The Arrancan King

A Naruto-BLEACH crossover fix by Minato Namikaze

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Bleach. Naruto is created and owned by Masashi Kishimoto, whilst Bleach is created and owned by Tite Kubo. Honestly, lawyers, If I owned either of these great manga, why the hell would I be writing fanficitons? That being said, If I see any lawyers knocking at my door, I'm going to tell you that you have 10 seconds to get off my property before I shoot you (I live in Texas so, I can do that, so suck it!)

"Naruto is really short!" - This is normal speech.

"Did that bastard just call me short?" - Italicized text is thoughts.

"Bakudō 1 – Sai!" - Bold text is Kidō/Jutsu.


Alright, here we go! This is yet another fanfiction of mine. This will be a Naruto/Bleach crossover. Naruto's gonna be a heartless bastard in this one, no pairings or shit, just a lot of violence. And swearing. Love the swearing. Good luck reading it.


Preface

"Sasuke-teme, you better stay alive! I just risked my ass to bring you back, and if you die, I'm gonna be pissed!" A bloody, battered boy dressed in an orange jumpsuit said to the boy he was carrying on his back. Sasuke had just tried to defect to the Snake-teme, Orochimaru. Of course, the council being idiots, sent a team of Genin on a recovery mission against several Jounin level ninja. Once Naruto fought one of said ninja until his fellow Leaf Ninja, Rock Lee, came along to let Naruto run ahead. Finally, Naruto caught Sasuke at the Valley of End. They fought a serious battle, releasing more chakra between the two of them than had been used in one battle of any of the Great Ninja Wars.

In the end, Naruto won. It wasn't without it's price, though. Naruto had a hole blasted through his chest by his best friend, whom he was now carrying on his back. That brings us back to where we were.

"Better yet, if you die, Sakura-chan is gonna be pissed at both of us!" Naruto tried to keep Sasuke from dying with humor. Turns out that Kami decided to fuck with him today. As Naruto walked through the gates of Konoha, he fell down from blood loss. Funny, he never had a problem with regenerating his blood before. Then he noticed something even odder. He wasn't in his body anymore, and there was a chain connecting him to his body.

"Well, shit! I'm dead aren't I?! Damnit!" Naruto's dead soul yelled. Then, he watched Sakura, who was waiting at the gate for him to return. "More like for Sasuke-kun to return." Naruto's subconscious sneered. Naruto quickly subdued that thought.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura cried, seeing Sasuke fall off of Naruto's dead body. She rushed over to him, completely ignoring Naruto.

"Eh, I can handle that, she always thinks of the teme first. Nothing new..." Naruto whispered, unknowingly shaking.

"Haha, bitch! I'm finally getting away from you. Just for the record, Sakura, I always hated you..." Sasuke gasped out before dying also.

Sakura was speechless for a moment, while Naruto was enraged. He walked over to Sasuke's soul and backhanded him as hard as he could.

"Never talk to Sakura-chan like that again!" Naruto yelled.

"Tch. Loser, not like you could do anything about it." Sasuke said, before walking off to do what he did best. Brood.

Meanwhile, Naruto turned his attentions back to Sakura, possible the worst move he made in his entire life.

"Naruto-baka! This is all your fault! Sasuke hates me because of my, you fuck! I hate YOU!" Sakura yelled before kicking Naruto's body and spitting on him.

That was the last thing Naruto ever saw as a Plus. Instantly, his body burst into pixel-like particles, before reforming with a hole in his chest, which ironically, he already had one, and then a white substance covered his face, forming a mask.

Naruto roared, and Sakura was his first victim. After Naruto consumed Sakura's soul, which was pitifully simple and tasted like shit, a Garganta opened up from his sheer amount of Reiatsu, and it was paved like gold to Hueco Mundo, the Hollow World. Naruto stepped into it, and that was the last that the Human World heard of him for many years.


Well, I think I got off to a good start for my first NaruxBleach x-over. Please R&R and REMEMBER THAT THIS WAS THE PREFACE!!! It wasn't meant to be extremely long!