This fanfic is for teens with a bit of, bam? Don't read it if never played game, only like the later part where Valen and the rest join up. Not suggested for Deekin haterz. Yes, I spelled that with a 'z'. Got a problem with it?

Disclaimer: If I owned this game, there would be more head bashing. 'Nuff said.

A tiefling, a drow and a kobold walk into a Underdark...

One

Valen, Amanda and Deekin would camping in the Underdark. 'Cause they wanted to and they could. Amanda was a drow paladin and had traveled with Deekin Scalesinger awhile, they had created one huge monster, both of them. Deekin was a tiny kobold who was a bard. He was fiesty towards Valen and a bit off a kiss-up to the boss when he wasn't being a pain in someone's butt. Valen? We all know him. Amanda the drow, goofy as ever, sat near a fire sneaking away some cooking items. As soon as Deekin saw this he lunged toward his boss.

Valen, who wanted to sleep peacefully as dinner cooked, woke up, unamused and startled.

"Boss! Noes! Not agains!," cried a little kobold holding on to a kitchen bag for dear life.

"Deekin, will you please hand me the bag so I can cook dinner? I know what I did wrong...," Amanda tried but failed as Deekin shrieked 'no'.

"What in the name of-?!," Valen wondered as he sat up. Amanda was chasing the kobold to hell and back for that bag.

"Kobold. Stop now." Valen commanded, Deekin jumped up and bit his hand then ran some more. Valen was furious as he grabbed the bag, Amanda, the legs. Deekin started to whine as he still clutched the bag so Valen, with a firece pull...

took the bag! Deekin was now in tears and explained, "We once killed a man with cooking! He be asking for food, we be on road, and we say 'ok'. Before we's knew it, he be dead after tasting soup!"

Valen now looked horrified and dropped the bag, Amanda dived at the bag and her and Deekin huddled away, sad at the memories.

"I'll cook..." Valen stated reached over for the bag, "give it over."

"Noo!" Amanda whined, Valen started to pull on the bag, Deekin and Amanda pulling on the other side. Realising he was losing he grabbed Amanda's sword and cut off their bags end.

Soon...

Amanda and Deekin pouted in a corner, far away from Valen as he cooked. When the food was done he served it to them.

"This be bland! When you put in poison mushrooms?" Deekin questioned staring at the stew that lay before him.

"Yeah, yeah!" Amanda agreed bouncing a little. Valen rolled his eyes and fell asleep on the cot. He promised himself he would try not to kill them in their sleep.

Maybe...

End 2

Short. Short. Short!