Akatsuki It sucks to be me

Inspired by "The Akatsuki sing alongo f the song" "It suks to bem me" in avenue q

A/N: hi everyone! This is my very first fic with Akatsuki called Akatsuki It sucks to be me

It was inspired by the song "It sucks to be me" in avenue q.

Hope you enjoy it and plz R&R!!

One day, while calmely walking through the Akatsuki lair, Konan entered the office of a very thoughtfull Pein.

"Morning, Pein-sama" the blue-haired woman said.

"Hi Konan."said Pein, with a sigh.

"How's life?"

"Disappointing!" he said, with anime tears faling down his face.

"Oh, what's the matter?"

"We failed to capture the Kyubbi again!" said Pein, who was practically crying now.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" konan said, trying to confort the Leader of Akatsuki.

"Me too! I mean, look at us: 10 years into this and, I always thought…"

"What?"

Pein shook his head.

"No it sounds stupid!"

Konan persued.

"Oh, c'mon!" she said.

Then Pein started to sing.

"When I was little

I thought I would be ( "What!?!" she asked him)

Ruler of the shinobi world

With all the jinchūriki

But now I'm 32 ( "OMG is he THAT old?!?!?!?" Konan inwardly asked herself.)

And as you can see

I'm not ( "Nope!!" said Konan.)

Oh, well"

Pein suddenly began sulking.

"It sucks to be me ("No!!!" said the blue haired woman, trying her best to confort him."

It sucks to be me!!

It sucks to be beaten by Konoha, and, worst of all,

Turning 33

It sucks to be me!!

Kona suddenly began to approach Pein.

"Oh, you think your life sucks?"

"Oh, I think so!" he said, nodding.

"Well, let me tell you, that your problems aren't so bad!"

Then, she too began singing.

"I'm kinda pretty

And pretty damn smart ( "You are!!" agreed Pein, nodding again. "Thanks" she said, oblivious to the HUGE crush the Leader has on her)

I like romantic things

Like music and art

(Suddenly, Sasori appears out of nowhere and starts telling everyone that art is everlasting beauty. Sadly they're all to focused on Konan's singing and no one pays attencion to him. Poor guy!!!)

And as you know

I have a gigantic heart

So why

Don't I have a boyfriend

F***

(And, all of a sudden, she too starts to cry, while Pein does his best to cheer her up)

It sucks to be me"

"Me too". Said Pein

Then, they started ranting together

It sucks to be me

It sucks to be me

It sucks to be Pein,

And Konan

To not be able to beat Konoha

To not have a date

It sucks to be me

And they cried to no end.

Until, who should walk in, right back from their mission, but Deidara and Tobi.

"Hey Deidara, Tobi can you settle something for us, do you have a second?" Pein asked them, to which they nodded.

"Whose life sucks more, Leader-sama's or mine?" asked Konan.

Deidara and Tobi exchanged a quick glance towards each other before replying:

"Ours!!!"

"We live together

We're as close as people can get, un" started Deidara.

"We've been the best of buddys

Ever since the day we met" Tobi said happily.

("Speak for yourself, runt. I hate you, un." Deidara added.)

And Deidara continued.

"So he knows lots of ways

To make me really upset.

("What!?!" said Tobi, with a tear forming in his eye.)

Oh, every day is na aggravation, un.

("C'mon that's na exaggeration!!!!" said Tobi, trying to defend himself "Tobi's a good boy!").

You leave your clothes out

And put your feet in my chair!!"

"Oh, yeah!? Well Sempai always ends his sentences with un

And he irons his underware!!!"

("Why you little-" said Deidara, trying to choke Tobi using his exploding clay birds.)

"You make it a very small lair

And we shair a Hell"

"So does Sempai,

That's why Tobi

Is in Hell too"

"It sucks to be me!!" They all said

"Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?

It sucks to be me!!!"