"Do you know who you are?"
Ah, well there was the billion dollar question. How to even answer that? Sarcasm? 'Yup, after apparently hitting my head and not remembering a thing, I totally know who I am!' Honesty? 'I'm afraid I have no idea what's going on or who I am. Sorry.' Nah, that second one didn't really sound like me. Whoever, me is. I'm obviously a funny dude, I'm laughing at myself in my head, so that's gotta count for something. Oh, maybe I'm crazy. Yeah, that's probably it. I'm completely mental. That's why I'm in the hospital too. I wonder how long I've been here. Well, if I'm a mental patient I could have been here for years and just not remember any of it…..no, that's even crazier than this weird delusion I'm thinking of right now. I know a bunch of random facts too, so I'm probably pretty smart. Why do I remember random things but not who I am? It seems a little important.
What even is the last thing I remember? If I can figure that out maybe I can figure out my identity and what happened. Alright, let's see…..oh! There was some dude. Big, blond, nice blue eyes. Why did he have a shield? What was his name….Simon? S…...Sam? It started with a S…...let's just call him that. S. And there was another dude, too. He was funny, like me apparently. Blond, but shorter hair, he had…. A bow?
Okay, I'm crazy. Why do I remember a weird guy with a shield and some wacko with a bow, but not who I am? Thinking more on it, there was a redhead too. She wasn't fighting though. I was….on the phone? No, she didn't pick up. Strawberries. Where did that come from? Alright, we'll call her strawberries. Who else, who else? Another blond guy, wow, lots of blonds, and a hammer? You know, why not. A big, magic, lightning, hammer. Perfect. There was another red head….oh man, she was insane! She had a catsuit and a gun and all!
Alright, to wrap it all up...we were fighting… aliens. Doesn't sound real but let's roll with it. It was a team of a blue eyed shield puppy, a modern day Robin hood, Hammer time… he was a god? Really? Red head cat lady, and….a green…...gorilla? He roared a lot, and finally, me. I was flying. Not the weirdest thing, sadly, there was.. a nuke? Sounds dangerous, yet, so does a giant green gorilla. A portal, someone's angry brother, a pirate, aliens, I flew the nuke into the space portal…..okay, no way any of this was real. But if it wasn't real, why was that blond, blue eyed shield puppy sitting by my bed? Oh, I never answered him.
"Ummm, no. I don't know who I am. You're S, though. You have that starry shield thing and your eyes are puppies. No offense dude, puppies are cool. Am I crazy?" The man, S, laughed.
"You ask yourself that everyday. No, you're not. Do you remember what happened?"
"Well, there were the other people….the...team?" The man nodded. "Alright, well, there was lightning hammer dude. He reminded me of an otter, I dunno why. Bow bow, the dude with the spot on impersonation of Legolas, Red, catsuit lady, and Godzilla...who was green. We were fighting these weird space whales, which some guy with a glow stick, I'm calling him Cat, summoned with a portal. Then, a pirate called me and told me about a nuke, which I flew through the universes butt hole, and then blew some stuff up, then I blacked out and woke up here."
"To fill in some gaps, Godzilla caught you when you fell back through the portal, which Red closed, and then the rest of the team, those two, me, bow bow and hammer, brought you here. Your name is Tony Stark, and you saved the day." I looked down, knitting my hands together.
"I don't remember."
"That's alright, you never do."
"What do you mean I never do?"
"Sorry, never mind." I looked at S skeptically, but decided to let it drop.
"So, S. Why are you here?"
"To watch out for you while you sleep."
"Sounds creepy and stalkerish." He looked at me with fondness in his inspiring blue eyes. "You care about me." I blandly stated, and he smiled sadly.
"Yeah. Yeah, I do."
"I don't know who you are." I told him and he smiled even sadder.
"Yeah. Yeah, I know."
"I'm sorry." I was. There was a small part of me that cared for him too.
"It's not your fault." I spent the rest of the day talking with him. He caught me up about why had been going on, what had happened since my little Swan dive. He told me about each of the teammates, the Avengers, he called them. He always used the nicknames I gave them, and I wondered how he had memorized them all so well and so quickly. By the time I began to grow tired, I began to grow something else too; A love for the blue eyed shield puppy.
"I like you, S."
"I like you too, Tony."
"I like you a lot. I think if I remembered who you were we could make a good life together. Maybe tomorrow we could get pizza or something?" He smiled his sad smile again.
"Yeah. Sounds great." I closed my eyes.
"I love you, S."
"I love you too, Tony." I fell asleep.
I woke up in a room. A hospital room, I realized, and some tall blond with blue eyes was sitting next to the bed.
"Do you know who you are?"
Ah, well, there was the billion dollar question.
AN: So, I might write more chapters to this but it depends on you guys. I would like some ideas and inspiration (aka, reviews). If you haven't seen the movie "50 First Dates" It's okay, but it's a great movie and the story would follow the plot of it a bit if continued. I don't even ship Stony, this kind of just happened. If you don't get it, pretty much after Tony fell back through the portal in Avengers, he hit his head and now he goes to bed every night and forgets everything about himself when he wakes up. I hope you liked it, and like I said before, review if you want more!
