Kill la Kill By A.J.

A girl in a leather jacket ,holding a metal case on her back, with a red strip of hair walks down the street while listening and singing "Day of the Dead" by Hollywood Undead.

Hold on,Holy ghost

Go on,Hold me close

Better run,here we come

It's the Day of the Dead

People are looking at her rapping and don't know what to think of it. She stops the song and looks around and everyone looks away and she continues to sing.

We come from a world of oblivion bad dreams

I got all that I need strapped right to my hamstring

I not really bad,I'm just made of bad things

I'm really not a mad man,the voices keep asking

But, before she could start the next verse a little kid in a black tank top ran past her and stole her phone. She chases after him screaming" I'm going beat your ass, you little bastard!" The girl stops and says" hey A.J. why do I have chase this asshat"

Because that's how I'm writing this chapter,ok Ryuko Matoi ? now less talking, more chasing.

Ryuko, now angry at me, chases after the thief. "Hey, stop running kid and I'll give you a chance to apologize to me." The thief looks back and says" No chance in hell"

Hey, A.J., can I kill him and get it over with?

No, you don't get to kill anyone ... Yet.

"Fine, but wait until I get my hands around your neck."

You can't kill me I'm the author.

Now let's get back to the story.

The thief stops in his tracks and turns around and asks Ryuko " who is A.J.?" She responded "He's the author of this story about me." The thief looks at her confused and has no idea how to respond to this. The thief gives Ryuko her phone back because he knew that crazy girls are the most dangerous.

"Hey, You know that I can still hear you as you type." Ryuko said

What did you expect me to do I saw a opportunity to make fun of you and I took it.

"I don't care ok because you are not going to stop, but can we just finish this chapter FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

Ok,jeez sorry, remind me not to pull a prank on you.

Ryuko asked the thief for his name and he responds that his name is Mataro and welcomes her the slums of Honno City and he asked her if she goes to Honnouji Academy. She told him yes and before he could say another word, a hand bag came out of nowhere following behind it, Mako, his sister.

Mako tell Mataro to go to school, he screams at her as he runs away flipping the bird to her.

You know what, I'm going to skip to where Ryuko has already met Senketsu and beat the first club captain and I'm going to end this chapter here, Be sure to stick around for more.

The girl that rules the school is Satsuki Kiryuin and and the elite four is Nonon Jakuzure, Uzu Sanageyama, Ira Gamagori,and Hoka Inumuta, So now you're all caught up.

A.J. : Hey, Ryuko did you like the first chapter of my story?

Ryuko: I have a question for you, why was I singing to Hollywood Undead?

A.J.: Answer my question first.

Ryuko: It was good, but I wish you wrote about me kicking some asses.

A.J.: I'll keep that in mind and the reason you are singing Hollywood Undead is because I like their songs, ok, but before we leave would you like to say something to the audience?

Ryuko: Thanks for reading and hope I get to see ya in the next chapter, where I hope this jackass will let me kick some ass in the next chapter.

A.J.: I will, but no more name calling, I made fun of you because you are always messing with me, truce?

Ryuko:Truce.

A.J. And Ryuko: We will see ya in the next chapter, Bye!