Total Drama Galaxy

A crossover between Total Drama and Super Mario

Chapter 1 – Little Luma Lost in the Forest

It was a surprisingly wonderful night in Camp Wawanakwa and Chris & Chef were preparing for the latest season of Total Drama. The toxic waste and sewage had been cleared out of the environment and new interns were hired to keep everything in check. Chris & Chef were chilling by the docks waiting for the contestants to arrive.

[Chris] - I'm tellin' ya, Chef; "Total Drama Ultimate Global Wipeout: Part Two" is gonna be the biggest season yet! 39 action-packed episodes starring all the contestants who have ever been on the show!

[Chef] - I dunno about this. Seems to me like you've been getting awfully insane as time progresses.

[Chris, laughing] - What are you talking about? It's just gonna involve hang gliders, explosions, massive cowpies, and a bunch of weird glassy things & giant coins I found washed up on the beach. [To some interns far off shore, noticing a large star-like object washed up on shore] - Hey! You guys! There's another one of those... things that I need you pick up! [To Chef] - Everything's gonna be just fine. [Spotting some boats in the distance] - Oh! Here they come!

Three boats came swimming up to the docks where all the show's contestants, plus some a couple new ones, were dropped off. They each got off one by one, a few having several of bags of tons of stuff that they packed for this very occasion.

[Chris] – Welcome, everyone, to Camp Wawanakwa! I'm sure you're all eagerly awaiting the awesomeness that is "Total Drama Ultimate Global Wipeout: Part Two"! Now, before you all go and settle in for the night, there are a few things that I need to go over. One, no barfing. OK? That's been a serious problem that we've had last season and we don't want to have that happen again.

[Chef, to Chris] - You don't.

[Chris, to Chef] - Quiet, Chef. [To the others] - Unlike other seasons, Each of you will be split into four teams: Screaming Screamers, Killer Killers, Screaming Killers and Killer Screamers. [Seeing Cody raising his hand] - Yes, Cody?

[Cody] - Don't those names sound kinda redundant to you?

[Chris] - Yes, I made them up on short notice. Any more questions? [In irritation, seeing Owen raise his hand] - Yes, Owen?

[Owen] - Can I go to the bathroom?

[Chris, to Owen] - No.

[Owen] – But I really have to go or I'll pee myself!

[Chris] – Can't you hold it for -

[Owen] - But I really, really, really, really, really, really –

[Chris] – Alright, just GO! [Seeing Owen pull down his pants] – Wait! Not in the - !

Owen promptly went in the closest body of water she could find, much to the everyone's dismay and forcing the fish out of the water. A severely annoyed Heather walked up to him.

[Heather, to Owen] – Seriously, Owen? This is why nobody likes you!

[Owen, to Heather] – It's why you don't like me.

[Heather] – I don't think peeing in the ocean around a group of people is going make good impression on anybody.

[Lindsay, to Heather] – Well, look at what little miss hypocrite is saying.

[Heather, to Lindsay] - Excuse me?

[Lindsay] – I'm just saying that your first appearance on the show wasn't very welcoming.

[Gwen, to Heather] Yeah, dude. You could have at least hidden your true personality a little better at the beginning.

[Heather] – Well, I'm just mean. I've always been mean. And I'm going to stay that way.

Heather started to wish she hadn't said that after seeing everyone's reactions.

[Gwen, to everyone else] – Guys, Heather has proved to us once again that she is nothing but an evil little dipshit! If I were you, I would not trust her nor would I join any "alliance" that she offers you to join! She'll just betray you right on the spot once she gets her way!

Heather just walked off angrily to the back of the group and stood away from everyone else.

[Chris] – OoooK... As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, each team member will be segregated into cabins based on gender. We can't have people bonking...

[Gwen, walking back to the group and ignoring Chris] – Pfft. Typical. Heather's always been a total bitch.

[Izzy] – I hope she doesn't suddenly gain superpowers like the ability to spin fast enough to knock somebody out or high jumping or wall-climbing or shooting lasers out of her mouth!

[Gwen, to Izzy] – You have a very active imagination, but I doubt that's ever gonna happen. We still have to be careful, though. She could be plotting anything against us. In fact... [Whispering to Sierra] - ...I'm gonna need someone to spy on her. And that someone is you since you're so great at stalking. But we can't let Heather know anything, so you gotta keep it a secret.

[Sierra, whispering to Gwen] – Got it!

[Chris] - ...OK, so now that we have the whole sex situation worked out, you guys can go and pack it in for the night. [As the all contestants walk past him] - You all have a really big day ahead of you!

[Izzy, pointing to something in the sky] - Guys, look! A shooting star!

Everyone stopped to look at what Izzy was shouting at. It was a bright white streak of light with a long, shimmery tail that emitted star-shaped sparkles as it sped across the sky. All the people staring at it, even Duncan and Chef exclaimed with wonder. Dawn took a snapshot of it with her camera.

[Chris, excitedly] – Whoa, did you see that!? We caught the most epic thing ever on camera! It's even better than double rainbows! Hahahaha!

A few hours later, everyone was sound asleep... All except for Heather, who had just woken up to take a trip to the bathroom. Unfortunately, the cabins had no bathrooms, so she had to go outside. Unknown to Heather, Sierra was following after her. Heather went out to the forest to squat, bringing her hand sanitizer with her. Shortly afterwards, Heather saw the same shooting star that everyone on the island had encountered earlier, only it was coming straight for her! The projectile landed rather ungracefully onto the forest floor.

When Heather want to take a look at it, she saw that it wasn't a large rock, but rather a star-like apricot-colored creature with sparkles emanating all around it. Mesmerized by the sight, she picked it up and examined it. Sierra watched on from a distance, waiting for something to happen. Then the creature suddenly woke and saw Heather. It was startled at first, but then it quickly formed an attachment to Heather, much to her annoyance.

[Heather] - Get off of me!

Suddenly, it went inside Heather's hair. She felt a strangely tingly all over, as if she just recovered from a severe numbness that covered her entire body. Sierra tried to get a closer look, but ended up accidentally breaking a small branch. This spooked Heather, causing her to jump several feet in the air and land flat on her face.

[Heather, getting up] – What the hell just happened!?

The star creature finally spoke to Heather.

[Apricot Luma] - Hello, friend! I'm a very special creature called a Luma! You've probably never heard of me because I live very far away. I was sent here to search for a magical golden Power Star and you're just the person to help me?

[Heather] – You can talk?!

[Apricot Luma] - Yep! And I can give you special powers!

She tried jumping again, but this time making a more graceful landing. Then she did a backflip, grabbed onto a tree, jumped between it and another tree in a similar fashion to wall jumping, span off top and pounded the ground.

[Heather, noticing Sierra] – HEY!

Sierra dashed off as fast as she possibly could. Unfortunately, this wasn't fast enough. Heather grabbed onto Sierra so tightly that there was no way for her to possibly escape.

[Heather] – So... you decided to spy on me, didn't you!?

[Sierra] – G-Gwen wanted me to keep tabs on you so you wouldn't go crazy and start robbing us!

[Heather, laughing] – That crazy little bitch! No matter; nobody's going to be able to beat me when I can jump ten times higher than they can! But first, I'll have to put you where you won't be a total nuisance!

Still holding Sierra by the limbs, Heather took her to the arts and crafts shed and locked her up.

[Heather, thinking to herself] – This little guy could be my ticket to fame and fortune. And if I keep her, I could become the champion of the entire show! [Speaking to Apricot Luma] - If you stay by my side until we find that star, then you've got yourself a deal. I promise you that it will get into the right hands.

The Luma seemed to have the feeling that Heather wasn't being entirely honest, but she agreed anyway.

[Heather, to Luma] – But you have to promise to stay hidden whenever we're not alone, OK? [When Luma Nods] - Good. I'm going to call you... Aveeno! We better get to bed. I don't want to miss my beauty sleep.

Heather walked back to the girl's cabin to find a blonde girl waiting for her next to the front porch.

[Peach, to Heather] – Hello! What are you doing out this late?

[Heather, to Peach] – Oh, I was just going out for a walk.

[Peach, to Heather] – I like taking late-night walks. They really relax me. Hey, I was wondering if you'd like to make an alliance with me.

[Heather, to Peach] – Um... I tried that before and it didn't work out, so I'm going solo this time. [Falsely apologetically] – Sorry.

[Peach, to Heather, smiling] – No worries. [Walking back into the cabin] – Good night!

[Heather, to Aveeno] – We'd better sleep outside. I don't want to risk having anyone else find out about what happened last night.