pointed to his brother. "Anytime, bud." Smiling, Pj picked up the banana he had abandoded earlier and began to nosh on it. His smile soon then faded. "The internet." He said softly. "The internet!" Pj darted out the kitchen.

Are you 18 years or older?

"Yes."

Icons of nude women in compromising positions poured onto the web page. The boy's jaw fell, his heartbeat quickened as his body became tense, especially his lower half, where he didn't quite understand the oncoming sensation that was a full blown erection. Gabe didn't make it past the front page of the pornographic website before having the urge to cease his erection. The boy slid his fingers down his lower clothing when loud banging startled his stroking process.

"Gabe!" Pj banged on the bedroom door.

"Go away!"

"Gabe, we need to talk!"

"No we don't! Go away!"

Pj continued pounding the door trying to get him to open it. "Let me in!...Mom is calling you!...I dropped twenty bucks and can't find it!" His brother ignored him. "Damnit Gabe!" He tried jiggling the door knob and to his surprise the door flew open.

Gabe jumped up and instinctively closed the laptop. "I could've sworn I locked that!"

"We need to talk."

"We already tried that."

"I know but, hear me out." He sat at the edge of his brother's bed and tried to explain. "I know what you were looking at and what you were doing. And I want you to know that it's totally cool. And every dude spanks his monkey once in a while and it's a part of becoming a man...sooo that point being, when you get a bit older you're going to meet a girl who's gonna spank your monkey and then she'll get pregnant and have a baby."

There was a small silent moment when Gabe spoke. "Pj...I just want you to know that every moment with you today... has been the most awkward, uncomfortable experience we've had together."

"Yeah." He nodded. "No doubt."

There was another quick speechless moment before Gabe questioned the older one. "So, you've done it, right?"

Pj stumbled over that question. "Uh, er, well of course I have." An unsteady laugh accompanied his answer.

"What was it like?"

"Uh well, uh." He bobbed his head. "It was cool."

"You haven't done it." Gabe easily could see he was lying.

Pj shook his head. "Yeah, let's not make today any more awkward." The two siblings agreed and both moved on with their day, hoping to supress their recent day's events.