How did it turn out this way? Akashi senior did not dare to expect or predict it.
He was sure he raised his son to be straight to take over his company one day but one day Seijuurou invited him to dinner at his favourite restaurant and appeared hand in hand with…someone…that is very transparent.
"Seijuurou, do repeat what you've just said." Akashi senior in all his glory of being a father stared at his son.
"Father, I would like to have your permission to marry Tetsuya."
"I do not see a reason why I should accept so and you must know that same sex marriage is illegal in Japan."
"Didn't I tell you, we would be rejected Akashi-kun?" the aqua head spoke quietly
"Silence, Tetsuya. I'm always right therefore I'll always win." Akashi stared at his father and then there was a long silence as the two party sat, facing each other. Akashi senior shifted his gaze toward his son's chosen fiancée as he fully analyse the person.
"Seijuurou I would like to have a word with your... fiancée privately, do step out for a moment." at that Akashi slightly flinched but did as he was told.
After Akashi left, it became more awkward, there was no one else but the butler, Akashi senior and Kuroko in the room then there was a very long and pregnant silence as Akashi sat outside, waiting impatiently.
"I have no idea as of to why you would want to marry my foolish son but if you are here for our wealth then state your needs."
At this remark, Kuroko became a little offended and stared at Akashi senior straight in the eyes "Akashi-san if you could weigh our love into currency please do so but I can assure I am not together with Akashi-kun for your fortune, seeing him happy is enough for me."
"Then leave his side. That would assure his happiness. I can guarantee you that." Akashi senior immediately demanded.
"Akashi-san, are you sure about that?"
Akashi senior eyes slightly widened "Are you questioning me?"
"I am not. However, Akashi-kun told me. Ever since he was a child everything was set for him. He cannot decide what he wanted to do, even his hobby was decided for him…by you."
"That is what is best for him."
"That may be what is best for him but is that what he really wanted?" Kuroko asked as he slightly tilted his head.
At that moment Akashi barged in and suddenly said in a stern voice "Tetsuya, no milkshakes for one year." everyone was confused as Kuroko froze just as the straw of the glass of milkshake he ordered touched his lips.
"Akashi-kun that is definitely impossible and unreasonable."
"It is not unreasonable Tetsuya," Akashi took the milkshake away "If I recall correctly, which I always do, just last month you were hospitalized because you drank 10 vanilla milkshakes during a drinking competition did you not? Afterward your head and teeth were aching so much that you fainted and didn't recover after 5 days."
"Seijuurou." Akashi senior called out to his son but he was ignored.
"One month and 7 days ago, you were sick and couldn't attend classes just because the day before you engages on yet another milkshakes competition." Akashi went on but Kuroko cut in.
"But I won them all Akashi-kun. Plus milkshakes are healthy for you. It has milk which strengthens your bones and the one I had are low on calories, Akashi-kun."
Akashi senior watched silently as the two foolishly debated "Tetsuya, are you saying that 390 of calories are low? And do not question me." Akashi shot right back.
"But Akashi-kun without milkshakes, I'll die." Kuroko tried the puppy look
"No you won't Tetsuya." Akashi junior dead-panned.
"If you don't let me have my milkshakes I will start to become unable to talk so I won't talk to you anymore Akashi-kun." the blue head shot back.
"That is definitely unscientific and unreasonable Tetsuya."
"But it's possible, Akashi-kun. It happened to Aomine-kun and Kagami-kun once." and Akashi junior couldn't utter another word.
Akashi senior stared at the two then he came to realised. Never once did Seijuurou argued with him and he never scolded the younger either. He was too busy with work. They would only talk once in awhile or something important that requires Seijuurou's help. This is the first time he saw his son argued and lost to someone. He couldn't help but smiled slightly 'So that boy really is the one. The best for Seijuurou is him...' Akashi senior thought .After all if you're going get married to Akashi Seijuurou you have to at least know how to control Seijuurou at times.
But there's one more thing he had to make sure of, before he give permission. So Akashi senior straightened his lips and sharpened his eyes "I still do not approve of this. Therefore I will disown you, Seijuurou." he sternly called to the two.
Seijuurou turned and half-glare, half-stare at him and smiled bitterly "Do as you like. It won't change that fact that I love Tetsuya and I will marry him neither less" Akashi answered.
"Akashi-kun, is that really ok? I mean you've worked so hard all those years..." Kuroko worriedly look at his soon-to-be husband.
"It is fine, I can assure you that Tetsuya, if I'm with you, everything will be alright." Akashi junior kneeled and placed his hand on the slightly smaller male's as he smiled gently "I am more than capable of rebuilding the fame that I have now, with you by my side."
"Dear!" a roar was heard through the sound-proof walls and doors.
"Akashi-sama, Lady Shiori had returned unexpectedly!" and the butler that just barged in was flung to the other side of the wall.
"Dear~~ if our son was getting married why didn't you tell me? I would also like to meet our daughter or son in law too~" a sweet voice was heard from the door.
"Mother" Akashi junior whispered.
"Oh my dear little Seijuurou have grown up so fast! He's getting himself a bride now~" Shiori squealed as she saw her son on his knees "so where's my daughter in law?" she excitedly asked
"He's right here." Akashi motioned toward Kuroko.
Akashi female senior just stared at where her son led her and blushed "Good job my son! He's perfect!" she smiled happily then went over to Akashi senior "Dear~~ Why didn't you give them permission right away? He's perfect for our son! My new son in law! What is your name?"
"Um…I'm Kuroko Tetsuya, nice to meet you." Kuroko bowed respectfully as Shiori teleported and started to give him the hug of death.
"KKYYYYYAAAAAA~~~ he's so cute! Oh my gosh his name is cute too! Why is everything about him so cute~~?!" she cuddled and patted his head "You can definitely have my permission to marry each other~~! Kya~~~!" and so she continued to cuddle Kuroko.
Akashi senior sighed "You may have my permission as well..." he finally gave in. Seijuurou stared at him in surprise "But I do still wish to hold my grandchildren. Keep that in mind." Akashi senior stood up and grabbed his wife before she cuddle his new son-in-law to death (which she manage to anyway, but not to death, to a point where he's unconscious)
Akashi smiled and sighed "It's my win today, Father." he held Kuroko up, bridal style as he prepared to leave. Akashi senior just smiled and sighed. His son is really is growing up rather quick. Too quickly if he was to say so. But if this is what makes him happy then that's good enough.
As Akashi seniors stepped in the car, Seijuurou was outside, with his unconscious soon-to-be wife in hand. He smiled and voiced a "Thank you" to his father. The man was a bit taken back but he just smirked and gave his son a thumb up which surprised Seijuurou neither less. This is something that probably only happen once in a lifetime but Akashi junior strive to make it happen again someday. Winning over his father is the best feeling…well…second to best feeling.
"Akashi-kun, you've been smirking for a while till the point that it got creepy." Akashi snapped out of his thoughts and came to face with Kuroko's face which very close to his own. They are currently returning back to their own perspective houses via the bus since Akashi couldn't get any other cars except for a limousine. Kuroko's parents were quite happy and gave their permission right away unlike Akashi senior who took 6 hours to decide, so it's quite late now. The wedding plans have already been decided and will be discussed between the two families the next day. However for now, let's just have the two lovebirds enjoying their time together.
While I (the author) talk to Akashi senior. Please bear with me.
Akashi senior: What is this? Why is my son getting married so soon?
K: Akashi-san he is old enough to get marry now.
Akashi senior: Then could you at least make it a female? I would like to hold my grandchildren and continue the Akashi blood.
K: One, Kuroko is adorable and no female can replace him even if it's the female version of him. Two if you didn't know, I am the god in this fanfiction, Akashi-san, which leaves you no choice but to do as I write even if you are absolute and no objections please! I assure you will hold your grandchildren.
Akashi senior: How is that possible? I am certain that male pregnancy is well and truly fictional.
K: Mr. Akashi this is fictional and even if it's not I have my ways. End of discussion. Goodbye and I would not like to hear from you again.
Sorry for the long wait. Anyway…
The next day
The two families met and has sat down for dinner to discuss or rather be told about the wedding plans
"EH?! I won't get to choose Tetsuya-chan's wedding dress?! WHY?!" Both mothers yelled loudly as they pouted.
"I see, I will work on the funding then." Akashi senior said as he leaned back on his chair "Then I'll take care of the locations and such" Kuroko's father smiled from his usual deadpan expression. In the end they got along really well, much more than Akashi expected.
And so…..
Their wedding came just like that.
On the day everyone was there, and by everyone I do not mean everyone in the world, I mean the Generations of Miracle, Seirin, Yosen, Shuutoku, Kaijou, Touou, Rakuzan and relatives were there.
Momoi was in charge of preparing Kuroko for the ceremony and once Akashi was done he headed to the chapel as he waited patiently for his husband.
There's something you guys must know.
Akashi Group is a very influential company in the world so having a same sex marriage in Japan is just easy as breathing. However!
"Okay now the groom must go and rescue the bribe from the dressing room!" the young female priest announced, Akashi Seijuurou wasn't even sure of she was a priest.
But he rushed over to Kuroko's dressing room to see Momoi and Riko standing with their arms crossed in their beautiful dresses staring at him. The entire invited and non-invited guests have followed too.
"Now, you must give us an amount until we see it is worth it for you to have Kuroko as your bride." Riko announced as the priest slipped into the dressing room.
"Oh~ how interesting. Isn't this a Chinese game used at weddings in modern time?" Akashi senior raised an eyebrow in amusement
"Oh and everyone else can join in to help the groom as well~" Momoi said cheerfully
"Okay-ssu I'll go first! What about 1,000,000,000 yen?" Kise jumped
"Erm…no." Riko rejected
"Mai-chan's 10 years worth of magazine tickets?" Aomine said but a pair scissors flew by.
"NO WAY!" and the coach duo punch the living light out of Ahomine
"Jaa~~~unlimited snack?" Murasakibara munched on his snack
"No." rejected~
"Oh! That's right! 100,000,000,000,000,000 basketballs!" and Kagami's living light was punched out of him too.
"Is there anything else in your head that isn't related to basketball?" Riko asked shakingly
"Daily Oha-Asa lucky item for 10 years."
"Shintarou don't be foolish." Akashi immediately shot as he thought of what is best to actually have Tetsuya flying out of that room and into his arms "Fathers, do you have any suggestions?" Akashi immediately turned to his dads "You know what is best Seijuurou."
"That's right Seijuurou-kun, that would definitely get him flying" Kuroko's father stared at the door.
So Akashi just stood there as the others around screamed all kind of things "Tetsuya come on out and I'll reward you with a lifetime of milkshakes." Akashi held out his arms, waiting for Kuroko to shoot out.
"Guh!" the coach line expressions paled as they continued to stare at the door behind them but nothing happened. Kuroko Tetsuya, for the first time, didn't get bribed by milkshakes. So that left Akashi standing there awkwardly and everyone confused so the two coaches decided to go and check up on the bride but before they went, they threatened "If any of you decide to come in. I'll make sure your stomach is fill with our cooking~"
Minutes later a flash of white shot out of the room and headed straight for Kise "Ah! K-K-Kuroko-cchi~~! Have you changed your mind to marry me?" Kise squealed happily as he hug 'Kuroko'
"Ahem," Akashi cleared his throat awkwardly "Your husband is over here Tetsuya." as that was said Kuroko ignite pass Kise into Aomine and ran over to his husband.
Akashi senior stood there shocked "W-What is this? Seijuurou explain yourself this instance. This is not the male you have shown me as your fiancée."
"Father, I can assure you that, this person is, indeed, Kuroko Tetsuya, my soon to be husband."
The small priest stepped out from the room with the other girls "It's my special make up. Shiori-san and Setsu-san have requested -ahemthreatenedahem- for me to carry it out." the small priest who goes by the name of 'K' explained.
"Originally Momoi-san, Riko-san and me planned for Kuroko-san to be in a suit but due to Shiori-san and Setsu-san last minute orders I had to make adjustments, the game just now was giving me some time to make the adjustments required. Anyway let us resume the ceremony." And that was the first thing that happened to them on, their wedding day.
Akashi stood there waiting for his husband, as the door opened the sight of Kuroko Tetsuya, took his breath. He had seen this just a moment ago but didn't pay much attention. Kuroko with a beautiful aqua wig that reached his waist, in a dress that start just above his chest and stop 1.5 cm above his knees (Akashi analysis) and someone in the chapel was rushed the hospital because of blood loss.
"I, hereby, declare you, Akashi Seijuurou and Kuroko Tetsuya as husband and husband, let Yato (Noragami reference) bless those two beautiful souls and fill them with happiness. You may now exchange rings and kiss the groom." K finished and everyone clapped as Kuroko and Akashi exchange rings and a passionate kiss. But minutes after they started to throw random things at K. Why you ask? Well because Yato is the god of calamity, in other words bad luck, so he really can't bless anyone.
"Oh~ my son is all grown up now~~" Shiori and Setsu wiped away their tears as their husband comforted them. Everyone understood the reason why K didn't use the proper marriage speech but why an anime reference? Noragami, especially.
At the after party Kuroko was still in the dress, greetings all the far and close relatives of both families. Akashi swore he saw some of his uncles and cousins, that he doesn't even know, flirting with his Tetsuya as he, himself, was busy greeting the relatives over at Kuroko's side of the family so he couldn't protect his poor husband that is so innocently oblivious to the eyes that is raping and stripping him. How Akashi wished he could just grabbed Tetsuya away and run to their honeymoon right afterwards instead of having to stay here and put up with anger of Tetsuya getting eye raped and stripped.
After the greetings rounds were done Akashi still can't get to Tetsuya because they were both surrounded by fangirls and fanboys that they don't remember inviting. In a corner of the room, was a very, very gloomy aura. There sat Kise Ryouta, Aomine Daiki and Momoi Satsuki as they sulked about Kuroko getting married so soon "Why Kuroko-cchi~~!" Kise cried.
"Tetsu-kun is getting married but not to me! Wah!" Momoi practically screamed.
"Why Tetsu?! Why not me? Why you ditched me?!" Aomine had finally lost his sanity and lunged to hug Kuroko, together with Kise and Momoi and ended up knocking them all onto the cold floor.
Everything went silence "Daiki. Ryouta. Satsuki." Akashi said as he smiled, ever so sweetly. The three immediately paled as they got off of Tetsu and helped the smaller male up to his feet.
"What've gotten into you three this evening? Why are you crying?" Kuroko took out a handkerchief and wiped away the tears, it turned out the three were already wasted, very wasted.
"Daiki. Ryouta. Satsuki." Akashi slightly raised his voice and the deadly aura increased dramatically as it creep towards the three sulking idiots.
"I sincerely apologize Akashi-sama." they bowed and ran back to the corner and continued sulking.
Since the floor was cold from the air conditioner and Kuroko was wearing a dress that exposed his shoulders and he just fell on it. Imagine, just imagine the coldness, when you curiously lick a frozen object and your tongue got stuck, and then apply that feeling to your back.
"Here, wear this Tetsuya." Akashi took off his jacket and placed it on Kuroko's shoulders "It must have been cold."
"Thank you Akashi-kun." Akashi will have to fix that in the future**
So it's now around 5:00am in the morning luckily everyone graduated from college or university so they don't have to worry about classes and they have got permission from their bosses for a day off tomorrow because they got all wasted to the point where Midorima was singing 'PONPONPON' out loud, now imagine the others. Aomine, Kise and Kagami had to go by the nearest tree to vomit for a good 10 minutes before heading home with the swag walk. In the end, it was ridiculously fun.
The next day Akashi and Tetsuya packed and got ready for their 3 months honeymoon, which wasn't a really a good idea because riding a plane while having a hangover is the worst. But before anyone know it, the two was already one third of their way to Fiji. Imagine what would happen after they return, just imagine Akashi and Tetsuya both have tanned skin with sunglasses resting on their head, flower print shirts, tropical flowers necklace and greeting you, no more Japanese, with 'Hola!' and they live happily ever after. The end.
A/N: Wait! It's over 3,000 words. Well thank you for reading!
-Phone rings-
K: hello?
Akashi: explain this instance
K: explain what?
Akashi: what happen after Tetsuya and I got back from our honeymoon?
K: you live happily ever after.
Akashi: elaborate.
K:…
Kuroko: what Akashi-kun wanted to say is: K-san why is there only one chapter?
K: Well, because I'm too lazy~
Akashi: that is no excuse. Continue this story until I give you permission to stop
K: EHHHHHH?! That'll kill me!
Akashi: No excuses
Kuroko: Akashi-kun… sorry but I agree with K-san this time, it'll kill her.
K: That's right Akashi-sama!
Akashi: this is astonishment for what happened in the previous edition. You made me become the antagonist again. Plus I was very out of character.
K:eh? You read that? Well I'm sorry I'm still learning about the characters.
Kuroko: Hai…thank you for reading until the next chapter.
K: hey wait we still haven't settle this yet-
[Review to let me know you are interested! And tell me some tips on how to write Akashi properly or else he'll kill me if possible. Thanks for reading!]
**if you don't know what I'm talking about it's in the next chapter. I have proof read it (I have bad grammar and needs a beta but too lazy to find one) and I can assure you I wrote it right.
